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Detective Red

@detectivered.bsky.social
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year old trans fem writer of weird YA nonsense, gunpla addicts and overall disaster. it/she (It's the eczema) www.scribblehub.com/profile/20528/d…

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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 7h
Hmmmmmmm toasty
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Dani Fiend 👹 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 15h
Anyone can fuck a pumpkin How about you romance one this year
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kinda, but it acts mkre like normal cheese than something with the sodium citraate in it
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like it not a crumbly cheese, and you can cut through it easy but like, think really cold butter
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Think cheddar
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, its like cheddar but made slughtly differently for preservation reasons i think
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tasty cheese is a cheese variety in Australia, its probably the most common variety of cheese youll find on shelves. Heres an article on it, from what i understand its kinda like cheddar/is cheddar www.broadsheet.com.au/national/foo...
broadsheet.com.au
What Is “Tasty” Cheese? A Cheese Expert Has the Answer
Tasty cheese has been on shelves for generations in Australia. So why do so few of us know what it is? Cheese expert Will Studd has the answers.
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She told me to get the garden of eden, can confirm, pretty good, good crunch. The beetroot makes it a little sweeter than i necessarily wanted but overall good lunch
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I SAID "I LOVE YOU" AND YOU SAID "freak, pervert"
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This with a yellow turtle neck jumper... Anyway im the biggest sixe they have available if we gotta crowdfund this
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unoriginal, you literally just stole that from me pushing you over earlier for calling me a pervert
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wear yellow turtle necks bevause of her, sometimed with denim when its cold
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RetroWolve - レトロ @retrowolve.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've always thought that older Pokemon Sprites would look cute animated so here's a speed paint of my animation process of this cute little gift for @phaun.bsky.social.
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy Derby Day
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like its not already something id wear
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Midnight Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolute... Art by Steven Defendini #dccomics
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Koffie Kobold - Gnollsome Adventures! @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can find the campaign here: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...
backerkit.com
Kobold Collections
An enamel pin and sticker set featuring kobolds showing off their favourite hoard pieces!
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Koffie Kobold - Gnollsome Adventures! @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sort it by colour or taste? Nay! This kobold sorts it by sound (they say the moss whispers to them and I know better than to question it). This little friend is now available as a pin or vinyl sticker during the Kobold Collections campaign!
drawing of a kobold hugging a giant mossy boulder. The text surrounding the image reads: The moss hoarder. They have many mossy rocks but this one is their favourite
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need everyone to know bow true this is, this can be used to decode her. Shes so cool
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Orb encourage violence
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shaking him like a snow globe
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Sayla💕 but Montag📗 @sayladarkmode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they’ve trapped my hubband in a bubble…
gundam capsuleverse amuro
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you followed me because im silly and awesome then.... Hell heah
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you followed me for my writing. Im sorry
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is true and everyone should do it. You can tru screaming anime ja nai if you meed to be reminded the world is there tho
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
⚠️BREAKING NEWS IN AUSTRALIA - BOLLARDS FLIP A TESLA⚠️ #WorldBollardAssociation
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Sayla💕 but Montag📗 @sayladarkmode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like patlabor because it has a girl that’s desperately in love with her really hot izubuchi robot and that makes me feel seen but I also like it because I just get to stare at a lot of pretty izu robots for a while asdf
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ya know what, Lanterns is a bad adaptation, why arent we getting a superhero romcom, will they wont they between Hal, Carol, Star Sapphire and Green Lantern.
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At this rate you might be able to just get a chars zake and make it normal. This looks so smooth
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☔️ Savannah ☔️ @infectedaurora.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
its not necessary but if anyone wants to chip a few bucks for it, itd be nice its not something i desperately need the help with, but like yeah anything to make poverty living easier www.paypal.com/paypalme/inf...
paypal.com
Pay Kaitlyn O'Brien using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/infectedaurora and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Implying i ever could
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish i could still write
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sick as hell
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Sayla💕 but Montag📗 @sayladarkmode.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today is Desultor! She is the kind of person that just like occasionally appears in your life but like you don't know anything about her or what she does when she isn't with you. She'll disappear for three months and then pop up behind you at the store one day and ask if you wanna shoot fireworks
desultor line artshot of the little cameras behind her visor lighting upshot of her pointing her bazooka at the viewershot of her in space shooting her rifle
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Julia Kaye, lovergirl era @upandoutcomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
post-op vaginal dilating??? 😨😱👻
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Also mg Bael???
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maybe controversial. Amuro white lantern. I cant think of a single part of the spectrum outside aMAYBE avarice, he doesnt fit incredibly well
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Kamille is also Red i think, especially at the start. Hes so angry. So consumed by it as well. His lashing out doesnt ever dissappear either, by the end of the show hes not less angry it just shows as bitter at sad. The first protagonists of the first 3 shows being Hope. Anger. Will. Also works.
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Regardless... Give Judau a green lantern ring and hed have the best drip. Give kyle rayner the ZZ
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If it werent for Banaghers hope burning so bright it made Frontal commit, id 100% agree. Hed also just love that support role.
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Banagher's Blue as well. Like his entire thing is hope and believing in spite of it all. Unless we are assigning just one character to every corp?
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Sayla💕 but Montag📗 @sayladarkmode.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today is Pharact! She's very friendly to you but is also always doing things to intentionally make you a little uncomfortable or get on your nerves. She'll see you struggling with something and walk over and act like she's going to be really sweet and help just to go "oh that seems hard!" and leave
gundam pharact line artshot of her in her MS container that is zoomed in on her torso and headshot of her floating with her bits floating around hershot of her pointing the barrel of her rifle at the viewer
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hope i can become aghost in the machine
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