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Detective Red

@detectivered.bsky.social
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year old trans fem writer of weird YA nonsense, gunpla addicts and overall disaster. it/she (It's the eczema) www.scribblehub.com/profile/20528/d…

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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No you dont :)
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"HAL JORDAN ISNT RACIST"
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
People know how to grt me to look at stuff
The Illusion of choice meme with the cow choosing between halo 3 and Hazbin Hotel.
It all goes back to keith david yaoi
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I cant thank everyone who bought my books enough for your generosity. After a few months of trying and messing with wreckers and driving ages, and being out a car for six months, she is finally fully up and running again and I couldnt do it with everyone who bought a book or a bundle.
A mazda 6 station wagon with a grey everythinh but blue mismatched bumper and bonnet. 

The background and number plate are mosaiced
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Last chances to get this cheap!!! Look at my little lesbian power rangers. If your craving angsty little eggs pushing away those around them, and hurting themselves and everyone around them and trying their best to recover then i have a story for you.
Goldie seemed much happier lately. It was odd, I’d gotten used to seeing him as this moody quiet kid hanging around in the back of photos and classrooms. Like he was trying to look like an emo, but his blonde hair was destroying the illusion because his mum wouldn’t let him dye it. Like the lead of a punk band my dad liked in his youth. 
Over the last two weeks though, that had changed. He smiled occasionally. His eyes had life to them, and he had actually started talking in full sentences. It was astonishing to see someone change so fast.
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My girlfriend and i both have a headache..
Very crudely drawn comic.
Lump on a bed, little dress me scratch butt next to bed. 
Bed lump says weh
Little dress me grab panadol and deink bottle.
I pass to little lumo girlfriend.
She take.
I take.
Two lumps on bed
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
CHIITAN LIKED MY SELF PROMO THATS IT.IM EXPLODING
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Protagonists for a stupid concept im working on. Brooke bullies River by emasculating her. River doesnt get that shes being insulted. Hilarity ensues
Brooke:
The protagonist. Hot. Handsome. Pretty. And proud of it. Massive himejoshi. Massive lesbian. Massive idiot. Around 6 foot. Wears 2 inch platforms
River:
Love interest. Pretty, slightly shorter than Brooke around 5 10. “himedanshi” and deathly ashamed of it. Girls find her attractive because she tries to take care of herself, dresses smartly and she’s so inoffensive and safe. Fell for Brooke almost immediately, and it only got worse when she was teased. 
Dense egg.
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Weird looking dog innit
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Like she could not be more clear. Fuck you for acting like this is internalised misogyny
The bottom corner of the hunter schafer diary thing. The last part of her timeline of her life.
Queer person - the most liberated from gender i have found myself. Steal dealing with the ruins(?)of sexual brainwashing. bug awake my own femibism to further avoid men
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Season 1: no julieta :( Season 2: Julieta :D
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I bought toys
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Symphony of The Night: I enjoy the genre Symphony is in a lot more than Rondo. It was overall less tuned than and polished than Rondo because it was the first of its kinda in the series. The boss fights are a little less oomphy, because they arent the end of a level and arent as satisfying overall
Alucard,  a pale vampire boy drawn in a gothic style against a background of the night sky and the moon with a silouhette of a castle in front of it. The playstation brand name is under the image
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Oh i also liked the anime cutscenes. They were really charming. Maria Renard is also very fun. I mainly played on Richter mode but there were parts of the game that just were a cake walk as Maria and painful as Richter. Her design is hilarious considering what she becomes later.
Maria Renard a blode haired anime girl in a pink fluffy dress
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Rondo of Blood: A well tuned game in a genre I struggle with due to poor coordination but very satisfying when I can get my hands to function. Would have been unbeatable/incredibly slow for me to beat without save states. Bosses generally feel fair and beatable, though not all the first time
Box art for Castlevania Rondo of Blood.

Shows Richter a buff man with short brown hair, drssed in blue holding a whip, against a background of stormy skys, and a castle. An ominous monster eyes cuts into the scene
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
THE MIND VIRUS WON. P2. P2!!! Buying a burger now. Excited. Happy. Awesome.
OSCAR PIASTRI P2.
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
• Full Frontal has a mullet. As an Australian i am legally obliged to approve. Business in the frontal. Party in the Backal? Idk. Look at him next to Icehouse front man Iva Davies. Frontal should be singing Electric Blue or Crazy instead of this war shit. Old mate could top the charts. Legend
Full Frontal. In his goofy red sleeves coat with gold accent that looks like a marching band outfit. A big blonde mullet, and his stupid maskiva davies from icehouse in the 80s with his voluminoius and gorgeous curly mullet
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
• The "Will of Char" includes his political sense, love of purple twinks, savior complex and piloting skill. Not his shame or mommy issues. • His purple twink is an angry pomeranian who thinks hes a doberman. Look at him aint he cute. • would definitely say he doesnt bite
A very grumpy Angelo Sauper, a grey haired pretty anime boy, pulling off his meanest and grumpiest face. Oh hes so grumpy
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
He gets detained, goes back to be a military dog, checks on Banagher and Mineva, leaves the military and becomes daddys secretary.
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Im really happy with the almeria pull. I also opened a pack of steel requim
Me holding an alt art With Iron And Blood card from the gundam tcg.
Main/action choose 1 of your units. Deal 1 damage to it. It gets ap+3 during this turn.
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Shes also really mad about my boobs because they are bigger than her and They kinda piss her off.
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Antidepressants causing insomnia. Its time to break out the big guns
 Pink Build a bear axolotl on floral sheets. Her name pyjamas
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I found this sunflower keycap and im wondering if i should get it for this keyboard cause oh my goodnes
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
You win some, you lose some.
A screenshot of the gundam wiki with the release date  for the pg mark 2 edited to say it came out in september 2001
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Who she thought i was VS who i actually am
Grunpy miorine after pulling suletta out of the wayMiorine looking at cool chan like a yearning moron
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Update she called Primarina "Lacus but blue"
Primarina, a seal mermaid girly from pokemon. Shes blue
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Mikazuki will casually see through the disguise of one of the primary antagonists of the series and then become the autism creature
Mikazuki the autism creature
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Made shakshouka with home made flat bread
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
GOOD NEWS! My cars damage is all cosmetic! Its horrific but a trip to the wreckers might save her. BAD NEWS. My mum is not appreciating my sense of humour around painting the replacement hood to be blinding hot pink? If you want to help me out with making us less stressed check the quote.
A meteor grey 2009 mazda 6 station wagons thats. Crashed its face Aunt Fannie from Scathing Political satire 2005s "Robots"
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
My dear chariot i hope you can forgive me www.paypal.me/huhwhatsgoin...
A mazda6 thats bern crashed
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Jalepeno grilled cheese
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I can fix her
Egg in the pan with chili crispEgg cooked in chili oil on fried rice, with fried crispy chicken skin
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Heehedhooheehoo
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
My girlfriend is humming dokuro chans theme
Screenshot from the simpsons
Ralph on the bus with the caption
(Chuckles)
Im in danger
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I tried tape modding her. The knob side has the tape mod the other does not. I ultimately settled on no tape mod. Also convinced myself i broke her
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
NU GUNDAM KEYBOARD. NU GUNDAM KEYBOARD
gmk70 white split keyboard, with a clone GMK matsu keycap set (white alphas, black modifiers and yellow accents) one key cap has an stylised like the A on the nu gundams shoulder
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Hmmmmm its not working lerfectly buttt heres the progress for mecha kangaroo
Mecha horse with gun arms to try make a kangaroo.
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I have been fighting against myself to not buy this keyboard. Its so cringe and my current keyboard is classy and pretty
The Yunzii C75 Cake Cat Keyboard in the blue colour way. Its like a blue keyboard that looks like a cream filled cat themed cake. A black Monsgeek M1 with black keycaps on the letters and numbers and purple keycaps on the modifiers. The monsgeek m1 is a black aluminum 75% keyboard with a knob
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Saylam, completely unprompted
Picture of marcille dungeon meshi with a hastily edited text bubble saying "Im into plump women" as a play on the im into fat bitches meme
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Kinger tadc keychain who is your friend
Kinger keychain
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
This is the last 2 hours
Viscious Cycle meme
Image of Overgears Blackout a heavily greebled transformer > endless blood thirsty rage > girlfriend boob >the world is good actually > cycle starts again
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Heres a cat. Hes nice.
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Went for a walk and old mate here decided to say hi. Emus do not give a fuck!!
Emu who is not scared of people walking past the camera like a legend.
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Shirty edit that says. Im joining the war on emus on the side of emus
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Barbatos frame hitting the famil guy death pose
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
They had a big plush of a black cockatoo and it was 20 dollars and they had other birds but none looked as xool as this one so i just nought one and it was totally not because i have to many plushes already :(
A giant plush black cockatoo
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
"hey babe how did you get your portal gun looking like that, i need to know so i can polish my wife"
A shiny portal gun top shell.
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Detective Red @detectivered.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
(the real real story is she sent me a closet cosay amuro and i was like i should get a yellow turtle neck, cause i was interested in trying out new clothes and i do actually fw amuros sryle a lot. And so i got a yellow turtle neck and it looks good might need to find a proper one)
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