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@detectablethickness.com
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deny, defend, depose frolf guy 🥏 🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬

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ben @detectablethickness.com · 25/05/2026
as much as we all love to clown on DGN, the picture-in-picture was an incredible touch on this putt #discgolf #dgpt
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 25/05/2026
yeah nobody’s beating these two at the preserve #discgolf #dgpt
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 19/05/2026
as a long-time discraft stan, their repeated blantant usage of AI for frivolous purposes is insanely disappointing. w bodanza for not giving it the time of day btw. #discgolf
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/05/2026
elite blunt rotation
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 29/04/2026
lowkey the best thing on the menu at chick fil a is the mac and cheese. i could eat 12 pounds of that stuff.
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 26/04/2026
misty mornings on the course>>> #discgolf
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 26/04/2026
“2 days ago”
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 26/04/2026
“2 days ago”
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 25/04/2026
i know it happens in all sports, and he’s not the most sympathetic figure, but gannon is absolutely being officiated differently than other players and that’s not great. #discgolf #dgpt
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 25/04/2026
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 20/04/2026
SABRES ARE WINNING THE CUP.
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 20/04/2026
i wish tage thompson wasn’t a maga asshole bc otherwise he’d be so lovable
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 14/04/2026
Just learned that this is what the Supreme Court’s conference room looks like. The fact that the land’s highest court has fake book wallpaper lining their private chambers is sending me.
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 11/04/2026
“from the pages of jules verne to a modern day mission to the moon, a new chapter of the exploration of our celestial neighbor is complete… integrity’s astronauts, back on earth” 🥹🥹🥹
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 10/04/2026
as much as i hate to admit it, sarah hokom is actually really good on the mic
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 09/04/2026
if evan smith is gonna be this good i’m gonna need him to develop some kind of personality. i want to like the guy but he’s got the countenance of an ambien.
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 09/04/2026
i found your mom in a textbook about fish
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 30/03/2026
an extremely normal top-10 at the QCC. all the usual names you’d expect.
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 29/03/2026
kat mertsch L 🙂
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 27/03/2026
austin turner has the kind of on-course swagger that AB wants people to think he has
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 19/03/2026
just came across this video where jake monn casually palms a full-size driver and it made me scared a little bit i didn’t realize he was the worlds largest man
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 18/03/2026
enjoy this very dumb reel
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 16/03/2026
and the award for Least Necessary Sentence goes to….
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Michael B. Jordan… Hamnet… what a night for things that are one letter different from other famous things
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 16/03/2026
do people cross post reels to bluesky? i haven’t learned the meta here clearly. . #discgolf
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 16/03/2026
yeah unfortunately if he hasn’t figured it out this long into his career it probably isn’t in the cards i fear
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/03/2026
gannon v ricky is an incredible rivalry bc both of them are just hyper competitive assholes; always makes for good viewing when they’re going at it #discgolf #dgpt
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/03/2026
it’s going to be insufferable to listen to the disc golf podcasts this week bc i could not possibly care less about the sticks ricky moved around on the course and i just know they’re all gonna make at least a 5-10 minute segment about it
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/03/2026
when did i say “something”? (go back and read, i didn’t use that word, don’t mis-quote me) this isn’t vague. israeli govt is genocidal bc of the violent ethnic cleaning they’ve done in palestine (as confirmed by the UNHRC in september) and leadership’s stated adherence to greater israel vision.
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/03/2026
three tweets?
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/03/2026
it’s not anti-semitic israel =/= jews i’m saying i think the US is an accessory to israel’s genocide. i think of it like an accessory to murder charge. you can still get a life sentence as an accessory, it’s just a diff distinction. biden and trump should be tried at the hague just like netanyahu.
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/03/2026
goated team (other than tage thompson)
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/03/2026
war crimes aren’t inherently genocidal; genocidality has to do with intent. i feel the israeli govt is genuinely genocidal toward iranians and the US is cucked to israel. key members of the US war machine are ideologically aligned though. pete “kill all muslims” hegseth and lindsey graham for ex.
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/03/2026
the us govt has funded and supplied the israeli genocide of the palestinians. is that technically “being genocidal” themselves? idk. you could also argue that the current oil blockade in cuba by the us is genocidal but that seems like a loose use of the word to me. just imperialist piggery imo.
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/03/2026
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/03/2026
i mean i’m certainly not here to come to the defense of hamas or hezbollah. regardless, israel is a bigger threat to fully actualize their genocidal ideology because they have full financial and military backing of the united states.
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/03/2026
hamas, probably. hezbollah, probably not.
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/03/2026
i mean, that’s true though. that’s literally the greater israel vision is.
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/03/2026
literally bernie sanders hometown. writhing with communism. bread lines as far as the eye can see.
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/03/2026
war is gay 🏳️‍🌈
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/03/2026
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/03/2026
does the “gay” modifier apply to both members in the conflict, or just eminem? or is “gay batman” just kind of assumed?
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 15/03/2026
for whatever reason i don’t have a clear memory of him on skins one way or another. i believe you, i just don’t really remember. the only player i have a clear memory of bringing bad vibes to skins in drew gibson.
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 14/03/2026
sounds like a good hang tbh
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 14/03/2026
yeah as a fellow stocky-frame guy i’ve tried to see if i can learn anything from his form still haven’t figured it out yet lol
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 14/03/2026
especially tough for him that he’s got guys like silas, ty love, joey buckets, and isaac on coverage with him today. good-to-great course style there (depending on your opinion on bucket hats lol)
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 14/03/2026
he seems like a genuinely decent guy, he just looks like he shops in the walmart kids section 😂
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 14/03/2026
i know it’s probably not fair but garrett gurthie’s horrendous sense of style does make me biased against him. you can’t be this rizzless and win tournaments these days.
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 13/03/2026
we might need to re-think the “john hauck is the best course designer in the game” narrative after this weekend. this big easy open course is not just long and challenging, it genuinely seems poorly thought out.
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ben @detectablethickness.com · 01/03/2026
big moment for anti-vaxxer crypto bros #raptorlegs
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