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Deathmatch Barbie (Von)

@desustar.bsky.social
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She/Her/They/Them, 34, genetic freak, ocassional podcaster and... Vtuber? Host of The Slammes Film Fest Podcast Using this account like I'm a teen girl on tumblr making all my OC's kiss. We got fangirl vibes up here. linktr.ee/xdesustarx

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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 21h
I JUST WATCHED THAT WOULD I LIE TO YOU CLIP WITH BOB MORTIMER ABOUT RIPPING AN APPLE IN HALF WITH HIS HANDS AND I HAD AN APPLE SO I WAS LIKE YEAH SURE WHY NOT LETS TRY AND I FUCKING DID IT!!! NO ONE IS GONNA BELIEVE ME! I FUCKING DID IT!!!!
Apple ripped in half with Von’s bare hands and shes freaking out
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ROCKSTAR!!! GIVE LA NOIRE 2 AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I was a wrestler for this week only I would bill myself as “From the Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar in Western Massachusetts” and have like a few people in the audience who are chronically online understand
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Lou Chadore @louchadore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I won’t be the first, second, fifty sixth, or last person to tell you this but: Hug your homies. Take care of yourself. Log out if you gotta.
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you insist on calling Smashmouth‘s “All Star” the song from Shrek instead of the song from Mystery Men, I don’t want to hear your opinions on congressional redistricting You may ask one question about congressional redistricting
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First chance I get when I see my Defy family in December I’m giving you all the biggest hug. I love you all.
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just heard about PAC and in genuinely in shock. Like I cannot process this right now.
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I DIDNT HEED THE WARNING AND I SAW THAT AIRWICK COMMERCIAL AND NOW IM SOBBING WHILE I EAT A SEAFOOD BOIL 😭😭😭😭
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horde jedi @sheshardcore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can’t believe they made Jon Moxley stand there and watch a video game ad
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 27/09/2026
This match is BONKERS! #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me beating Cai’s path in Fortunes Weave: “Yeah I got the power of god an anime on my side! Me starting Theodora’s path: “WHY AM I IN GAME OF THRONES?!”
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Im starting to get tiktoks of the first show of the Unraveled tour and im now fighting myself to get a solo ticket and figure out how to get to and from Seattle when I dont drive lol
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The real question is do I drop crazy money on 2 Olivia Rodrigo tickets so I can guarantee I have a ride and eat the cost or I pay crazy money on one Olivia Rodrigo ticket and BEG someone in my family to at least pick me up. Or I just find a cheap hotel to stay overnight.
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me at the job interview
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Woman Asks for Money: 'Money Pleeeease!'
Alt: Woman Asks for Money: 'Money Pleeeease!'
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Youngles 🇰🇷🔜PAX Unplugged @youngles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hi I need money. Hire me for stuff so I can move out. Virtual assistant stuff Online spicy content management Branding / marketing voice consultation Korean American relations consultation The more behind the scenes the better bc idk how reliable camera facing I can be right now ✌🏼
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The closest I’m gonna get to the Olivia Rodrigo tour 😭😭😭
Olivia Rodrigo Baja Blast
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
((yes I remember he technically did a Defy show in Toronto I was there. I mean in Seattle))
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Im one step closer to figuring out how to get Psycho Mike at Defy
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now thats what im fucking talking about
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had to do another 9 because I screamed when I forgot to put Poco on the list! PLAY POCO! IT’S FREE ON STEAM!
Another 9 of Von’s fav games
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like 8 games wasnt enough. I gotta do another 8 lmao!
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have 10 games with perfect achievements on steam and 5 of them are the Detective Grimoire series and Duck Detective series. I love my point and click detective games
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My Top 9 Games💖 my9games.net/en
Von’s Top 9 Games
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scorchtheground |[Switchblade FC] 🎨 🔞 @scorchtheground.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Have a day, fellow bi folks.
A bisexual flag with a drawing of Excalibur saying “It’s bi-day and you know what that means”
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metal dot txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
did anyone do this yet
censored godzilla
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boreian 🇨🇦 @boreian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy bisexual visibility day, or as I call it, AEW Dynamite
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was today years old when I found out via tiktok that strip clubs serve food? Is that… is that a thing? Do people eat food at the strip club? Ive never been to a strip club. I’ve never be to a club! There is a whole ass world I didnt know existed until now.
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think tv peaked at MXC on Spike tv
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FORTUNES WEAVE DOESNT HAVE S LINK ROMANCES?!?!?!?
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
1: Who do you think you are?! 2: No seriously who do you think you are? Because I’ve got no clue
static.klipy.com
The Office: Kelly Kapoor's 'How Dare You?'
Alt: The Office: Kelly Kapoor's 'How Dare You?'
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
MY SWITCH LET ME START FIRE EMBLEM!!! ITS HUSBAND HUNTING TIME!!!!
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
mox's favourite 2 types of promos are 'slam poetry' and 'telling you about a weird dream he had once'
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I dont think I could ever be famous. My worst fear is being asked to do that slow motion camera thing they have at awards shows and I do one so bad that I get roasted online forever
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
GRACE REITER IS ON SNL?!?!??! HOLY SHIT!
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Isn’t Bobby Moynihan one of the only people to officially be recognized as an Honorary Muppet?
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dimension 20 new season premier, Fire Emblem Fortunes Weave dropping tonight/tomorrow, Im only on chapter 2 of Project Raincode and loving it. This is like the peak time of me being showered in all my interests and everything is creative and fun. What a wonderful time to be alive.
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
FUCK!!!! IS TODAY ALSO THE DIMENSION 20 PREMIER OF THE NEW SEASON?! THE WW2 TOY STORY SEASON?!?!? FUCK IM BUSY TODAY!!!!!
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck I’m gonna spend like 50 billion hours on the Fire Emblem character customization. Because I love character customization.
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fortune’s Weave comes out tomorrow and now I’m in a dilemma because I’m only on the second case of Project Raincode and I’m getting really invested in the story and I kinda dont want to pause it to start a new game.
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janekiller pain @spiderdork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"trans rights are human rights" doesn't really cut it when libs have decided that human rights arent all that important actually "trans rights or else" hits them where they actually give a shit: themselves
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
FUCK IT PUT DRAGUNOV IN THE DEATH RIDERS! DO IT YOU COWARDS!!!
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If Persona 3 Reload actually does a P3P expansion and I can play as the femc again I am going to scream from the mountain tops in pure joy
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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 13/09/2026
As per the stipulation of the match, @vaughnvertigo.bsky.social has been erased from history 😭 #MysteryWrestling29 @mysterywrestling.bsky.social www.youtube.com/channel/UC-J... | www.twitch.tv/eviluno/
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
OK everyone hear me out... how do we get Mox for commentary on @mysterywrestling.bsky.social
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Lou Chadore @louchadore.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Blud thinks he’s part of the team 💀 #MysteryWrestling29 🤼‍♂️
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#MysteryWrestling29
Still from the television show The Simpsons showing Homer on a huge video wall during a U2 concert about to be beaten by security but his head has been replaced by professional wrestler Vaughn Verigo. Text reads "Don't worry folks. He'll get the help he needs."
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Started using my anbernic rg slide to steam link games in bed and honestly it’s such a game changer. My laziness knows no bounds.
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MCR5 CONFIRMED?!?!?!?!!?
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Deathmatch Barbie (Von) @desustar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I want to be hypnotized at least once in my life. And not in the way where you cluck like a chicken and people make fun of you nightmare scenario. But in the like I’m gonna forget a major phobia kind of way.
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