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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 7h
Waiting to greet Sam Neill in heaven?
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 7h
Not if you edge them out.
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Jenny Nicholls @jenster.bsky.social · 18h
Man steals bus - but TAKES UNSUSPECTING PASSENGERS WHERE THEY WANT TO GO. Also, sex toys nicked “still in their packaging”. I love Waiheke police reports
Next stop, court for bus thief
A 21-year-old Auckland man is in legal trouble after allegedly running an impromptu bus
gers at bus stops and dropped them offat their
service in a stolen bus.
intended stops along his way. Sergeant Mat-
Sergeant Raymond Matthewssaysapparent-
thewssays the young man only had astandard Learner Licence, and got into multiple minor
ly the man arrived at Matiatia on the morning
fender-benders. Despite this, passengers
of Sunday 27 September, and missed the bus.
appear to have tagged on and off and did not
"So, he stole a bus; problem solved. He drove the bus away on his own unscheduled
make any reports to police and as far as they are aware, nobody complained to Auckland
bus service."
Transport either. Sergeant Matthews says at
Over the next half hour he collected passen-
some point, the man decided to go toa winery but found it wastoo early for these to be open, and police caught up with him around then.
The 21-year-old was arrested and charged with stealing the bus and dangerous driving.
On Tuesday 29 September the 21-year-old was arrested again, in Auckland, for disorderly behaviour and breach of bail. He appeared in Auckland District Count on
Wednesday morning.
Answering one of the many questions Gulf News had about the incident, Sergeant Matthews says it did not count as technically kidnapping' the passengers. Although theyboarded thebusunder false pretences-assum-ing he was an actualbus driver - the 21-year-old never held them against their will and let them off the bus where they wanted to go.
In other news, Waiheke police were called in to solve a case of missing sex toys on Friday.
"Somebody reported somenew... adult... toys of theirs were stolen. Of course, we listen and we don't judge, so we made inquiries and located the items still in their packaging." Sergeant Matthews says an associate of the owners had taken the toys, and after police inquiries they were returned on Monday.
On Monday 28 September, a car was crashed into a power pole on Wharf Road at around 8.30pm. Sergeant Matthews says the driver, a 38-year-old Ostend man, left the car and attempted to sneak away through the wetland across the road. But he says, it is very hard to quietly move in a swamp and the officers heard the driver and found him easily. "We extracted him from the swamp, and he was sent to hospital."
Police are awaiting the results of blood tests before deciding on any charges the man will face.
Cantemher
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 16h
Pretty certain they're happy to steal wages from immigrants and RSE workers too...
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 17h
Camera pans around the wall to show the open cast coal mine and the untreated sewer outfall...
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 18h
Circumzenithal arc. Produced by hexagonal ice crystals in high clear still air.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 20h
I dunno, gotta have something after Hot Dolphin Summer.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 21h
I think that in this case, the Honda Civic is a pair of worn-out shoes.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 22h
Can we extend it to include all dairy based products? No butter, no sour cream, no yogurt...
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, in a way. It helps you get to the knitting bit faster.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chippy as the Terminator: "Come with me if you want to live".
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
whether Mercury is in retrograde
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
... propensity to leg injuries...
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I used to use it to set timers on an android device while cooking, until google fucked that up with "ai assistance".
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Replace literary with litfic and it scans.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look, if he doesn't have an expensive watch, how will anyone know that he's Jesus's favourite?
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, I think that's generally to lower the number of people in the loop for very sensitive information.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, but they usually take lower stakes ones of personal interest. Sport, Arts, Culture and Heritage, that sort of thing.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The garlic flavour results from the oxidization of the garlic juice, so ya gotta get that oxygen in there. Or not, if you like the milder taste of whole roasted garlic cloves.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One for assassins... The Great British Off-Off.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have you seen our new eel sculpture?
en.wikipedia.org
Horotiu (sculpture) - Wikipedia
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow. Regan died over 20 years ago, and they're still rolling out the welfare queen bullshit.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Luxon were a hair, he'd be in the mashed potatoes. Of absolutely no use to anyone, and making an OK thing worse.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saints preserve me from low code/no code solutions. They are invariably trash. To get them to do anything worthwhile you have to be able to write the damn code anyway, only in some poorly conceived ticky-boxy opaque UI.
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CindyBax @cindybax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NZ: pure shitfuckery. Great new content by @thejuicemedia.com Thanks legends #nzpol
youtube.com
NZ Election 2026 | 100% Pure S*itF@^kery
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Use sexual violence to drive women out of higher education? Don't give them ideas.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
r/PastorArrested bingo card.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We don't want 'im. signed: New Zealand.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The men would all take over the bbq, despite never having learned to cook, and expect praise for the raw chicken and overdone steak. Then they'd f*k off into the shed when it was time to clean up.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a far end to every bell shaped curve.
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Josh | writer, painter, tinkerer @tworuru.com · 25/09/2026
Pols journos sneering that “everyone knows about the Taxpayers Union” and ”it’s just lobbying” are telling on themselves; the fact is that the public *doesn’t* know about the TPU‘s antics and that is because of the failure of mainstream journalists
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd be happy for school kids to learn about the TPU, as long as Nicky Hager writes the textbook.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They come, they come To build a wall between us We know, they won't win
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Paul Le Comte 🇳🇿🇨🇦📷 @paullecomtephoto.nz · 24/09/2026
They may think they’re winning. But they can’t stop us baby.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Epistolary, but told as short messages left in stealth-signed copies of the author's own books in airport bookshops.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Worshiping at the icon.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah, yes I was wondering if the John Bishop in chapter 3 was the MPs father. What's striking me about this boil on the arse of NZ politics is how enmeshed they all are.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's if you're eating in, and then sauce is allowed. Peel the top, add sauce, dip the lid, scoop the rest of the innards, eat the pastry. If you're doing takeaway, leave it in the bag, and just bite it.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yep. 1/ No exemptions for properties that cannot be brought up to healthy homes standards for whatever reason. 2/ Landlords must install rooftop solar generation. (Or we're gonna end up with a two-tier system where renters have to pay retail for electricity and owners do not.)
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It makes him sound out of touch, but what matters another cup-full in that ocean.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wonder if, in a way, Hager is partially responsible for inflicting Luxon upon us. If he hadn't dented Collins' credibility quite so much, might Luxo still be warming the bench while we "get to know him"?
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would argue that Lamb's timing is as impeccable as 007's tux.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think it's more that they don't recognise the ones currently experiencing harm are actually people.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pitching a pebble across the cave so it goes down the back of Thag's loincloth when he's not looking has never not been funny.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Made a bet". Pretty common in Australian/New Zealand English, maybe other variants as well.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a pugh-tanker situation
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Bootcamp legislation passed under urgency is definitely a poo tanker situation" I like it, it works.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sounds like a My Little Pony character.
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TBF, the first Zizian BTB episode is pretty much Robert Evans' attempt to explain, as you say, "HOW FUCKING WEIRD literally *all* of these people are."
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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Has anyone done a bingo card yet?
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