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KING OF ALL SIMIANS NOT A MERE DIPLOMAT

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Wintersong @wintersong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trans people are a slightly LARGER percent of the US population in 2026 than Jewish people were in Germany in 1933. Assholes who say trans folk aren’t worth defending because of population size are telling us exactly who they would have been in Nazi Germany.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If The Jacob Geller Discourse has proven anything, it's that capital-G Gamers still view any judgment of the content they consume or the people who create it as a form of violence against them. It's not 1993 anymore. Jack Thompson isn't going to creep out of your closet and steal your copy of Doom.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"American Oystercatcher" feels less like a kind of bird and more like a slur we invented for Graham Platner in particular.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
When they write about the end of the American Empire I know they'll talk about the fascism, but I don't know if they'll mention that it was voted in by people driven insane by the cognitive dissonance of being single guys into cuckoldry porn.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is a game about the last day of a man's life. It ends the only way it can, but as the story plays out you shape what kind of a man he is. People talk about games where "choices matter," about reactivity, but Adios is an exercise in creating choices that matter to you.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Boy am I relieved to see why #IWakeUpScreaming was trending.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Since we're doing hot takes on Star Wars today, here's mine: The best viewing order? 4 5 6 7 8 End of list. It's the life story of Luke Skywalker, start to finish, and ends on a hopeful note with Rey and Broom Kid each representing younger generations who will carry on the fight.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Man With Fedora Worst Part of Every Ren Faire Vendor's Day
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Barry Allen has never been more interesting than when he's dead.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie but Die Hard 2 is.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Every white millennial had an elderly family member give them a Christmas-themed children's book they loved as a kid and it was always something you can barely prove was ever printed and they all had titles like "The Chimney Sweep and His Seven Homely Children."
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Anyone else think about how JD Vance is the first candidate on a major party Presidential ticket who can be expected to know who Goku is? Like, it'd be weird if he didn't.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Rihanna IS Smurfette
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
If God is powerful then God is the most powerful If God is good then God is the most good If God is tsundere then God is the most tsundere
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
brb designing a device called "the cloaculator"
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Pour one out for all the Wikipedia editors who had the edit page pulled up for Pizzaballa, I guess.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Never do two illegal things at once. It's like with Al Capone - they couldn't make murder stick, but they got him on necrophilia.
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The Enigma of Amigara Walt @blackcasebook.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Prior to SkiFree, I had no concept of death. On the day the Reaper comes for me he will take the form of a pixelated yeti
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
i bet chat gpt draws the hamburger helper glove with six fingers, just full on christopher-guest-in-the princess bride lunacy
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Oh my God, it's The Horseless Head!
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David Howe @monolithfiji.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
YOU CAN POST THE DAICON IV OPENING ON BLUESKY NOW
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
what if noided but too much
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
China is in disarray. Emperor Randy Savage has lost the Macho Mandate of Heaven.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
babygirl you don't understand babygirl i'm not going back to the old me babygirl i only had a can of Bush's baked beans in the picture for scale babygirl you know you're enough for me babygirl
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The nice thing about it being January is that we've got another ten months where I can say "that horny old elf" and instead of everyone jumping to conclusions about Santa they'll correctly infer that I'm talking about Gribblor the Undulating.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
if you ever wonder why millennials are weird about sex you need to remember that the theatrical run of Jim Carrey's How the Grinch Stole Christmas and 9/11 happened within a year of each other and that's a long stretch of days for people to get their first boners
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Breath of the Wild is the first good Zelda game since Link's Awakening because it emphasizes the actual strengths of the original NES games - freedom of movement and environmental exploration - instead of doubling down on tedious set piece dungeons like Ocarina of Time did.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Steam's forums serve as a kind of interesting thought experiment, answering the question "What if reactionaries were less concerned about skull shape and more concerned about jiggle physics?"
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Ask the average "pivot to AI" bro how he feels about unskilled labor and something very interesting happens.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 26/11/2024
RT if you hate it when Galactus removes your space-time powers
Comic panel from SILVER SURFER #1 by Lee, Buscema, Sinnott, and Rosen showing Norrin Radd, aka the Silver Surfer, getting zapped by eyebeams from Galactus as Galactus says "Since you shall be Herald to Galactus no longer... I remove your space-time powers!"
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
To everyone who's ever started a sentence with "As a parent" - lots of people have suffered through medically significant events in which an object weighing six or more pounds fell out of them, but you're the only ones out here making it your whole personality.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
The anti-MAGA blocklists are great and all, but with the sudden influx of new users we're REALLY going to need one for the #resistance grifters sooner rather than later.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
The best part about podcasting is that it's made being funny the least essential part of having a successful comedy career.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Galoot in the streets Also a galoot in the sheets (Sorry about your lamp)
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
And to think that up until a few days ago we all thought Mark Robinson was a pretty chill guy.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
The Aaron Carter single "That's How I Beat Shaq" represents the most shameful example of stolen valor in our nation's history.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Seriously, though, why does Tom MacDonald look like that?
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
What movie should be in the Criterion Collection but isn't? I'll go first: Porky's Revenge
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Two-Pump Rusty! The rockabilly legend! The man who popularized The Box Wine Boogie! OUR Father!
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
I hear you! I hear you, skittering about in the hallway, with your Cronenbergian pitter-patter
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
By the end of next week we're going to have podcast audio of JD Vance talking about that time he ate the Lindbergh Baby.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Charlie Bucket has some absolutely unbearable social media influencer failgrandson who says things like "You take one bite of this, you'll be snozzlepilled."
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
Making a horse dehorser. Not too sure what that means, but whatever it is that makes a horse a horse is a thing that it won't have when the dehorser is done. Post your favorite thing that horses do in the comments below! I want to be sure my list is complete.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
Why is it that all the good ones are dead or married or gay or retired to a quiet life of living in New England and writing mystery novels until a small town murder pulls them back in?
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
That right there is Horace Heely. They say that back in ought-eight it only took him forty-three seconds to debone a Frenchman. Set the world record. 'til the Schaefer brothers came along and changed the game in the sixties, of course.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
"Legalize It," the Libertarian says. "Okay," you say. Turns out "It" was child marriage. "But that's already legal in North Carolina," you say. Rent in Durham goes up another $200.
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
Sloppy Joseph's Potato Cavalcade
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destroyallnerds.bsky.social @destroyallnerds.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
Naw, he didn't get hurt in the war. Clemmons got a work injury. There's a World Star video of it titled "rodeo kibble."
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