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Dee

@desolatejunkie.bsky.social
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Perpetual nuisance. Likes a proper ale. Once gained a 2:1 writing nonsense about my sex life. Angry and middle-aged. Misses words off posts. Sometimes I know what I'm doing.

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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I desperately need to leave the pub i work in. This time it's not even personal.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Halfway to me that is
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Morning! I am in Welsh wales -Aberaeron
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyway I did a thing. People clapped and laughed. Might do it again one day
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday in shrewsbury is fitness, thugs, and fags. poetry read by slags. What a random day in our little town - a half marathon, the local raise the nonce's brigade, and pride is still going on and I'm reading poetry for it 😂
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyway I am going to see Oasis next year. Provided they don't have a scrap.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Longest 16 minutes of my life!
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I bought a new outfit and no i dont have a full length mirror. They are lovely soft joe browns trousers because apparently I am veering that way
Red tartan trousersT-shirt that says lover on it.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why is my local the pub I work in? Might have to rough it in the expensive riverside pub for a cheeky pint. Or spoons. Although tbh I've had better ales in spoons recently than the expensive ones.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lets all do a big sigh and relax for the next two weeks.
Screenshot of a calendar alarm about annual leave
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have no idea what I'm doing here.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dates are in the diary lads 😬😎
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just had to do my best 'can I help you officers' voice at pub work.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I either must stop drinking in town or stop working at pubs, I have seen a million people I know in the length of time it took to smoke a cigarette
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Near the old S.A.B.C rent office - it's been private residences for a while.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I looked busy on the computer and did a little nod 🤣
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Briefly forgot Dave was the cock
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just read a few poems on stage, gotta get some practice in and that
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Darling Axe Editing @darlingaxe.com · 01/09/2026
True story
Meme
My story idea: scary wolf
My first draft: goofy dog
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pub work - thrilling as always on a tuesday afternoon
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
She is an absolute unit tbh 🤣
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Terrifying. I was cornered into giving this one a fuss
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Could be worse 🤣
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This was Caribbean style lamb curry. Taken me ages to cook and the gannets 2 minutes to demolish - Also it was absolutely banging. (Not overly spiced because I'm a massive fanny)
Caribbean style lamb curry with rice
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sounds like a reasonably sensible evening tbh
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ffs Col! I went to that party with you and I still don't know whose these keys are
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not when I've just fucking washed it!
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I couldn't love this more!
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🤣 I drew a cock in the dirt on my partners Car because he's a cock.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Did something very immature today and it's barely 1am
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Men. They're all shit.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It was delicious!
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Shop sandwich but I did cook a piece of trout with some amazing spiced potatoes earlier
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just been asked by a local venue to create some pride friendly poetry 🤩 fucking hell lads
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They say one good thing leads to another ☺️
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I've got bright red lipstick on now and once that's on we know how it goes
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fuck it, I'm going to watch everyone panic in approximately 10 minutes.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thanks mate, problematic is the word. I love my pub job (honestly) hate pub politics.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I was going to DM you the entirety of the situation but you don't accept messages 😭
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well I am going day drinking with him indoors (his brothers birthday) who's even more closely related to the situation and also barred from the pub for different reasons.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Having to avoid the local/work today because there's a wake on and someone barred for reasons quite close to me is invited. There is more rage than that but here we are. Nice that I've got a day off out of it, otherwise it's 🤬
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wearing the bare minimum for work tonight. Cycling shorts and a massive t shirt. That pub is going to be roasting after the pensioners have been dancing all day.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I've just seen the state of him indoors Converse - I said I'll get you a new pair on payday, his reply 'I can buy my own shoes' well you clearly fucking can't. 🙄
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I definitely should!
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Workshop #4 (and it's the last one) tonight baby! Sold out plus 2 extra in. Might have to do this kinda shit again 🤣🥳
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I genuinely swear my pub work regulars follow me to different pubs 🤣
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Having to take my fella to a party so I have some reliable transport there and back. At least he is driving so he can't misbehave.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I can't really moan about being poor these days - I'm sat at work eating parma ham, cheese and peaches
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm at a party tomorrow night in the arse end of nowhere
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