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Dee

@desolatejunkie.bsky.social
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Perpetual nuisance. Likes a proper ale. Once gained a 2:1 writing nonsense about my sex life. Angry and middle-aged. Misses words off posts. Sometimes I know what I'm doing.

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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I desperately need to leave the pub i work in. This time it's not even personal.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Morning! I am in Welsh wales -Aberaeron
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyway I did a thing. People clapped and laughed. Might do it again one day
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday in shrewsbury is fitness, thugs, and fags. poetry read by slags. What a random day in our little town - a half marathon, the local raise the nonce's brigade, and pride is still going on and I'm reading poetry for it 😂
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyway I am going to see Oasis next year. Provided they don't have a scrap.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Longest 16 minutes of my life!
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I bought a new outfit and no i dont have a full length mirror. They are lovely soft joe browns trousers because apparently I am veering that way
Red tartan trousersT-shirt that says lover on it.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why is my local the pub I work in? Might have to rough it in the expensive riverside pub for a cheeky pint. Or spoons. Although tbh I've had better ales in spoons recently than the expensive ones.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lets all do a big sigh and relax for the next two weeks.
Screenshot of a calendar alarm about annual leave
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have no idea what I'm doing here.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dates are in the diary lads 😬😎
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just had to do my best 'can I help you officers' voice at pub work.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I either must stop drinking in town or stop working at pubs, I have seen a million people I know in the length of time it took to smoke a cigarette
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just read a few poems on stage, gotta get some practice in and that
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Darling Axe Editing @darlingaxe.com · 01/09/2026
True story
Meme
My story idea: scary wolf
My first draft: goofy dog
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pub work - thrilling as always on a tuesday afternoon
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This was Caribbean style lamb curry. Taken me ages to cook and the gannets 2 minutes to demolish - Also it was absolutely banging. (Not overly spiced because I'm a massive fanny)
Caribbean style lamb curry with rice
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Did something very immature today and it's barely 1am
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Men. They're all shit.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They say one good thing leads to another ☺️
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fuck it, I'm going to watch everyone panic in approximately 10 minutes.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Having to avoid the local/work today because there's a wake on and someone barred for reasons quite close to me is invited. There is more rage than that but here we are. Nice that I've got a day off out of it, otherwise it's 🤬
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wearing the bare minimum for work tonight. Cycling shorts and a massive t shirt. That pub is going to be roasting after the pensioners have been dancing all day.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I've just seen the state of him indoors Converse - I said I'll get you a new pair on payday, his reply 'I can buy my own shoes' well you clearly fucking can't. 🙄
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Workshop #4 (and it's the last one) tonight baby! Sold out plus 2 extra in. Might have to do this kinda shit again 🤣🥳
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I genuinely swear my pub work regulars follow me to different pubs 🤣
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Having to take my fella to a party so I have some reliable transport there and back. At least he is driving so he can't misbehave.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I can't really moan about being poor these days - I'm sat at work eating parma ham, cheese and peaches
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm at a party tomorrow night in the arse end of nowhere
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I've just seen the save the children elephant in the room video and I must confess I didn't know how poor we were when I was a kid. That's got me.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just seen the local MP has done a shift at a pub. Bet she's got a 12 hour rest 🤣
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Finishing work at 1am and being on the clopen really grinds my gears. Also I am not 22 anymore 😭🙃 For those unsure 'clopen' is close then open. Also because hospitality, there's something in my contract about forfeited 12 hour rest breaks and I will be given the 2 hours elsewhere👍
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
One day I might grow up - today is not it because *nice* 😂
Half of a number plate that reads BJ69
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I don't know whether I'm a local big deal or not. People recognised me from reading my poetry and the workshops. So whatever.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's been a week already! Got to do another of those workshop things tonight - It's sold out. Again. Let's hope everyone stays this week. No refunds. 🤣
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ah fucking hell man. The workshop was sold out +1 extra. No bad feedback and I am fucking buzzing
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have just found out the first one is sold out. Sold out. People want to come to my thing. I'm doing this because I couldn't find a workshop for myself that was reasonably priced for beginners all those years ago. 😳
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Today is the day lads. I am leading creative writing workshops.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Tomorrow I am leading my first ever writing workshop. Friends have bought tickets, the venue has shared it, I have had approximately 90 billion hours in front of the laptop, and 3 anxiety dreams. I am working a close at the pub tonight. Sometimes I wonder if I've got myself in too deep.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What's your thoughts on a therapist giving a thumbs up to a text that says you're going to be late?
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Such a long dead bar shift. Apart from the usual suspects (3 people) I have seen no one, yet I am knackered after running round preparing for sportsball.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sportsball day. Given that I have no interest - this is me at work pretending to be a young person
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Anyway I'm only up now because I have to an mri on my shit knee at 8.20am. Last one I had was on a saturday night. 😂
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Apparently there's two 7 o'clocks in the day 😭
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Just got in. Lovely breeze out there a lot cooler than past few nights
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Fucking football.
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
In a lovely ale pub avoiding the football. I say that but there's about 5 people in and two are watching on their phones. Wasn't even haarland that scored 👀😂
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's all about the angles lads
Selfie of me - I'm wearing a leopard print playsuit with a black t t-shirt Another selfie but from underneath and you can see all my chins
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Looked nice for 5 minutes
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Dee @desolatejunkie.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Having a hair cut in this *points at weather*
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