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Dave Small

@derve.bsky.social
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I'm a software delivery lead & scrum master and I promise not to post about any of that.

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Dave Small @derve.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
They're not even the best in the world at baseball.
A Wikipedia screenshot of the World Baseball Classic, showing the most recent winner to be Venezuela and the country with the most titles to be Japan.
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Dave Small @derve.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oh shit they've abolished councils.
The BBC's display of council seat numbers before any councils have declared, meaning every party currently has 0 seats.
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Dave Small @derve.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Was looking to see if maglev model trains exist, found this reddit post and now I can't get the phrase "I am a simple man who requires the fast" out of my head.
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Dave Small @derve.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Dave Small @derve.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
A sign attached to a telegraph pole with a warning sign and "BEWARE OF CRICKET BALLS" on it
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Dave Small @derve.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
These are my favourites from the 80% and above matches
Ben Wyatt from Parks & RecreationProfessor Oak from PokemonSamwell Tarly from Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and FireChidi Anagonye from The Good Place
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Dave Small @derve.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Didn't know your mum was going on holiday
A BBC headline that reads "Abnormal loads transported through Gloucestershire"
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Dave Small @derve.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Great start guys
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Dave Small @derve.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I live my life by one simple rule: if there's a big potato in the supermarket you have to buy it
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