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Derpycows671

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Moo...? -🐄 Biggest Cow Lover -🤖 A.I. sucks -✍️ Totally draws consistently! Don't fact check that hahaha -I love human rights???

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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait trueeee that explains why she inexplicably "baaa'd" for 10 hours straight
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The "Gay!" license plate really ties this together I think
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Orbitten @orbitten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When the villain forces you to lock in. #oc #art #originalcharacter
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Skinkified @skinkified.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that pretty snake i like... #digimon
heliosboamon, snaking around a bright colored canvas with a big smile
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the cutest sh%t I've ever seen in my life
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I genuinely think it's because of all those government DOGE cuts back from 2025. So many government departments were basically neutered and we're seeing a bunch of "random" bad things happen as a result Y'know or it's just "Big Milk" and they hate an honest cow lover
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AAAARRRRRGHHHHH I CAN'T TRUST MILK ANYMORE I HATE IT When I buy a carton of milk at the store, I can't trust the expiration date. Every single time I buy milk now, I have to drink a week before (at MINIMUM) the expiration date. Otherwise, it tastes weird and spoiled. ARGHHHH 🥛
A CARTON OF MILK. Y'KNOW, LIKE THE KIND YOU DRINK. The expiration date reads "October 8, 2026." The current date at the time of this post is October 1. WHY IS IT BADDD
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Orbitten @orbitten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pre Bluesky era Halloween pics
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is that the dancing pumpkin guy?!? Oh MAN it's been a while since I've seen him ☀️🎃
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WOAH! I'm so used to your Splatoon art that seeing this sparkle really knocked my socks off. Snoozie art STAYS on top!! 🤪💎
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AWWWW GOODNIGHT BABS I LOVE YOU 😭
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Babs here to wish everyone a goodnight!
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Orbitten @orbitten.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WIP #animation
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not a hug NOT A HUG ☀️🤖
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The cheapest AND most moral option!
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A feels like the correct answer, but part of me wants to say C...
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Orbitten @orbitten.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Solar Girl: Golden Age || Killing with Cuteness #oc #art
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I NEED MORE PHOTOS OF THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE
static.klipy.com
Angry J. Jonah Jameson (Spiderman)
Alt: J. Jonah Jameson (from one of the cartoons idk which) slamming his fist on the desk!
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
blargh
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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 25/09/2026
the obliteration of the video games industry has to be one of the biggest destabilizing events to ever hit the neurodivergent population of earth. this was... the job we could do
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🏔️ PEAK PEAK PEAK 🏀 BALLER BALLER BALLER 👀 STARE AT THIS RIGHT NOW PART PEOPLE
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"someone will die >:(" "OF FUN!! :D"
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Vamonkea (werewoo enthusiast) @vamonkea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i sent this #yuri i drew to my dad #oc #art drake and harley. drake is like a half vampire prince of darkness type woman and harley is her little chungus ray of sunshine.
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
600 YEAAAAAH CONGRAAAAATS 🎊🎉
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Spooky Siren | Commissions open!! @artsirenlol.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well i heard the Tapas news.. and found comicfury! So i uploaded the EPs there. You can still read on Webtoon and Namicomi as well :D Also we reached 600+ subs on webtoon, thank you!✨ andtheywereroommates.crd.co
andtheywereroommates.crd.co
And They Were Roommates
webcomic
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The p stands for prawn (seasoned)
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Y'ALL SEEIN' THIS??? THIS IS QUALITYYYYY
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Skinkified @skinkified.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
kurisu doodle to cope with crummy website ui killing me with hammers (missing an appointment) lmao #steinsgate
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Orbitten @orbitten.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Solar Girl: Golden Age || Creative Vision
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The preview was so cute, but the actual comic was pretty foreboding... we can't predict the future! ⏰☀️
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She's just too cute! What an adorable little inspiration! 🎨☀️
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lifting your friends
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Let her cook (do not let her cook)
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I keep going back to this panel from the comic It's so funny oml 🌺
"KA-BLOOEYYYYYYY"
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jokes on you, they were cute to each other first >:D
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AAAAAA YOU MADE HER SO PRETTYYYYYYY You are so good that this. Thank you for making art 😭
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Gui Simões ✰ 🐈‍⬛ @guihenris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BOB ESPONJA! 🧽 🩷🐡🫧🪸🐚🌈
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HELL YEAH
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
(4/4)
PAGE 12

S: MORE? Are you crazy? I can barely handle the two of them…
M: Oh, please, we’re not THAT bad. We just like having fun every now and then!
S (flashback-ing): Mango, you tried to do a kickflip last week indoors and nearly broke your legs.
H: Go easy on her, S. She was learning to skate so she could… be more efficient on missions!
S: You’re not much better! I haven’t forgotten that stunt you pulled with the microwave. The first rule of a microwave is to not put metal in it. What were you thinking?!
H: “I haven’t failed. I have simply discovered another method that won’t work.”
S: Ugh… two is enough. I don’t think I could handle any more. PAGE 13

N: Well, that about wraps it up. Thank you for coming in toda—OH MY GOSH LOOK OUT!!

[three baseballs crash in through the window]

S: [catches it effortlessly]
H: [ball passes by her] (with the Mario Party "Miss!")
M: [gets hit in face] PAGE 14

N: Wow, I don’t even know how or why that happened. It definitely wasn’t a response related to the poll or anything.
S: Is everyone okay? 
H: Uh… S? 
S: Yeah?
H: We can’t afford a broken window.
S: …we should get out of here.
M (on floor): Ughhhh….

FIN (The end! Thanks for reading! :D)
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
(3/4)
(Okay alt-text party people, one last little switch. It's kind of still in a Q&A format, but the questions are just direct quotes from the poll. They'll be separated like the questions were before. Happy reading!)

PAGE 8

COMMUNITY FEEDBACK!

"an expanded wardrobe, they require drip”
“Different outfits!”

[below is the Minute Maidens depicted with different outfits. Mango is wearing a fashionable leather jacket, Strawberry is wearing athletic sports clothing, and Hibiscus is wearing a suit.]PAGE 9

"What do they think about someone eating the fruit they're based off of?”

M: What, like… someone eating a mango? I love mangos! They’re so tasty!
S: Strawberries are the greatest fruit in the whole world. 
I will not debate this.
H (visibly disturbed while holding flower defensively): (I want eyes on whoever asked that.)

"Who would win in a fight?”

[A visual recreation of the Jujutsu Kaisen Sendai Colony 3-way domain expansion is drawn, but with the Minute Maidens instead] PAGE 10
M & H: Strawberry.
S: Me.

"Who is your greatest adversary?”
"Who are they always training to fight? (unless they just train to be fit and stronk)"

A: 
M: That’s a good question… who are we fighting? You always say we need to train, but you haven’t really told us why. 
What’s up with that?
S: We train so that we’re prepared to handle anything the city throws at us! 
H: Sooo… nobody. We’re training to fight nobody.
S: N-no, that’s not true! There’s plenty of villains out there with evil schemes.
Haven’t you two noticed that strange things keep happening in this city? PAGE 11
H: I guess the water’s had some odd problems lately, and that new mayor seems pretty shifty…
M: Okay, but... why don’t we just call the police or something? 
Aren’t they more qualified for this sort of thing?
S: Come on, now. Of all people, I know you two don’t trust the authorities to get the job done.
H (laughing): She’s got us there.
M: Ugh, fine.. (under breath) stupid training…

"are there more flavors of MMs? or are there just 3 of you?"
"There's not enough of them! :3"
"How many MMs are there?"
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
(2/4)
(Popping in once more, alt-text readers! For this part of the comic, it's in a Q&A style. Keep reading!)

PAGE 5 

Q: Which MM is your favorite?
A: Strawberry

S (surprised): Really? O-oh, I mean, 
[ahem], thank you everyone. I will do my best to continue leading the Minute Maidens.
M: (annoyed): Hmph

Q: Which MM is your least favorite?
A: Mango

M (hurt): What the—--?! 
H: Sorry Mango, better luck next time.
M: That can’t be right! They HATE me!
H: I don’t think they do. They just haven’t seen your potential yet.
M (sniffling): Do you really think so?

Q: Which MM would you want to see more of/learn about?
A: Mango

H: I know so.PAGE 6

Q: What would you like to see regarding the Minute Maidens?
A: Setting (expanding the world of the MMs)

M: “The world?” What do they mean by that?
S: Yeah, we’re already IN “the world.” 
We rented a studio just for this interview. 
It wasn’t cheap, either.
N: Well, um… they haven’t seen your world yet.
All (in unison): WHAT?! PAGE 7

N: Not yet, b-but I’m working on fixing that!
S: So all of our training went unnoticed?
H: Like it never happened…
M: What about all the cool stuff I’ve done? Like with the pigeons, or that football?
N: Sorry, girls.
H (cracking open the door letting rainbow colors shine in): Well, the door’s right here. Why not just show the–?
N: WAIT! 
N: I’m sorry, but they can’t see it yet–it’s not ready. I promise I’ll get around to it, but uh, please… be patient with me, okay?
All (annoyed): Okaaaaay….

[Next: the "people's voices" part of the poll. They had fun with that.]
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A while ago I made a poll about my OCs and got some friends to answer it. I then made a comic where said OCs went over the results of the poll, which is finally done now! It's not very long, but it was made with love :D 🍓🥭🌺 (check the comments for the full comic!)
Yo, for my alternative text readers! There are four "characters" in this comic: the Narrator (me?), Strawberry, Mango, and Hibiscus. I will refer to each of them as "N, S, M," and "H" respectively in this text.

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N: Lock in, ladies. The MM poll’s BEEN over, and we need to go over the results. I need you guys to be on your best behavior–this is the first time people are really gonna hear from you. Maybe we should get introductions out of the way?”

S: Hello, my name is Strawberry. I'm--
M: You’re being WAY too serious! Is that really how you’re gonna act the whole time?
H: Yeah, just relax. PAGE 2

S (fuming): [sigh] Fine… I’m the leader of the Minute Maidens.
Controlling those two is my personal hell
M: Okay okay, my turn! (Hold up, wait a second) 

M: Sup everyone, I’m Mango. The cool one.
H: Pretty sure the “cool one” doesn’t need to say it out loud…
M: (whispering) Hibiscus, shut it! They don’t know us yet. This is the perfect opportunity to shape my image…!
S: So you can mold your image, but I can’t properly introduce myself as the leader?PAGE 3
H: Not to rush you or anything, but can I go now? We still have the rest of the interview to go.
M: Ugh, fiiiine…
H: [sits on chair lazily]
All: …
S: Aren’t you gonna say anything?
H: No way. I’m not gonna let you two heckle me like clowns.
M: Hey, you can’t do that! 
M (To Narrator): Can she do that?N: Hibiscus, you should introduce yourself...
N: ...out loud.

H [menacing aura while smiling]: Hello! I'm Hibiscus!
S: You've got to say more than that.
H: I introduced myself, didn't I?
M: Stop doing that...
N: Maybe we should just start the poll results...
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🇲🇾🇲🇾THANK YOU MALAYSIAAAAA 🇲🇾🇲🇾
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Vamonkea (werewoo enthusiast) @vamonkea.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i really like cleantube! putting on the videos always gets me it the mood to clean #art
fake youtube thumbnail: a woman called "lucy cleans it" smiles next to the caption "youre doing too much!" the title of the video is "forbidden cleaning hacks that do the work for you!" behind lucy is a toilet and a demonic summoning circle.
fake youtube screenshot: a demon holds a toilet want and looks at a clean toilet. its other head looks up to lucy. lucy points at the toilet and the auto-generated captions read: "and as you can see (redacted) the bicephical did great on the toilet, I"
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YO THEM MFS ARE ✨EFFICIENT✨
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
COW HOOOOOORNS
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is like a fast forward or something crazy like that. Good thing time travel isn't real haha
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Skinkified @skinkified.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hi heres my fucking okabe x kurisu ship child i havent done something like this since i was into wof in middle school. life could be a dream shes weird like her parents ofc ofc #steinsgate
a girl with a brown hair in a ponytail, wearing a labcoat, a lilac button up with a red ribbon, and an orange skirt. she has a hand over one eye. her name is okabe kyouka (岡部 希叶)
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