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Moo...? -🐄 Biggest Cow Lover -🤖 A.I. sucks -✍️ Totally draws consistently! Don't fact check that hahaha -I love human rights???

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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AAAARRRRRGHHHHH I CAN'T TRUST MILK ANYMORE I HATE IT When I buy a carton of milk at the store, I can't trust the expiration date. Every single time I buy milk now, I have to drink a week before (at MINIMUM) the expiration date. Otherwise, it tastes weird and spoiled. ARGHHHH 🥛
A CARTON OF MILK. Y'KNOW, LIKE THE KIND YOU DRINK. The expiration date reads "October 8, 2026." The current date at the time of this post is October 1. WHY IS IT BADDD
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I keep going back to this panel from the comic It's so funny oml 🌺
"KA-BLOOEYYYYYYY"
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HELL YEAH
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
(4/4)
PAGE 12

S: MORE? Are you crazy? I can barely handle the two of them…
M: Oh, please, we’re not THAT bad. We just like having fun every now and then!
S (flashback-ing): Mango, you tried to do a kickflip last week indoors and nearly broke your legs.
H: Go easy on her, S. She was learning to skate so she could… be more efficient on missions!
S: You’re not much better! I haven’t forgotten that stunt you pulled with the microwave. The first rule of a microwave is to not put metal in it. What were you thinking?!
H: “I haven’t failed. I have simply discovered another method that won’t work.”
S: Ugh… two is enough. I don’t think I could handle any more. PAGE 13

N: Well, that about wraps it up. Thank you for coming in toda—OH MY GOSH LOOK OUT!!

[three baseballs crash in through the window]

S: [catches it effortlessly]
H: [ball passes by her] (with the Mario Party "Miss!")
M: [gets hit in face] PAGE 14

N: Wow, I don’t even know how or why that happened. It definitely wasn’t a response related to the poll or anything.
S: Is everyone okay? 
H: Uh… S? 
S: Yeah?
H: We can’t afford a broken window.
S: …we should get out of here.
M (on floor): Ughhhh….

FIN (The end! Thanks for reading! :D)
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
(3/4)
(Okay alt-text party people, one last little switch. It's kind of still in a Q&A format, but the questions are just direct quotes from the poll. They'll be separated like the questions were before. Happy reading!)

PAGE 8

COMMUNITY FEEDBACK!

"an expanded wardrobe, they require drip”
“Different outfits!”

[below is the Minute Maidens depicted with different outfits. Mango is wearing a fashionable leather jacket, Strawberry is wearing athletic sports clothing, and Hibiscus is wearing a suit.]PAGE 9

"What do they think about someone eating the fruit they're based off of?”

M: What, like… someone eating a mango? I love mangos! They’re so tasty!
S: Strawberries are the greatest fruit in the whole world. 
I will not debate this.
H (visibly disturbed while holding flower defensively): (I want eyes on whoever asked that.)

"Who would win in a fight?”

[A visual recreation of the Jujutsu Kaisen Sendai Colony 3-way domain expansion is drawn, but with the Minute Maidens instead] PAGE 10
M & H: Strawberry.
S: Me.

"Who is your greatest adversary?”
"Who are they always training to fight? (unless they just train to be fit and stronk)"

A: 
M: That’s a good question… who are we fighting? You always say we need to train, but you haven’t really told us why. 
What’s up with that?
S: We train so that we’re prepared to handle anything the city throws at us! 
H: Sooo… nobody. We’re training to fight nobody.
S: N-no, that’s not true! There’s plenty of villains out there with evil schemes.
Haven’t you two noticed that strange things keep happening in this city? PAGE 11
H: I guess the water’s had some odd problems lately, and that new mayor seems pretty shifty…
M: Okay, but... why don’t we just call the police or something? 
Aren’t they more qualified for this sort of thing?
S: Come on, now. Of all people, I know you two don’t trust the authorities to get the job done.
H (laughing): She’s got us there.
M: Ugh, fine.. (under breath) stupid training…

"are there more flavors of MMs? or are there just 3 of you?"
"There's not enough of them! :3"
"How many MMs are there?"
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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(Popping in once more, alt-text readers! For this part of the comic, it's in a Q&A style. Keep reading!)

PAGE 5 

Q: Which MM is your favorite?
A: Strawberry

S (surprised): Really? O-oh, I mean, 
[ahem], thank you everyone. I will do my best to continue leading the Minute Maidens.
M: (annoyed): Hmph

Q: Which MM is your least favorite?
A: Mango

M (hurt): What the—--?! 
H: Sorry Mango, better luck next time.
M: That can’t be right! They HATE me!
H: I don’t think they do. They just haven’t seen your potential yet.
M (sniffling): Do you really think so?

Q: Which MM would you want to see more of/learn about?
A: Mango

H: I know so.PAGE 6

Q: What would you like to see regarding the Minute Maidens?
A: Setting (expanding the world of the MMs)

M: “The world?” What do they mean by that?
S: Yeah, we’re already IN “the world.” 
We rented a studio just for this interview. 
It wasn’t cheap, either.
N: Well, um… they haven’t seen your world yet.
All (in unison): WHAT?! PAGE 7

N: Not yet, b-but I’m working on fixing that!
S: So all of our training went unnoticed?
H: Like it never happened…
M: What about all the cool stuff I’ve done? Like with the pigeons, or that football?
N: Sorry, girls.
H (cracking open the door letting rainbow colors shine in): Well, the door’s right here. Why not just show the–?
N: WAIT! 
N: I’m sorry, but they can’t see it yet–it’s not ready. I promise I’ll get around to it, but uh, please… be patient with me, okay?
All (annoyed): Okaaaaay….

[Next: the "people's voices" part of the poll. They had fun with that.]
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A while ago I made a poll about my OCs and got some friends to answer it. I then made a comic where said OCs went over the results of the poll, which is finally done now! It's not very long, but it was made with love :D 🍓🥭🌺 (check the comments for the full comic!)
Yo, for my alternative text readers! There are four "characters" in this comic: the Narrator (me?), Strawberry, Mango, and Hibiscus. I will refer to each of them as "N, S, M," and "H" respectively in this text.

PAGE 1
N: Lock in, ladies. The MM poll’s BEEN over, and we need to go over the results. I need you guys to be on your best behavior–this is the first time people are really gonna hear from you. Maybe we should get introductions out of the way?”

S: Hello, my name is Strawberry. I'm--
M: You’re being WAY too serious! Is that really how you’re gonna act the whole time?
H: Yeah, just relax. PAGE 2

S (fuming): [sigh] Fine… I’m the leader of the Minute Maidens.
Controlling those two is my personal hell
M: Okay okay, my turn! (Hold up, wait a second) 

M: Sup everyone, I’m Mango. The cool one.
H: Pretty sure the “cool one” doesn’t need to say it out loud…
M: (whispering) Hibiscus, shut it! They don’t know us yet. This is the perfect opportunity to shape my image…!
S: So you can mold your image, but I can’t properly introduce myself as the leader?PAGE 3
H: Not to rush you or anything, but can I go now? We still have the rest of the interview to go.
M: Ugh, fiiiine…
H: [sits on chair lazily]
All: …
S: Aren’t you gonna say anything?
H: No way. I’m not gonna let you two heckle me like clowns.
M: Hey, you can’t do that! 
M (To Narrator): Can she do that?N: Hibiscus, you should introduce yourself...
N: ...out loud.

H [menacing aura while smiling]: Hello! I'm Hibiscus!
S: You've got to say more than that.
H: I introduced myself, didn't I?
M: Stop doing that...
N: Maybe we should just start the poll results...
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A man with glasses and a red light emanating from below him has his index finger pointed to his temple. The caption below him reads "blows up pancakes with mind"
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
(2/2) @skinkified.bsky.social —S'lipi Tia @RocketBun—Agni Agony @vamonkea.bsky.social—Anhelor
@Skinkified's OC, S'lipi Tia, is doing the "trade offer" meme. The text reads, "⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️ I receive: your FF14 information. You receive: Final Fantasy 14 online"

You see, this is because I am being threatened at gunpoint to play more Final Fanatsy 14 someone please come save me I don't know how much time I have left before they get me on the game please helpp @RocketBun's OC, Agni Agony! She's covering her cursed right eye with two fingers while fire rages in the background! She's also rocking a devious grin.@Vamonkea's OC, Anhelor! She's in the woods tearing her shirt off while looking at the moon. This is a reference to the memed werewolf doing the same thing. 

"YOU, SINK INTOOOOO MY CLOOOOOOTHES"
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
(1/2) Now that Art Fight is over, I suppose it's time to post my attacks! @miniminastreams.bsky.social —Apple Pie @rosiemelo—Mouro @bringerofcrows—Maddison Bruins @Champeon—Mali (with Hibiscus! 🌺)
@minimina's OC, Apple Pie! She is standing in front of a yellow background (with a brown apple pattern) and is reaching into her bag to find a letter from the Minute Maidens! It reads, "Hey, fellow fruit gal! We think you're really cool. We should hang out sometime! From, the Minute Maidens." The bottom of the letter also contains the Minute Maiden headband and a small image of a Mango, Strawberry, and Hibiscus flower.

@rosiemelo's OC, Mouro, nomming down on a Strawberry. Mouro is sitting on top of a small grassy mound with a blue sky and clouds in the background. A small chibi of Strawberry's head comments on the situation saying, "Strawberries? Respect." @bringerofcrow's OC, Maddison Bruins! She is standing in a JoJo pose (specifically a Giorno one) with her left hand covering her right eye. The classic "threatening aura" letters (ゴゴゴゴ。。。) as well as a purple aura envelop her. Truly, such aura.@Champaeon's OC, Mali, fishing with Hibiscus in a lake! Mali is wearing a hat and sunglasses because the sun is out while Hibiscus is wearing more traditional fishing attire (still her colors though). They appear to be fly fishing!
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
On the left side of the image is Wong from the MCU. On the right side is a phone with Wong's apparent profile that is circled in red. At the bottom of the image is yellow text saying "Why is he lying?"

I just find this genre of meme really fascinating
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
haha guys wouldn't it be so funny if I drew Brazilian Miku but only finished after the Norway game haha (ggs Norway kill England now please)
Brazilian Miku stands up amongst a crowd of fans at a futebol game. She is yelling "Vai, Brasil" (Go Brazil) and is kinda making a scene. Confetti with Brazil's colors is also dotted around the scene.
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
the bread is a must
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
REPOSTING MY BRAZILIAN MIKU ART IN SUPPORT OF BRAZIL VS. JAPAN 🇧🇷x🇯🇵 ⚽️⚽️⚽️ ISSO EU SEU HORA BRASILLLLLL ⚽️⚽️⚽️
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Without downloading any new pictures, describe your gender with one image
Colphin
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I think it's time for a neco-arc
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
1) DAMN I love me a free bucket (not free) 2) On mobile you hold the emojis down and on PC there's a circle on the "pick an emoji" bar somewhere that lets you change the color of your emojis across the board 3) screw you BlueSky for making me retype all this when I went to grab the photo
I took this photo of my MacBook, so it might be different for other PCs? But generally speaking, when the emoji selection pops up, there's a circle or hand symbol that pops up in the corner. Clicking that symbol will open up a mini-window that gives you the options of different tones you can choose from. That's how ya do it!
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me opening up my feed this morning only to find PEAR's sunflower 🌻
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Estou visitando o Brasil pela primeira vez em 10 anos e descobri que a icônica camisa amarela pode ser malvista por causa do Bolsonaro. Isso acabou com o meu dia, para falar a verdade 🥲🇧🇷
PORQUEEEEEEE
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I don't know the context but using bigotry as some sort of twisted "revenge vigilante justice" is wrong. To quote that "Sonic says clanker" video where Metal says "it shows you would be willing to marginalize others as long as they were deemed an acceptable target"
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i need to play unbeatable i need to play unbeatable i need to play unbeatable i need to play unbeatable
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My dog passed away last night. She lived a long and fulfilling life of 15 years. I'm heartbroken, but she lived a good life. She saw both the East/West Coasts, and despite her aggressive nature towards other dogs, she befriended/mentored a stray puppy we adopted in her older years. Goodbye, Joy.❤️
A picture of my dog, Joy. She's fairly young here, when we still lived on the West Coast. I have no idea who decided to give her an Afro and sunglasses but I'm glad we did. I've  never seen a dog with so much aura
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The Minute Maidens were honored to be invited to such a prestigious event! #MinuteMaidens🍓🥭🌺 Shoutouts to @artsirenlol.bsky.social for doing this, it was really fun seeing what people made.
Siren and the Minute Maidens are gathered outside having a very fancy tea party with very fancy attire. Mango wears a yellow dress, Strawberry wears a green dress, Siren has a floofy cream dress, and Hibiscus has a pinkish/purple dress. 

On the table, Mango has a slice of Mango cheesecake, Strawberry has a slice of Strawberry pie, Siren has an engraved tea cup, and Hibiscus has a plate of donuts. There is also a tea pot (a necessity) and a plate of macaroons.

Behind them is a large two-story building with a tree growing on the left side.
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
so cruel..
Elmo. But horrified. His face is disgusted by the pits of human evil that he has witnessed
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
WHAT THE FUDGE IS THIS SORCERY ONE HOUR??? NAHHHHH
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
(WIP) what could they possibly be talking about #MinuteMaidens🍓🥭🌺
Mango and Hibiscus are saying something unknown in unison. Strawberry, annoyed, says something else. She also notes that "maybe if they actually trained..."
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
See, MY favorite part of Sonic Forces is when Sonic has had enough and resorts to nuclear warfare
A screenshot of Sonic Forces. Sonic is in a desert/canyon like area, with a large high-tech missile(?) in front of him. Bro has had enough
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
So like, if you look at my physical Diary, I'm the latest log would be for--DAMN, JANUARY 22, 2024?!? WOW I'm behind behind Anyway, if you were to check my Notes app, it is FULL of smaller, bite-sized entries that go past 2024 since I still wanna document everything. It's a problem
The top of an entry in my diary. The text says "Subject: First Day of 2D Composition! Date: 01/22/24"

Creezus Joist I'm so behind A MASSIVE block of text that has been mostly redacted with red highlighter. It's the digital entries not yet inscribed in my diary...

Shoot man, I may never catch up. I might just have to hit the reset and start in the modern day. But then so many entries will be lost...
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@artsirenlol.bsky.social I've been making to-do-lists on sticky notes and since the Tea Party event is on there I've been drawing a mini-Siren each time (I'll get to it eventually I swear haha) 🍵
Three sticky notes are stacked on top of each other. All three have Siren's lil' face drawn on them
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
man forget eggs Three tubes of toothpaste should not be $18
A value 3-pack of Sensodyne toothpaste is... EIGHTEEN DOLLARS?!? 

the folly of man knows no limits
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It's no secret that Strawberry's design is something I've wanted to "fix" for forever. It's currently just a kind of placeholder design until I actually think of something coherent and better. I do like the "grassy shoulder pad" thing, though. Maybe that can stick around... (ignore the flawed WIP)
A confused Strawberry? She's very half-drawn, I had to stop last night so I could sleep. What is she thinking about? 🤔
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Congratulations on hitting 900 followers! I like your OC drawings, and I've thoroughly enjoyed reading "And They Were Roommates." Please do continue being amazing! My favorite color? Well, I've always SAID it's blue "but I want it to be yellow," but I think I'm starting to fully come around to it 💛
My OC Strawberry. I need to hurry up and make a new drawing so she can get some melanin in there
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The Minute Maidens WILL return in Avengers: Doomsday 🍓🥭🌺
The titlecard of "Avengers: Doomsday." 

I have it on good authority that the Minute Maidens are in this movie. They might even beat Doom himself. Trust. Don't fact check this
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Folding clothes and got to the towels Everywhere I go I see their faces... 💛🩵❤️
A yellow, blue, and red towel folded up. If only someone knew about some trio with these colors...
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
UGHHHHHHH I'M NOT READY FOR MAY YETTTTTTT
An image of Frye from Splatoon being frustrated. The caption reads, "Damn it's May 1st already? What's next, May 2nd? Fuck everything"

and I could not agree more
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's my birthday tomorrow, and I am SO unprepared. I have a math test tomorrow with the final due on Tuesday, but I'm gonna do my best! Wish me luck if you have any to spare! 🍀 Also I really like having an excuse to post this lmao
A scene from the Metal Gear franchise. The text reads:

"Do you know what day it is tomorrow?"
"April 30th--is there something special about it?" 

THE ANSWER IS YES WOOHOOOO
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Cow gang, I come to you all with (not serious but still) distressing news. Minute Maid stopped making Minute Maid Agua Frescas a few months back, but I had been rationing them out... and I am down to the last can. 🍓
The last can of Agua Frescas I have left to drink. Strawberry was the first, and now Strawberry will be the last

what are the lore implications of this event
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Congratulations on 600 AND moving (that second one is quite stressful). Keep on arting, it's great to see OUR characters? Uhhh well of course I gotta throw in the Minute Maidens in the rotation🍓🥭🌺 Man, if only I had another OC... hey wait, I do! Susu barely exists, but I love her a ton anyway 🐄
The Minute Maidens, ain't they great? From left to right:, Strawberry🍓, Mango🥭, and Hibiscus🌺SUSU?? WTF YOU'RE ALIVE??

Uhhhh there's text on the paper below the cow lady. It reads:

"Notes:
—Name refers to Susu people in West Africa, where big horned cows live.
—Doesn't really like the bell a but still keeps it
—Purposefully rings bell to avoid conversation"A quicker doodle of Susu wearing a green sweater/shoes and some yellow shorts. Ain't she just the cutest lil' thang?"Cowboy Susu"

She's not a cowboy, is she? I don't know! I never developed her backstory!! AAAAAAA
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
F%CK. YES. GIVE ME MORE COWS ON MY TIMELINE, ARTISTS, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS 🐄🐄🐄
KRATOS BEGGING ARES TO LET HIM WIN THIS BATTLE. I MEAN IT GUYS I REALLY LIKE COWS THEY'RE THE BEST ANIMAL AND I WOULD LOVE TO SEE MORE OF THEM AND--
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Dude I've BEEN trying to imagine what songs my OCs would like but it is harrrrrrrrd I'm limited by MY song knowledge and the fact that I want the choice to be perfect. I do have think music is a reflection of the soul and allat, so to me it's REALLY important that I would "get it right"
An old (like, really old) image with a buncha music-y art in the bottom left corner. It's very float, with lines like waves... or maybe flowers? Music notes are flying away from the jumble towards the upper right side of the screen. A quote sits in the top left: "When someone shares theirs favorite songs with you, embrace them, because they're giving you a small glimpse into their soul."

DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME FOR THIS POST IT'S NOT CRINGE I SWEAR
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
[NO SPOILERS] Just saw the Michael Jackson movie and MAN, two hours passed by? That fast?? I really did enjoy this movie for what it was. The visuals were good, the actors did really well, and the movie kept me consistently entertained. Biased for sure, but as a movie, I'd give it a solid... 8/10?
A movie poster for the Micheal Jackson film. I mean, I assume it is. I just googled "Micheal Jackson movie poster" and this one looked pretty accurate. It's cool anyway--I can confess it all here and no one's gonna see it 😈
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Oh I BEEN known it was Earth Day. It's lowkey my favorite holiday (Christmas, Halloween and Thanksgiving are unfairly OP) I MAY have been looking forward to it all month
A calendar of April 2026, but there are X's marked from the first of the month to April 22nd (aka Earth Day)!
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
🌎 YOOOO IT'S EARTH DAY 🌍 I went out and participated in a local cleanup in my city! It felt good. I wanna help save the planet! I LOVE MOTHER EARTHHHH
The picture is of a local street corner in my city after the trash cleanup. In total, there were 19 bags worth of trash and 21 tires cleaned up. And we were only ONE of the groups spread out in the area! Wowie!
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I love her so much
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Mango and Hibiscus both like to pretend that those plastic food toys are delicious and super tasty because it annoys Strawberry. The last time they tried, Mango choked on a fake plastic French fry. They haven't done it since then lmao 🍟 #MinuteMaidens🍓🥭🌺
A wide display of plastic toy food. Vegetables, meats, desserts, carbs, canned good and even milk are all depicted in their plastic glory.
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I'm learning more and more and I am LOVING it
A snippet of a Wikipedia page of "The Easter Bilby." It reads, 

"The Easter Bilby is an Australian alternative to the Easter Bunny and chocolate bunnies. Bilbies are native Australian marsupials that are endangered. To raise money and increase awareness of conservation efforts, bilby-shaped chocolates and related merchandise are sold within many stores throughout Australia as an alternative to Easter bunnies." Isn't that neat?
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Derpycows671 @derpycows671.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE EASTER BUNNY IS A HERMAPHRODITE 🐇
A snippet of the Easter Bunny Wikipedia page. It reads,

"The hare was a popular motif in medieval church art. In ancient times, it was widely believed (as by Pliny, Plutarch, Philostratus, and Aelian) that the hare was a hermaphrodite. The idea that a hare could reproduce without loss of virginity led to an association with the Virgin Mary, with hares sometimes occurring in illuminated manuscripts and Northern European paintings of the Virgin and Christ Child. It may also have been associated with the Holy Trinity, as in the three hares motif."
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