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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Offering to the god of speed" I need to get that tattooed I think my demons are talking a bit too loud in my head.

🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

No, it's just the little handle I lost the pin that holds it in place, but I already slapped on a cut nail on it so it's dandy again

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Bike is ready for a trip Installed the power commander, rpm gauge and the extra set of lights. Now I just need a trip... And a set of panniers for extra long trips...

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Pretty much Why 10 times for 50 damage when I can swing once for 700 damage?

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I like seeing monster hunter content on social media bc 80% of it it's optimizing combos and people competing to see who uses the most complex weapon while my gameplan with greatsword is literally big swing

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Patrick Bateman with Berserk's Dragonslayer

ALT: Patrick Bateman with Berserk's Dragonslayer

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

MORNING TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL DOG DAY Y'all owe me treats, headpats and belly rubs.

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

*sprays WD-40 on you* There, now your joints won't hurt anymore.

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

How'd you guess? With this ull never have to refuel anymore

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I was about to say "27 horsepower? In a 500 cc? What is this bike?" Then I saw its a single cylinder, it must have a shit ton of torque

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Going to the hardware store to get some screws, then to the mall. Y'all want anything?

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Spent 4 and a half years doing industrial engineering just to realize it's all about the 7Ps

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I made a gamble... Bought levers online from another motorcycle to see if it fits on mine... The OEM levers from mymbike are expensive, id rather break cheaper ones if something happens.

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

If I made a PowerPoint night on my discord server, who'd show up?

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Man who cursed me with always having fucked yolks every breakfast? Morning, ig

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

My dad's going catless on his motorcycle. I guess he wants to compete with me, but will he get the remap for it too?

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Meyerah, Annexed Aletheiophage @myrly.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Hoped to spend more time putting this together but landlord keeps escalating the situation so literally anything helps Thought we were being given till August but now we may need to get out in a hurry so this will also be helping with housing application fees Thank You #MutualAid #HelpSky #KoFi

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Tired of This @aweller.northsky.social · 10/06/2026

DO NOT MAKE THIS AS PAINFUL AS YESTERDAY!

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Fellas I need a serious favor from EVERYONE that sees this and EVERYONE that follows me. If you see me posting stuff, retweeting stuff, or doing anything in here or other platforms (if you follow me in other platforms) TELL ME TO STOP AND GO DO MY ESSAYS, NO DISTRACTIONS!!!!!

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