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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Offering to the god of speed" I need to get that tattooed I think my demons are talking a bit too loud in my head.

🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Bike is ready for a trip Installed the power commander, rpm gauge and the extra set of lights. Now I just need a trip... And a set of panniers for extra long trips...

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I like seeing monster hunter content on social media bc 80% of it it's optimizing combos and people competing to see who uses the most complex weapon while my gameplan with greatsword is literally big swing

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Patrick Bateman with Berserk's Dragonslayer

ALT: Patrick Bateman with Berserk's Dragonslayer

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

MORNING TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL DOG DAY Y'all owe me treats, headpats and belly rubs.

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

*sprays WD-40 on you* There, now your joints won't hurt anymore.

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Going to the hardware store to get some screws, then to the mall. Y'all want anything?

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Spent 4 and a half years doing industrial engineering just to realize it's all about the 7Ps

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I made a gamble... Bought levers online from another motorcycle to see if it fits on mine... The OEM levers from mymbike are expensive, id rather break cheaper ones if something happens.

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

If I made a PowerPoint night on my discord server, who'd show up?

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Man who cursed me with always having fucked yolks every breakfast? Morning, ig

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

My dad's going catless on his motorcycle. I guess he wants to compete with me, but will he get the remap for it too?

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Meyerah, Annexed Aletheiophage @myrly.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Hoped to spend more time putting this together but landlord keeps escalating the situation so literally anything helps Thought we were being given till August but now we may need to get out in a hurry so this will also be helping with housing application fees Thank You #MutualAid #HelpSky #KoFi

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Support Myrly Angelic

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Tired of This @aweller.northsky.social · 10/06/2026

DO NOT MAKE THIS AS PAINFUL AS YESTERDAY!

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Fellas I need a serious favor from EVERYONE that sees this and EVERYONE that follows me. If you see me posting stuff, retweeting stuff, or doing anything in here or other platforms (if you follow me in other platforms) TELL ME TO STOP AND GO DO MY ESSAYS, NO DISTRACTIONS!!!!!

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Dragaras 💙🦊🦊 @dragaras.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

time to make soup

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Today's my mother's birthday, I want everyone wishing her a happy birthday bc she's the best mom i got

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Well class for today is done. The meeting I had with my friends has been cancelled. I don't have anything scheduled. What now? What do I do today?

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

THE OTHER BLUE APP IS FUCKED I CANT POST SHIT Time to be more active here then, ig

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Chat, thoughts on the gift I bought for my sister? It's a Possum Crochet bag She likes Possums, it's her favorite animal. As soon as I saw this I thought "I gotta buy this for her"

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

COMPUTER! Tell my friends they make my day better!

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Im boooooorrrreeeeeeeeeed I'm gonna order a burger and drink my face off.

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I'm bored and there's nothing to do Anyone got anything I can help or annoy you while you do it?

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Woke up, rushed my breakfast, had to take my computer somewhere else bc my room wasn't decent for class, and the teacher cancelled class 25 MINUTES AFTER THE CLASS STARTING TIME I hate it here sometimes...

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Tired of This @aweller.northsky.social · 01/05/2026

DO NOT FORGET IXXY AND AXLE

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Slept like ass and I got class in less than 5 minutes I fucking love rushed mornings...

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Chat, for mother's day i wanna get a custom shirt for my mom, and I need ideas in what to put in it. I was thinking something like "My son is really annoying but I love him" and a bad picture of me Thoughts? Opinions? Ideas?

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

MORNING I DIDN'T MISS MY ALARM, YOU MISSED MY ALARM

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

If I don't get tattoos: "I wouldn't put stickers in my Bentley, it's a luxury car" If I get tattoos: "Ever seen a racecar without any sponsors?"

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Fuck It's what my homie said to me a while back The worst part of sleeping is waking up. Morning.

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Bath taken Y'all can't call me stinky anymore!

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Morning Was doing my thing on my bike until a driver cut me off, we didn't touch, I didn't crash, but I grabbed the brakes so hard I slipped on the seat and crushed my balls in the tank...

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Oh shit forgot my morning tweet here I'm awake

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Holy fuck driving a car with ADAS is so annoying

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Morning Time to get back to work, last week was really good but it's time to get back to the boredom...

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I am hidden... You can't see me... I'm the master of camouflage...

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🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy @derpkraken.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Morning Despite sleeping late, I slept kinda well

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