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Derped Crusader

@derpedcrusader.bsky.social
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I stream www.twitch.tv/DerpedCrusader Long time contributor to @nzportable.bsky.social

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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 2h
Still no gyro
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Welcome to Phoenix! Drink water!
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@blade04208.bsky.social Ayo?
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAAAA Tbh i only personally really notice it in Vr titles, where I'm physically loading anmo and can count lol
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, i coulda swore it used to be GREEN
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
idk how anyone can see something advertised with ai and NOT immediately think of the Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hand transcribed the alphabet in grade school, so fun
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Woah that looks like JakX on crack, hell yeah
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Lis Power @lispower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fox News is honing in on the enemy ... and it's ... Ms. Rachel?
Graphic showing "Ms. Rachel's controversial stances" 

which includes supporting Dem candidates, supporting Palestine, opposing ICE, and stating no one needs a billion dollars.
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Stop Killing Games @stopkillinggames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Description of how the EU Kids Act applies to video games, what it will do, and what it might do
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No.... NNOOOOOO!!!! Man, i was really hoping they'd do like college years with the show cast... Maaann... I'll give it a shot ...
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Alan @wizardzone.net · 28/09/2026
The Discord is a fan of the new emoji.
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have you played dmc5, genuinely got me into the genre, it "clicked" in a way other character action games still don't The amount of moves, how cool it looks when you actually swap between them. It is a lot of "make your own fun" icl, but it does a great job as giving you cool ass options
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ZeHatsu @zehatsu.com · 26/09/2026
Drawing of a skeleton.
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WOOOAAA--.... Oooh... Yeah okay makes sense see ya next year ❤️
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Nazi Zombies: Portable @nzportable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
JSON is live today. Mappers: make cool stuff! docs.nzp.gay/internal/json
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Nazi Zombies: Portable Documentation
Official Mapping and Core documentation for the Quake project Nazi Zombies: Portable
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wait, now they're adding "tethers quest via USB" i was able to do that a couple updates ago, but it also forced wireless at the same time (i have bad wireless in my room) so it'd stutter constantly If this makes it more reliable, I'd love to ditch VD
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Squeakuel
4 panel comic in which an offscreen chef tries to slip diarrhea into a customer's burger by adding it to various parts of the meal including the lettuce, the bun, the sesame seeds, and then the plate it's served on.  When questioned on this, the chef stoically responds, "Everyone is going to eat diarrhea in 10 years"
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hilkojj @hilkojj.nl · 22/09/2026
17 days until launch!! Watch the *alternative* trailer, voiced by Not Just Bikes. store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/...
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love a classic announcement of an announcement Im stoaked
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Emmy @emmfoolery.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No A.I. is a rule in my game jam, not a request. It's a trust-based system, and I actively oppose any witchhunts. But please don't. If you use A.I., at all, please don't enter your game into my jam. It clashes so harshly with my core interests, efforts, and ethics. Please let us have this space.
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You can kinda just do stuff like this now (well,soon) in nzp Notice the randomized round change music (happened to get one of each in 2 rounds!)
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
WIP hud for a map im working on
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Nazi Zombies: Portable @nzportable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wrapping this up with some testers. Custom audio, AI configurations, power-up behaviors, etc. Plus some custom HUD capabilities! Pictured: vanilla, bo1-esq, bo3-esq, bo4/cw-esq. Black Ops III icons used only for demo, not for distribution. Black Ops ones are actually remade by us.
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Nazi Zombies: Portable @nzportable.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Black Ops 4 points system says hello (map makers can also choose the Cold War system, since we had already brought that up with FEVER).
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've never seen shadowmap resolution in blender rendering, are you using Cycles? I've had it default to "EEVE" sometimes
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Holy fuck, the ERB/starbomb concert was absolutely fantastic. They played like 90% of the songs i wanted
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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Snake is Back
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Nazi Zombies: Portable @nzportable.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Small detour to revamp Ray Gun effects
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AYO!?!? fuck a frame, i got the only upgrade i needed
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Nazi Zombies: Portable @nzportable.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tonight's nightly will add gyro aim, rumble, and light bar support to all platforms with compatible hardware (yes, that includes the notification LED on 3DS)
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Land of the freen't
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SPRAWL zero @sprawlfps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The weapons in SPRAWL zero have depth hidden beneath the surface.
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
FINALLY a headline that says it like it is
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today, i was telling this story to a coworker, and they were like "that'd dumb, it happened to all of us"... I had to remind them i was 2 when it happened, and all my entire introduction of it my entire life has been shitposts and memes
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nothing like making a 9/11 joke at work and finding out a coworker was like... In new york when it happened Oooops
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Whatever helps you sleep at night lol
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh.... It's like... Half way there huh
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fuck... If Nintendo did this, I'd be forced to buy a switch 2
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Low Poly Depression @vohyak.com · 08/09/2026
This will be graphics in 2013
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Are you both?
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's not valves fault every other store (besides gog, bc no DRM is peak) is just straight ass
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Great minds think alike
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why does everyone look good EXCEPT link!?! He looks like a smooth baby with an outfit designed by the MCU team
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Nazi Zombies: Portable @nzportable.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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SPRAWL zero @sprawlfps.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
SPRAWL zero is out now! Available on PC via Steam, Steam Deck & Epic Store - Xbox Series X/S, PS5 and Nintendo Switch 2. Thank you to all our supporters for making this possible, we owe you the world! store.steampowered.com/app/3748520/...
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Same, i was telling my friends im glad I don't have to go into debt lol
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Derped Crusader @derpedcrusader.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm so happy there's nothing in that remake that got me excited, because i cannot afford a switch 2, and i would have gone into debt getting one if i was excited
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