Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Went to the doctor the other day. As it would turn out, I have depression and severe anxiety and that's why I've been struggling so hard for the past few years 110 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Pride month is here. I will be approximately 30.1% more gay than usual 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Sunset painting I made for mother's day like.. three years ago. Went with a sunset cause its really the only thing I can paint well, as I am NOT a trained artist by any means 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Got approved for a free government phone AND I got an appointment with a GP who's currently accepting new patients Life is good, I think 100 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I think I know how that feels. Sucks ass. But, you'll make it. I believe in you. 010 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 23/01/2025>no more useful than a gun in CQC The gun literally fucking designed to be used in close quarters trench combat (that scored so many kills it was declared a war crime by Germany): 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 23/01/2025The guys in charge of my future just officially ""ended"" the "trans argument" by ratifying transphobia and they couldn't even get the fucking science about it right 110 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I have no idea who made this but it's literally me so I edited it in GIMP to make it even more literally me 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 27/12/2024here's another video I took, featuring an unintentional L4D2 zombie impression (I was trying and struggling to aim my sled) 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Walked a mile to the local park, went sledding on the worst snow known to man, ate shit on a poorly made ramp twice and injured my back, walked uphill back to my home and immediately passed out from exhaustion today was a good day 100 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I hardly ever hear anyone talking about the AMX-30 series of main battle tanks, which is a damn shame because they're cool as fuck I mean, they have a fucking 20mm autocannon as a coaxial, cause the designers felt tank needed the ability to engage *helicopters* 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 26/11/2024The fool taunts my corpse, unaware of the horror approaching behind him 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Don't mess with us Utahns! Our National Guard CANNOT fucking fly and WILL crash directly into your home 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 10/11/2024I don't care *how* cute I'd look in a dress, I am *not* Microdosing 050 5
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 08/11/2024"Man, things are finally looking up in my life! I'm pulling myself together, working on getting a job, and my the state I live in is getting better as a whole! I cant wait to see what's next." The 2024 General Election: 010 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 31/10/2024How it feels walking home through a sketchy part of your city at damn near twilight because you forgot that the sun sets at 6 PM now: 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 30/10/2024Webfishing update: I am now happily(?) married to a mute, guitar toting shadow creature and I have caught a tiny bass 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 29/10/2024Modding STALKER is like gambling except you lose sanity instead of money 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Bought Webfishing the other day, and the second I saw that the game uses Scouting ranks I fell in love 110 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Not old enough to drink legally, but I have tried a decent amount of alcohol just to see what it was like. Most alcohol tastes like shit. Amaretto, however, has me looking like this 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 21/10/2024Hello to my 4 followers! I have no idea what I'm doing. 010 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 20/10/2024I've played him in three separate "seasons" of an RP server I'm in, and in every single one he's had just the most tragic and horrible shit happen to him its absolutely fucking hilarious 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Martin Jacobs, a project zomboid character who just cannot catch a fucking break 100 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 19/10/2024"Wow, this multiplayer top down shooter with 20th century aesthetics seems really interesting! Let's try it!" Not even an hour later: 000 0