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Derp Cade

@derpcade.bsky.social
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19, Plane/Train/Tank enthusiast, Foxhole player, medically diagnosed Utahn (it's terminal) ((I may like or post suggestive content, because I am an adult)) LOVE BOTH // GET NEITHER

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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Went to the doctor the other day. As it would turn out, I have depression and severe anxiety and that's why I've been struggling so hard for the past few years
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
(love your artstyle)
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Pride month is here. I will be approximately 30.1% more gay than usual
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
One of my favorite games of all time
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Sunset painting I made for mother's day like.. three years ago. Went with a sunset cause its really the only thing I can paint well, as I am NOT a trained artist by any means
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Got approved for a free government phone AND I got an appointment with a GP who's currently accepting new patients Life is good, I think
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I think I know how that feels. Sucks ass. But, you'll make it. I believe in you.
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Explosions in the sky
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
DAWG THIS *IS* A FUCKING CULTURE WAR BILL
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
BACK FUCKING?? (As in from behind)
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Mountain, to ease the pain
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Mountains my beloved :)
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
>no more useful than a gun in CQC The gun literally fucking designed to be used in close quarters trench combat (that scored so many kills it was declared a war crime by Germany):
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The guys in charge of my future just officially ""ended"" the "trans argument" by ratifying transphobia and they couldn't even get the fucking science about it right
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I have no idea who made this but it's literally me so I edited it in GIMP to make it even more literally me
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
here's another video I took, featuring an unintentional L4D2 zombie impression (I was trying and struggling to aim my sled)
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Walked a mile to the local park, went sledding on the worst snow known to man, ate shit on a poorly made ramp twice and injured my back, walked uphill back to my home and immediately passed out from exhaustion today was a good day
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I hardly ever hear anyone talking about the AMX-30 series of main battle tanks, which is a damn shame because they're cool as fuck I mean, they have a fucking 20mm autocannon as a coaxial, cause the designers felt tank needed the ability to engage *helicopters*
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
thank you mogwai very cool
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The fool taunts my corpse, unaware of the horror approaching behind him
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I love Homigrad
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I LOVE OUR NATURAL BEAUTY
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The Creature™ commits public misdemeanor
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Don't mess with us Utahns! Our National Guard CANNOT fucking fly and WILL crash directly into your home
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I don't care *how* cute I'd look in a dress, I am *not* Microdosing
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
You have a cat named Toby, too!?
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
"Man, things are finally looking up in my life! I'm pulling myself together, working on getting a job, and my the state I live in is getting better as a whole! I cant wait to see what's next." The 2024 General Election:
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
How it feels walking home through a sketchy part of your city at damn near twilight because you forgot that the sun sets at 6 PM now:
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Webfishing update: I am now happily(?) married to a mute, guitar toting shadow creature and I have caught a tiny bass
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Modding STALKER is like gambling except you lose sanity instead of money
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Bought Webfishing the other day, and the second I saw that the game uses Scouting ranks I fell in love
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
The sunset tonight was actually breathtaking
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
fesh pince my beloved
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Not old enough to drink legally, but I have tried a decent amount of alcohol just to see what it was like. Most alcohol tastes like shit. Amaretto, however, has me looking like this
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Hello to my 4 followers! I have no idea what I'm doing.
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
I've played him in three separate "seasons" of an RP server I'm in, and in every single one he's had just the most tragic and horrible shit happen to him its absolutely fucking hilarious
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Martin Jacobs, a project zomboid character who just cannot catch a fucking break
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
I FUCKING LOVE DISCO ELYSIUM
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
"Wow, this multiplayer top down shooter with 20th century aesthetics seems really interesting! Let's try it!" Not even an hour later:
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