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Derp Cade

@derpcade.bsky.social
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19, Plane/Train/Tank enthusiast, Foxhole player, medically diagnosed Utahn (it's terminal) ((I may like or post suggestive content, because I am an adult)) LOVE BOTH // GET NEITHER

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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Went to the doctor the other day. As it would turn out, I have depression and severe anxiety and that's why I've been struggling so hard for the past few years
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Pride month is here. I will be approximately 30.1% more gay than usual
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Gonna level with y'all, I have no fucking idea how to use this type of social media
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Sunset painting I made for mother's day like.. three years ago. Went with a sunset cause its really the only thing I can paint well, as I am NOT a trained artist by any means
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Got approved for a free government phone AND I got an appointment with a GP who's currently accepting new patients Life is good, I think
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Thank god for this new chief, who's going to finally put the hurt on the rampant druggie town of.. *checks notes* Salt Lake City
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Trump has never played Victoria 3 and it shows
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Explosions in the sky
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
This is NOT a good year to be a Utahn
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I'm tired, boss
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
"Man, low gravity makes maneuvering our spacecraft difficult! If only there was a way to make minute and controlled adjustments in every axis of movement!" The dependable RCS thruster:
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The guys in charge of my future just officially ""ended"" the "trans argument" by ratifying transphobia and they couldn't even get the fucking science about it right
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Our politicians doing a better job at dismantling the country and radicalizing the population than any enemy spy could ever dream of was not something I expected to happen in my lifetime
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
We need more silly pickup lines. Fuck saying shit like "[GENDER] are you a truck cause I want to ride you for hours" I'm gonna roll up pulling the worst rizz face youve ever seen saying "Dude are you a math test cause I have no idea what I'm doing"
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I have no idea who made this but it's literally me so I edited it in GIMP to make it even more literally me
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Walked a mile to the local park, went sledding on the worst snow known to man, ate shit on a poorly made ramp twice and injured my back, walked uphill back to my home and immediately passed out from exhaustion today was a good day
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I hardly ever hear anyone talking about the AMX-30 series of main battle tanks, which is a damn shame because they're cool as fuck I mean, they have a fucking 20mm autocannon as a coaxial, cause the designers felt tank needed the ability to engage *helicopters*
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
thank you mogwai very cool
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I'm like one of those twitter gimmick accounts except my gimmick is that I'm fucking stupid
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The fool taunts my corpse, unaware of the horror approaching behind him
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I love Homigrad
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The Creature™ commits public misdemeanor
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
God, I wish I could pull a Jesus and take all the bad shit affecting people mentally and physically and just put it all onto myself instead. Plenty of people who deserve better than I do are suffering constantly. So why can't I fucking take the suffering instead? I hate this universe
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Don't mess with us Utahns! Our National Guard CANNOT fucking fly and WILL crash directly into your home
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
"Man, things are finally looking up in my life! I'm pulling myself together, working on getting a job, and my the state I live in is getting better as a whole! I cant wait to see what's next." The 2024 General Election:
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
How it feels walking home through a sketchy part of your city at damn near twilight because you forgot that the sun sets at 6 PM now:
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Webfishing update: I am now happily(?) married to a mute, guitar toting shadow creature and I have caught a tiny bass
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Modding STALKER is like gambling except you lose sanity instead of money
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Bought Webfishing the other day, and the second I saw that the game uses Scouting ranks I fell in love
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
The sunset tonight was actually breathtaking
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Not old enough to drink legally, but I have tried a decent amount of alcohol just to see what it was like. Most alcohol tastes like shit. Amaretto, however, has me looking like this
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Hello to my 4 followers! I have no idea what I'm doing.
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I really, *really* hate my brain, man. Earlier today I was gettin' stuff done and feeling fine when all the sudden my brain went "fuck you, feel bad" and it was like all the energy in my body got sucked out Wasn't able to accomplish much after that point
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Martin Jacobs, a project zomboid character who just cannot catch a fucking break
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
"Wow, this multiplayer top down shooter with 20th century aesthetics seems really interesting! Let's try it!" Not even an hour later:
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Yknow I kinda feel like an outcast here cause all I see on my timeline is talented and extremely creative people, meanwhile my dumbass is shitposting at a snails place
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
War Thunder light tank player POV
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
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Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
I have arrived here, as a refugee of the Detroit of social media websites. I really should just stop using social media all together, but hey where else am I gonna get more memes
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