Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Went to the doctor the other day. As it would turn out, I have depression and severe anxiety and that's why I've been struggling so hard for the past few years 110 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Pride month is here. I will be approximately 30.1% more gay than usual 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Gonna level with y'all, I have no fucking idea how to use this type of social media 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Sunset painting I made for mother's day like.. three years ago. Went with a sunset cause its really the only thing I can paint well, as I am NOT a trained artist by any means 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Got approved for a free government phone AND I got an appointment with a GP who's currently accepting new patients Life is good, I think 100 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Thank god for this new chief, who's going to finally put the hurt on the rampant druggie town of.. *checks notes* Salt Lake City 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 26/01/2025"Man, low gravity makes maneuvering our spacecraft difficult! If only there was a way to make minute and controlled adjustments in every axis of movement!" The dependable RCS thruster: 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 23/01/2025The guys in charge of my future just officially ""ended"" the "trans argument" by ratifying transphobia and they couldn't even get the fucking science about it right 110 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Our politicians doing a better job at dismantling the country and radicalizing the population than any enemy spy could ever dream of was not something I expected to happen in my lifetime 010 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 13/01/2025We need more silly pickup lines. Fuck saying shit like "[GENDER] are you a truck cause I want to ride you for hours" I'm gonna roll up pulling the worst rizz face youve ever seen saying "Dude are you a math test cause I have no idea what I'm doing" 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I have no idea who made this but it's literally me so I edited it in GIMP to make it even more literally me 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Walked a mile to the local park, went sledding on the worst snow known to man, ate shit on a poorly made ramp twice and injured my back, walked uphill back to my home and immediately passed out from exhaustion today was a good day 100 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I hardly ever hear anyone talking about the AMX-30 series of main battle tanks, which is a damn shame because they're cool as fuck I mean, they have a fucking 20mm autocannon as a coaxial, cause the designers felt tank needed the ability to engage *helicopters* 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I'm like one of those twitter gimmick accounts except my gimmick is that I'm fucking stupid 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 26/11/2024The fool taunts my corpse, unaware of the horror approaching behind him 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 21/11/2024God, I wish I could pull a Jesus and take all the bad shit affecting people mentally and physically and just put it all onto myself instead. Plenty of people who deserve better than I do are suffering constantly. So why can't I fucking take the suffering instead? I hate this universe 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Don't mess with us Utahns! Our National Guard CANNOT fucking fly and WILL crash directly into your home 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 08/11/2024"Man, things are finally looking up in my life! I'm pulling myself together, working on getting a job, and my the state I live in is getting better as a whole! I cant wait to see what's next." The 2024 General Election: 010 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 31/10/2024How it feels walking home through a sketchy part of your city at damn near twilight because you forgot that the sun sets at 6 PM now: 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 30/10/2024Webfishing update: I am now happily(?) married to a mute, guitar toting shadow creature and I have caught a tiny bass 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 29/10/2024Modding STALKER is like gambling except you lose sanity instead of money 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Bought Webfishing the other day, and the second I saw that the game uses Scouting ranks I fell in love 110 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Not old enough to drink legally, but I have tried a decent amount of alcohol just to see what it was like. Most alcohol tastes like shit. Amaretto, however, has me looking like this 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 21/10/2024Hello to my 4 followers! I have no idea what I'm doing. 010 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 21/10/2024I really, *really* hate my brain, man. Earlier today I was gettin' stuff done and feeling fine when all the sudden my brain went "fuck you, feel bad" and it was like all the energy in my body got sucked out Wasn't able to accomplish much after that point 100 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Martin Jacobs, a project zomboid character who just cannot catch a fucking break 100 1
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 19/10/2024"Wow, this multiplayer top down shooter with 20th century aesthetics seems really interesting! Let's try it!" Not even an hour later: 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Yknow I kinda feel like an outcast here cause all I see on my timeline is talented and extremely creative people, meanwhile my dumbass is shitposting at a snails place 000 0
Derp Cade @derpcade.bsky.social · 18/10/2024I have arrived here, as a refugee of the Detroit of social media websites. I really should just stop using social media all together, but hey where else am I gonna get more memes 040 4