iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My new hyperfixation is learning to install DWV systems and the DW is so easy and I get it but I do Not understand the V

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Does anyone know a plumber i can befriend? My life would be so much easier if I had a plumber friend I could ask questions to but it feels disingenuous to befriend one with the sole purpose of using them for knowledge. Maybe I should hit up r/plumbing or sonething

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Very Frankiephobic that The Wrecks waited to release Know It All after I couldn't play it at my wedding

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Did you win any of it back

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Living and loving and finding reasons to feel joy

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gemma gambling addict era????

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If anyone ever wants to talk about door design and history I have Very Strong Opinions about them

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

OUTSIDE by The Wrecks, explained Split Lip: I fuck other people's girlfriends Don't Look So Surprised: I fuck random people at train stations Mint Tobacco: I fuck people who hurt me Know It All: I fuck you and only want to fuck you Hanging Out: I fuck people so they don't ask too many questions

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Always, Everytime: I'm so fucking in love with you Milwaukee's Best: I made an ass of myself when we first met but at least we get to live life together I Don't Know: Life is hard and it's okay to still be figuring it out

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

INSIDE: by The Wrecks, explained I Didn't Used To: I grew up with undiagnosed autism and I'm just now learning to accept that part of myself Why Can't I Just Be Happy: Why can't I just be happy? Speed: I can't start over and live the life I'd hoped for so I'll take drugs until I forget

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(:Outside also released today that is why it applies now)

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I should clarify this is two different EPs that form a full album, Inside: and :Outside, unless someone has made a combo Playlist, you'll need to find them separate

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I will if you listen to Inside::Outside by The Wrecks

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Can't believe bears just get to eat free salmon all the time. Perk seems to far outweigh any negatives that may come along with being a bear.

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Are you not remote anymore or do you have a home office set up?

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Idk why anyone is surprised by this, as a general fan of Hank and his work, as soon as ChatGPT dropped and the general leftist population turned against it, I knew for a fact Hank used it like crack

A news article reading "YouTube star Hank Green says he's relied 'too heavily' on AI in an apology to fans"

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Got married, now there's a TV in my house, and I don't know how Nova ever lived without it

A red piebald rat terrier staring intently into the distance, face lit up by the blue light of a TV

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

When its nap time but ball is life

Red piebald rat terrier laying on her side with a tennis ball in her mouth

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The universe is so cruel

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Gentrified first fort x hrao

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Ewwwwww geriatric millennials who haven't realized they're unc 🤮

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

When I was in my music school, all I listened to was extremely experimental music, Jacob Collier, Sungazer, John Mackey, ect, just to prove how in and forward i was graduated and immediately became a pop girly who was i kidding anyway Happy you look so sad for a girl so in love day

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Do kids use it or is it just geriatric gen zers who haven't realized they're unc yet?

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

TikTok kept pushing this one creator to me so I checked her page expecting a huge following. She has 167 followers. Thought maybe she was bigger elsewhere, so I checked her YouTube. 8 subs. Then I found her podcast thinking surely that’s where her base is at… it has like 7 listeners 😭

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Added a $13k modular tiny home to our Amazon cart just to see how long it takes my wife to notice, will keep you posted

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Screwworm? I hardly know worm

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I was going to make a silly comment then I saw this has Left Containment and decided to check in on you instead

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Sorry, I'll do better next time

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Sucks that my wife went to the psychiatrist and they put her on Vivance and now she has a new zeal for life and making sure we live the best one possible but when I went to the psychiatrist they put me on Lexapro and all that did for me is i want to die a little less

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Finally got around to watching Spider-Man: Lotus. Utter dogshit. Want my two hours back.

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Posting just to remind everyone how good my suit looked at my wedding

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Man, more planning went into that suit than the rest of the wedding combined, i talked to like a dozen bespoke tailors until I found the perfect fabric (and man, was it PERFECT)

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I've literally never heard of it

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Thank you!!!! I wouldn't have made it this far without you

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I present to you, the one picture I took of my wedding day

Two-tier white wedding cake decorated with cascading yellow, blue hydrangeas, and white flowers. At the top of the cake are two dog figurine cake toppers, one black and one white and red piebald, posed side by side. The cake sits on a table draped with flowing dusty blue fabric and accented with matching floral arrangements

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

It is not my wedding day

An email from Zola declaring "Happy wedding day! 🎉" on a day that is not my wedding day

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I have exactly one week and one day to figure out a way to top this

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Its very unfair that some people can be both hot and funny when I'm stuck with just one

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I've never believed you ever, actually

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

What are you doing for shoulders and legs? They both suck the most honestly

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Please ask me every question ever, my favorite thing is to answer questions

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Here i was thinking you were a psychic or something

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I used to make salads professionally. I have a system. My fiance wanted to eat more salads so I've been making them the past few weeks.A quarter red onion for four or five days of salad mix I've had a rough few days. Asked her to make the mix.She didn't ask any questions Just ate a whole red onion

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

There's a shipment of live chicks in this post office

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