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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Very Frankiephobic that The Wrecks waited to release Know It All after I couldn't play it at my wedding

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If anyone ever wants to talk about door design and history I have Very Strong Opinions about them

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

INSIDE: by The Wrecks, explained I Didn't Used To: I grew up with undiagnosed autism and I'm just now learning to accept that part of myself Why Can't I Just Be Happy: Why can't I just be happy? Speed: I can't start over and live the life I'd hoped for so I'll take drugs until I forget

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Can't believe bears just get to eat free salmon all the time. Perk seems to far outweigh any negatives that may come along with being a bear.

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Idk why anyone is surprised by this, as a general fan of Hank and his work, as soon as ChatGPT dropped and the general leftist population turned against it, I knew for a fact Hank used it like crack

A news article reading "YouTube star Hank Green says he's relied 'too heavily' on AI in an apology to fans"

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Got married, now there's a TV in my house, and I don't know how Nova ever lived without it

A red piebald rat terrier staring intently into the distance, face lit up by the blue light of a TV

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

When its nap time but ball is life

Red piebald rat terrier laying on her side with a tennis ball in her mouth

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The universe is so cruel

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Gentrified first fort x hrao

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

When I was in my music school, all I listened to was extremely experimental music, Jacob Collier, Sungazer, John Mackey, ect, just to prove how in and forward i was graduated and immediately became a pop girly who was i kidding anyway Happy you look so sad for a girl so in love day

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

TikTok kept pushing this one creator to me so I checked her page expecting a huge following. She has 167 followers. Thought maybe she was bigger elsewhere, so I checked her YouTube. 8 subs. Then I found her podcast thinking surely that’s where her base is at… it has like 7 listeners 😭

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Added a $13k modular tiny home to our Amazon cart just to see how long it takes my wife to notice, will keep you posted

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Sucks that my wife went to the psychiatrist and they put her on Vivance and now she has a new zeal for life and making sure we live the best one possible but when I went to the psychiatrist they put me on Lexapro and all that did for me is i want to die a little less

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Finally got around to watching Spider-Man: Lotus. Utter dogshit. Want my two hours back.

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Posting just to remind everyone how good my suit looked at my wedding

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I present to you, the one picture I took of my wedding day

Two-tier white wedding cake decorated with cascading yellow, blue hydrangeas, and white flowers. At the top of the cake are two dog figurine cake toppers, one black and one white and red piebald, posed side by side. The cake sits on a table draped with flowing dusty blue fabric and accented with matching floral arrangements

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

It is not my wedding day

An email from Zola declaring "Happy wedding day! 🎉" on a day that is not my wedding day

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I used to make salads professionally. I have a system. My fiance wanted to eat more salads so I've been making them the past few weeks.A quarter red onion for four or five days of salad mix I've had a rough few days. Asked her to make the mix.She didn't ask any questions Just ate a whole red onion

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

There's a shipment of live chicks in this post office

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

It was a hard lesson, okay?

A duolingo completion screen showing 10 hours to finish the lesson

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Bluesky is like if Twitter was bad but Twitter is also like if Twitter was bad

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Yall remember Twitter? That was weird, right?

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

They would make audiobooks with pictures

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I feel like my only role on the internet these days is to show up once a week and make smart ass replies to posts and then disappear again

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I think Nova knows what a butt is because she always rips that exact seam out of her stuffed animals to year the stuffing out of them and I don't know what that says about her

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

I got a table saw for my birthday and have taken up making wood bookmarks, I wish I knew a way to ship them without breaking because every one of you would end up with one

A bookmark made out of southern yellow pins. There's a large oblong knot in the upper left that is beginning to crack off the rest of the wood in the corner and a smaller knot right in the center. It's sitting on a book, I'll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

I think next year instead of aiming for 100 books, I'm going to aim for 30,000 pages read because I don't like how I feel I have to limit myself to shorter books or risk feeling behind on an arbitrary goal That being said, any suggestions for longer books I need to read?

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Casual misogyny goes crazy

Text from a book that reads "the city is that of wilderness: a place full of the promise the unknown with all its epiphanies and dangers. Cities are built by men (and toa lesser extent, women), but they decay by nature, from earthquakes and hurricanes..."

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Every day, I find myself craving my high school's corn dog nuggets and green mac and cheese a little more. It wasn't good, not at all, but it was my favorite school meal and a little part of myself I'll never get back

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Watching my 7th grade girls teach the boy in class do his makeup because for Halloween he came as a girl I'll let yall know when she comes out

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Does anyone here know an artist who knows anything about designing ties? I have a dream tie i want to wear to my wedding but can't find anything like it and am considering commissioning something but getting a 60"x4" design sounds very hard for an artist and like a lot more than I'll be able to pay

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

I cannot fathom how home additions only have a 40-60% ROI when new builds automatically have a 120% ROI or something. It's basically the same thing.

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I think the craziest part of Governor Jeff Landry begging Trump to send the National Guard to Louisiana is, dog, you are in charge of the National Guard. You could just do it.

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I first listened to TTPD on the 5am drive from my girlfriend's house to mine to get ready for work but now we live together and I just may never find the time otherwise

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

My uncle was a professional wrestler back in the day so I grew up around that culture and those performers and it's so funny to see people think of WWE stars as peak masculinity when they're all just theater twinks who take steroids so they look more like Batman for their LARP

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

I need more bedroom pop girlies to make heavy music because gen x boyfriend by girlhouse is everything

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Crazy that the end to a ten year long story that's consumed my attention since high school is over and I can't watch it until tomorrow but after ten years, what is one day?

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I have bought three suits worth $2500 off of ebay for $140 over the past week and why did no one tell me ebay was so magical

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

If you would've told me twenty years ago I'd still be watching WWE i wouldn't be shocked, but that CM Punk was going to be my favorite part of it? That's the real shocker, I hate CM Punk as a kid

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

I deleted Twitter a few days ago to avoid spoilers for the new twenty one pilots album since it leaked and you'd think that would mean I'd use Bluesky or TikTok more but no, I really just use my phone less

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Very sad that one day I can be named a saint and I would just never know, they should really do that when you're alive and can enjoy it

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

I think often about my coworker who got punched in the face breaking up a fight but she refused to sue because "her mamma works at dollar general, i can't do that to her." I don't know if she's stupid or far better than I ever will be

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

It appears with great wealth comes terrible taste in endearment rings, I've never seen a rich person have a good one

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

My wedding suit shopping has very quickly evolved from "Well, I could get a cheap one from Amazon and get it tailored really well and it'll probably be fine" to "I'm going to get a 100% custom suit imported from Thailand hand crafted to my exact measurements and vision" real quick

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

This picture would have got a lot of use if I was still a part of that weird group of people on Twitter who pretended to be reformed Christian versions of superheros and I got to be Spider-Man

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

About to log in to my work email for the first time in two months, how many emails do you think I've gotten?

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Having seen Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man and the new Fantastic Four cartoon shorts, I think they should scrap the MCU entirely and create a new, shared cartoon universe in that exact style, it's so good

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Shipping label created should not count as order being shipped -Gemma, probably (and me)

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Derek @derkdougls.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Make that seventeen suits, I'm buying two to mix and match pieces of and I think I'll be good

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