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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 12h

Is the Shane Gillis shtick just doing material from 2005 without any conviction? Or to be perpetually in the "what else, what else" section of his open mic notes app

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Richard Gadsen might be the dumbest person I've seen today

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I do have to admit that I sort of love the Street Fighter ethos of just leaning into the absurdity. If this is indeed the official soundtrack version of the Guile theme, I hope they do the meme and play it over things that have nothing to do with Guile fighting youtu.be/MxThbfaKXQU?...

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Guile's Theme (from "Street Fighter" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

YouTube video by Leo Birenberg - Topic

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This woman's gene pool is a puddle.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Seriously. Know who else is like a record store owner? A fucking record store owner.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yes, "pretty good" is exactly what I want out of a multi-million dollar franchise after boiling an entire lake to avoid having to pay a gaffer

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Case like "Yes, of course I'm ready to play, who do you think helps train Caleb Williams every week? I haven't been just sitting around eating chips, I'm a player coach, I'm in it, I'm ready."

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The economy is fucking broken so now NO job makes money. So who can get a student loan?

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Another election another caravan. For fucks sake

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've never seen this before and it is everything.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yeah, why wouldn't normal every day Americans not want giant empty boxes all across the country sucking up clean water and making the sound of a million cicadas 24/7?

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

His match was so awesome, Cara just still reaching for that handshake as PAC destroyed him. I have never forgotten it.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

PAC is one of those guys that I never would have said is my favorite wrestler, but in that way where it's because you don't have to debate with anyone that he was awesome. Even Danielson, I feel I have to defend something about him as one of my top guys, PAC was so amazing no one had to ever say it.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is insane. The Butcher Andy Williams death was one thing, but PAC was just on a live event last night, and...I mean he was The Bastard PAC, he could work anyone anywhere in any company, one of those guys that felt like they were always here and would always be here

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Very good news. I get Borden wanting to make a big splash in his first few matches and maybe being too accepting of bad ideas. But people like him well enough just hitting some clotheslines and big vertical drop kicks, he has enough goodwill and charisma to get by on

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don't even know what conversation we are having any more, just naming objectively beautiful women we all love?

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"If you're evil, you're actually good" is the dumbest thing I think I have read today.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The wildest thing about how bad the AI Gene Wilder voice sounds in that Wonka Netflix show is that I have used ElevenLabs, you can get a natural sounding voice recording from it if you care. This voiceover is just so low-energy and charmless that it ends up not even sounding like him.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Besides the fact that it's creepy, they were unable to get it to even sound good. The affect is flat and monotone.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Even in the "Infinity Vision" format, there was just a little welcome video and I think the new trailer was only on those screens?

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The person filming either had a lot of faith in this bug or a desire to watch it squish

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That's not stretching the truth, that's just flat out lying.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Even removing politics from the equation, Macklemore getting Eric Nally to sing the hook on Downtown is a better songwriting decision than anything Ed Sheeran has ever done

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Dude just can't stop making his own case against his party

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The problem is not going to be the brand of camera, it's going to always be the bastardness of the cops

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Great news for the guy looking for a grant to study the bounciness of boobs at different cup sizes.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Kalshi trying to promote itself as a "stock trading" app instead of a betting app drives me crazy

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

And then a blocked field goal? That hardly ever happens Cursed quarter

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Damn Hoping this is just a sprain or twist for Caleb Williams

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

When even CostCo gas is hitting $5, things are not going well.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Damn, just saw the news on #DuncanSheik Spring Awakening is of course a killer set of songs, but American Psycho was a lot of fun too even though it didn't get much play Another Sheik song I always really liked: youtu.be/5vpLAw-rVlE?...

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Duncan Sheik - On A High (Official Video)

YouTube video by Atlantic Records

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Technologic. Technologic. Technologic

Hello Kitty shirt: dream it, wish it, do it

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

AI doesn't have behavior, it has programming.

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Jay Matthews @jp-true.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Trumps lies and says he did it, and they clap in the dark.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Damn Taco Bell prices went up again Pour one out for all the early 2000s stoner jokes about grabbing cheap tacos at 1 am

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: The Glasgow Diamonds will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

The greatest rapping football team video ever

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Dolly Parton just proved that someone canonically large-breasted and beautiful can also be widely loved, that should immediately sink their argument

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Kraft would say that "Be excellent to one another" was an anti-Semitic statement anyway

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The only thing I can think of for Patel's comments on bestiality that some frat boy got caught porking a pig for a hazing ritual, had it put on his record, and it flagged him when he tried to apply to be a fed.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Don't know who Aaron Rowe is but instantly a fan

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sometimes fashion is a prank, I swear

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