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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Technologic. Technologic. Technologic

Hello Kitty shirt: dream it, wish it, do it

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: The Glasgow Diamonds will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

The greatest rapping football team video ever

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Do either of these teams even have a defense on the field today, that combined score is insane

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Gotta love a little black box theatre

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Cast in my first play in probably a decade, so that's exciting

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

We said goodbye to Bernard today. He got very sick within the past month, and at 14 years old he didn't deserve to go through surgeries and biopsies and scans and multiple blood draws. He deserved getting served a full charcuterie board and then snuggled while he fell asleep

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone (if you feel like it)

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

We are so lost in the digital/AI slop age that it is now disruptive to sell a To-Do List

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

In the Road Warrior future, trading a gallon of gasoline for two bottles of Gatorade

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

"Controversial Influencer" is a hell of way to bury the lede of "accused rapist and sex trafficker"

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Wishing everyone a happy March 32nd tomorrow

April Fools is cancelled tomorrow. This whole year's been a joke already.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

A wild MegaMan villain has appeared

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I mean, look at this thing, it's legitimately awesome

A buildable Phoenix and his cute Owl wizard friend that we got from Wendy's

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

no new pictures where are you at mentally

Where were we? Oh yes, in the pit of despair

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

So he saw this graph and said "Yes, more of this"

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

The things you say when you're doped to the gills

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

I love that Glinda and Elphaba digivolve on this DVD cover

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Perfect googly eye deployment, no notes It even required a vertical leap, love that dedication to a bit

Googly eyes stuck on a Bathroom Sign in the Chicago OTC

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

In honor of Scott Adams passing, here's a comic strip that people actually still publish and talk about

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

The Three Axioms coming to shut down someone who's "just playing Devil's advocate" (@newlegacyinc.tv reference)

A dumb joke involving three wrestlers wearing the Axiom character mask

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Next time you want to debase Charles Schultz to fit a narrative, at least use a copycat font

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Do they know how depressing this ad is?

Ad where an aging widower says his stuffed panda keeps him company

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Single Female Lawyer Fighting for her clients Wearing sexy mini skirts And being self reliant

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

@rerez.net will never run out of material so long as people keep shoving quadruple digits of ROM hacks on a single hard drive. Saw three Meta ads in a row for three different pirate handhelds. Meta does not give a flip about it.

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