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Derek (Part 2)

@derekneverfails.bsky.social
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Fitness coach, Nutritionist, Certified GLP-1 Coach. I have peptides for sale, and I help Gen X become even hotter than they were in their 20’s Follow my Substack: @bodycoachderek.substack.com Portland, OR. Fuck Trump.

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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 18h
This could not be any more ironic if she tried
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 18h
I’ll scare them out of you
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kristi Noem’s marriage is going tits up and you are all being super insensitive
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is there? You saw the unredacted list?
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So, ten out of every 100 Democrats think we don’t need to release the Epstein files
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Manifest what you want in life.
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How does this sit with all of you?
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Apparently, everyone including Mitch McConnell was looking for Mitch McConnell
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the order it should be
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Never thought I would say “Fuck Crockett” but here we are
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Let’s be real, he didn’t hear a single word
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fuck the rest.
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For any of you that actually believe a single word the pedo says
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Anyone hiring?
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And a heartbeat. Still trying to find that, as well
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Let’s be real. We know exactly who he voted for
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nero golfs while Rome burns
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don’t care how he dies, as long as he is gone
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Newsflash: MAGA won’t believe the Epstein Files even when they come out
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There is always, always a tweet
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It’s really, really difficult to get any type of motion going on this app, isn’t it?
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
One may gain political and social independence, but if one is a slave to his passions and desires, one cannot feel the pure joy of real freedom. Swami Vivekananda
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The entire USA is on the decoy plane right now
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Am I right
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tell me something you are grateful For.
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
That’s amazing. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a depiction of this event before. The way it looks translucent and evenly structured is mind boggling
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If he was MAGA, they would have worshipped him
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The way Republicans are attacking Dr. Fauci, you would think he invented a vaccine for pedophilia
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There is totally a “your mom” joke in here somewhere
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I made this to have it hopefully picked up for a series
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
In a world that profits from self doubt, loving yourself is the ultimate act of rebellion
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Flock cameras should be looking for pedophiles
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A reminder that fascism has never historically been voted out. There was bloodshed. Something to think about in the next two years. This doesn’t end well for them.
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Do the math, Texas
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Gankles
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You know what they say, a trash heap doesn’t fall far from the trash heap
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The three branches of government are: Pedophiles Corporations Billionaires
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Donald Trump is a pedophile Mitch McConnell is dead
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
He already asked about it
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hhahahahahaaha he totally would
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Were they opened or unleashed
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
How… Do you unleash gates
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is stolen. By me.
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Time to make some arrests
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Enough is enough.
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What a moron
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ooooh boy
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yep. It’s such a shitshow even a fake dead fireman was a possibility
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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Whelp, McConnell’s nurse said he is just fine.
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