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Derek (Part 2)

@derekneverfails.bsky.social

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Fitness coach, Nutritionist, Certified GLP-1 Coach. I have peptides for sale, and I help Gen X become even hotter than they were in their 20’s Follow my Substack: @bodycoachderek.substack.com Portland, OR. Fuck Trump.

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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 23h

I’d be fine with an essay

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They are so gullible

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Mueller She Wrote has always been a grifter

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Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This could not be any more ironic if she tried

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ll scare them out of you

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Manifest what you want in life.

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

How does this sit with all of you?

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In the order it should be

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Fuck the rest.

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

For any of you that actually believe a single word the pedo says

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Anyone hiring?

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

And a heartbeat. Still trying to find that, as well

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Let’s be real. We know exactly who he voted for

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

There is always, always a tweet

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Am I right

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

There is totally a “your mom” joke in here somewhere

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I made this to have it hopefully picked up for a series

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Do the math, Texas

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

You know what they say, a trash heap doesn’t fall far from the trash heap

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

How… Do you unleash gates

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Time to make some arrests

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Enough is enough.

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

What a moron

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Whelp, McConnell’s nurse said he is just fine.

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Imagine that

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

😂😂😂

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Everyone calm down. I went to Kentucky, shot Mitch chock full of peptides, and he’s ready to go.

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Two things can be true at the same time

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

IYKYK

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Whelp 18 MILLION TAX PAYER DOLLARS. This paint is already coming up. The art of the deal

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Come on and save us Luigi

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Wasn’t he supposed to bring in Sharia law?

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

For all of you that aren’t quite sure what to give the guy that makes sure the grass is cut and the thermostat is juuuust right, how about the gift of health? For a limited time only

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

We have a solution for Sleepy Poopy Donald

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

And half of Milli Vanilli is dead. At least he has their back ups

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

A MAGA troll took my shirtless photo, stared at it on his computer screen for a few hours, then ironically thought that I looked too gay, so he put this rainbow spaghetti strap dress on. I just want to thank him for his art becoming my go-to in honor of #PrideMonth 🏳️‍🌈

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

They are incredibly naive

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Iran is the best troll I have ever seen in my Life

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Here’s the line up for the 250th

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

We are soooo starved for a fight that we are just gushing over this post towards Stephen Miller. It’s well past time.

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Oooooh so we CAN do reparations, but it just has to be for traitors. Got it

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

In Boston today

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Me in hell realizing I won’t be in heaven with pedo protecting cunts

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

We know this is coming

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Time to whip out your rock t-shirts

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

We can do better. This is still too low.

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

This is what I see when MAGA uses the Gadsen ironically

Derek (Part 2) @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Happy Cinco DeMayo-get-the-day-you-deserve, racists. Not a single margarita for you.