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@derekmahr.bsky.social
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That dude you know from that place with the thing. He/Him

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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 3h
Soooo change of plans. Not driving to NYC next week, flying. With a dog Big ass limb fell on my car, middle of the night, woke the dog, not me. BUT, I did the math on gas, motels and incidentals, I should come out about the same on costs, give or take.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it time to give flowers to the Journalists at the student-run Cornell Daily Sun? INDEPENDENT Student Journalism is essential. www.cornellsun.com
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The Cornell Daily Sun
The Cornell Daily Sun
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not saying it's a great record (it's not) I'm saying when I was 13, I loved it. First time Todd has done a Trainwreckord of something I loved when I was an idiot child. (I was)
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RAYGUN @raygunsite.com · 30/09/2026
Big news: we just landed the EXCLUSIVE merch deal for America's most secretive college/pro/mens/womens sports team! Only at RAYGUN: www.raygunsite.com PS: don't tell Eric Schmitt.... #RAYGUN #AtlantaHawkeyes
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ha ha Eric Schmitt is a fuckin moron. sports.yahoo.com/articles/cai...
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How Caitlin Clark and a 2024 Warriors-Hawks game became the subject of a Senate argument
Angry words, taunts, and mockery are nothing new in the U.S. Congress these days, but rarely does such vitriol stem from a senator mixing up “Hawks” with “Hawkeyes” while grilling a witness who watche...
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need a notary for ONE friggin insurance thing. WHY IS @johnmaddening.bsky.social SO FAR AWAY
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did you know that Bears QB Case Keenum once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game for Polk High School
Al Bundy
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Luther Burden III pretty much running through a brick wall (of Eagles) for that TD. Coach Johnson has these guys so invested as a team, it’s beautiful
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
With all the deaths Wrestling fans have endured, it feels like everyone is just holding their breath waiting for a shoe to drop with PAC’s death. We all hate it too
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What a bass backwards way to hope someone is surrounded by friends and loved ones on their birthday.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So PAC wrestled Andrade last night and just dropped dead?
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Beautiful and hilarious to learn that the candy I always got in my Christmas stocking was considered so important to Jewish celebrations.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LOL cc: @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
Screenshot from the Facebook page Tokin’ Jew with the text “say less, I’m there” above a picture of a flyer stapled to an power pole that has a picture of Sunkist fruit slices and says


VIGIL
IN THE PARKING LOT
FOR
SUNKIST
FRUIT SLICES

September 24 at 7:15pm
MOURNERS KADDISH WILL BE RECITED.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“I can’t remember what variety these are, I wonder if they’re hot” Yes they are. Not melt your face hot but pretty spicy on the lips and tongue
Purple peppers, some ornamental variety.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THE END OF OAK STREET is a pitch perfect rainy Sunday afternoon when my team isn’t playing, curl up on the couch with my dog movie.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ewan McGregor’s American accent is so terrible. What’s hilarious is how he sells it like it’s 100 percent normal. This movie is pure cheese and I kinda love it.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching THE END OF OAK STREET, and yet another film where not even a group of 13 year old boys notice that Anne Hathaway is stunningly beautiful, or that Ewan MacGregor is a smoke show.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What if I have heard "Choosin Texas" and think it sucks ass?
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pulled something on the back of my ankle yesterday and am taking it easy today. Should I watch TROY?
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Walton Goggins: We All Have Our Achilles Heel, Man!
ALT: Walton Goggins: We All Have Our Achilles Heel, Man!
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ugh, I think this weather and allergies have my tinnitus dialer up to 11. Kids, wear your earpro at shows and concerts. Dont end up old and deaf.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Miss you, mom. Who else would get me to drink this?
A small bottle of fireball
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Do you remember the 21st night of September” Yeah, my mom died
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Whomp Whomp Reaction
ALT: Whomp Whomp Reaction
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m not hungry I’m not hungry I have stuff for BLT’s I’m starving I’ll die if I don’t have a BLT
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m so old, I remember when the Republican governor of Iowa threw open the doors of the state to wave after wave of refugee immigrants, welcoming them with welcome arms to become Iowans and let their cultures enrich the lives of all of us.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t know a lot about 2026 Minnesota politics, but what I will say about Lisa Demuth is, she’s not running in Iowa, and is wasting her ad budget on me.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That first half could not have ended fast enough #bears
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What if you had two characters thrown together in an action movie who immediately liked each other? Is it POSSIBLE to have the wisecracking badass and the grizzled old badass realize right away they're the buddies of the buddy action flick?
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guys, I’m scared. JD Vance is in Iowa and I have a new, never fucked couch. The price of comfort is eternal vigilance
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do I have any friends showing films at the Brooklyn Horror Fest next month? I’ll be in the area and would love to support.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The roofers working down the street are double timing before the rain hits again and it sounds like a shooting range where everyone has a suppressed 22 with supersonic ammmo.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m more surprised that Macklemore is a stand up for his beliefs dude, and completely unsurprised that Ed Sheeran is. TBF: I knew sweet FA about Macklemore other than that thrift shop banger and that Microsoft ad song.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This Iowa/Iowa State game has more punts than a Cleveland Browns game.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t need to flirt with women, Rowdy handles that.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We went home. My dog was such a good boy, even on a scale of how good he normally is
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Posted without comment
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh no, I’m at the bar with Dad and all he gave me was a whole chicken breast all cut up. Maybe sad eyes will get me more.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible Lemon Pepper Wet Leg
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This NFL Game broadcast from Melbourne has a distinct feel of College football, for some reason.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the Netflix pregame guys keeps saying “Mel-ben” and I really really really really hate it when white people over pronounce town names. This means I will SILENTLY judge you if you mispronounce “Des Moines”, AS IS MY RIGHT AS A LOCAL.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Goddamn, Elizabeth Holmes is a just a bunch of red flags wearing a trenchcoat and all this talk of YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING just makes me wanna date her. “Gee Derek, why are you still single?”
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Elizabeth Holmes Stare
ALT: Elizabeth Holmes Stare
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Good news: power came back at about 4:15 am. I know because the doorbell rings when it comes back, and Rowdy loses his mind. That’s fine, he spent the night up til then a little freaked by the storm, and a lot freaked by my sleep apnea. Sweet boy
My sweet little empathetic boy.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And the battery I use for backing up my cpap is dead… DOUBLE FUUUUUUCK
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Aaaand the power’s out. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Weasel ass looking Ben Shapiro thinks NICK OFFERMAN isn’t manly enough? What a fucking idiot.
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Nick Offerman's Jovial Moment in Parks And Rec
ALT: Nick Offerman's Jovial Moment in Parks And Rec
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sooooo… Nathan Fielder made a secret Elizabeth Holmes documentary? Why is this suddenly more interesting to me than ANYTHING coming the rest of the year?
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Breathlessly describing somebody being booed every time their name comes up is sports content from non-sports people for non-sports people.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cc: @mfhourigan.bsky.social
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I know my opinions on firearms differ from a lot of my lefty friends, but, I had a really really rewarding day doing some home gunsmithing today, as well as a setback. Let’s just say having extra springs and detents for your projects is important. Don’t worry, I’m still a liberal.
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Derek @derekmahr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle. Duh
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Pontiac Firebird Trans Am
ALT: Pontiac Firebird Trans Am
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