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TrailOfSalt

@derekjon.bsky.social
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PDX-based rants. General trip-bumming. Half-assed magick.

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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A painting by Pierre-Antoine Demachy - Une exécution capitale, place de la Révolution
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It ain't much in this photo but here's tonight's lunar eclipse as seen in Milwaukie, OR, US of A
Lunar eclipse as seen in the Portland metro area on 8/27/26
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have those! May be getting a lot more use these days. But I'll have to refer to my style icons for other ideas too...
James Joyce in a hat, glasses, suit coat, and stripey tie.
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I just saw Captured By Robots. Amazing. He shouted out Cy Thoth and I shouted back "FOOTHILL COLLEGE" but he didn't hear me.
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The eyes and face of an ICE agent who abuses children
The eyes and face of an ICE agent who abuses children
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Smoky sky over PDX
Photo of a very smoky sky over an intersection in the PDX metro area
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ugly-ass Nathan Forrest Beford statue
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Victor Borge and the "page turner".
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Had to screenshot the post and response from @dabenner.bsky.social and @ericmgarcia.bsky.social because they're both really important. I absolutely insist that a lot if not most of AOC's political acumen was shaped by her bartender days. A job like that *forces* one into reading folks real quick.
Screenshot of a important post and response from Walter Mondial and Eric Michael Garcia.
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Municipal Waste made some bangers
Municipal Waste t-shirt with an image of Trump on it
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
CHRISTIAN FASCIST UNDERGROUND TUNNEL AND PORTAL NETWORK EXPERIMENTS OF CHILDREN CREATING GIANT MAGA MONSTERS-DIRECT RESULT OF TRUMP DEFYING CHRIST?
Scene from Kane Pixel's Backrooms featuring a monster
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Fuck man we can and should start doing that too. CHRISTIAN FASCIST CHILD TORTURE CHAMBER FOUND UNDER EVANGELICAL CHURCH-MULTIPLE LEVELS AND PORTALS-DEMONIC RITUALS FOR ANTICHRIST TRUMP? etc
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The thing with these kind of people is that it doesn't take much to push them *into* the realms of being Nazi-adjacent at the very least. Platner will most likely end up claiming that the right is more "accepting" as criticism of him grows. @mattbors.bsky.social's comic about this is 110% accurate.
A panel from Matt Bors' seminal comic about Trump supporters being "pushed" into becoming Nazis
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The "evolved" humans in question:
The CEO of Google, Sundar Pichai, who apparently is an "evolved" human.Casey Newton and Kevin Roose, who are also apparently "evolved" humans
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Seen at a broke-dick shopping center in Milwaukie, OR.
A suspicious looking Dodge Caravan with some sticker letters  on the back window spelling OUT "HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP"
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Today could be the day
The face of a cat at what appears to be a rave with a caption above its head stating "IT COULD HAPPEN TODAY"
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Imelda Marcos
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I made us all a Valentine that is suited to the modern era
An image of a scene from the movie Hellraiser 2 in which a skinned and bloody figure is reaching out with the words "I AM IN HELL" written in blood on the wall behind him and underneath is some edited text that states "B my Valentimes"
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Hey everybody Agnes is six years old today and she's got that SASS, man
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Texting with a good friend about Draymond's behavior at tonight's Warriors game...
A text thread discussing the 1/15/26 Warriors game in which I ask: 
"Tell me honestly
As a fan
Should they let Dray go
Does he even have any trade value "
and my friend replies:
"No
And no"
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Maybe...just maybe...tonight's the night?
Image of Death in a suit and tie tipping its hat with the caption "SEE YOU SOON" at the bottom
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Tom Baker as the 4th Doctor Who
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Tom Baker as the 4th Doctor Who
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Saw The Chameleons (UK) last night at Revolution Hall and they still sounded incredible.
Live shot of The Chameleons UK at Revolution Hall on 9/28/25Live shot of The Chameleons UK at Revolution Hall on 9/28/25
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The dog had to take a break from all this war ravaging going on to contemplate the warm Portland, OR sun on this quiet empty violence-ridden street
A little white dog can barely bask in the warm Portland, OR sun without witnessing all the war ravaging
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Update from "war ravaged" Portland... The dog is taking a sun break from all this violence we are seeing on our walkies
A little white dog contemplates this curious lack of war and ravaging in Portland, OR whilst laying in the last of the warm sunA little white dog contemplates this curious lack of war and ravaging in Portland, OR whilst laying in the last of the warm sunA little white dog contemplates this curious lack of war and ravaging in Portland, OR whilst laying in the last of the warm sun
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
"No, no... but..." Errol Musk re: child sexual abuse
Two panel Kombucha girl meme with the classic look of disgust in the first panel and a "...maybe?" kind of look in the second. This is regarding Errol Musk and his attitude towards child sexual abuse.
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
A close up of the "This Is Fine" cartoon dog drawn by K.C. Green
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
So here is who the FBI thinks Charlie Kirk's killer was. Just a thought but has anyone cross referenced him against Jan 6th mugshots yet
Photo of who the FBI thinks may have shot Charlie KirkPhoto of who the FBI thinks may have shot Charlie Kirk
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'm going insane watching/reading, in real time, this retconning of Charlie Kirk into a bastion of civility and rational thought. He was a white supremacist, a Christofascist, and a piece of shit. I didn't want him to get shot in the neck but he was absolute garbage as a human. Some quotes of his:
Quotes from piece of shit Charlie Kirk
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
"Terraform" from Shellac
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
My thought process whilst reading this
The Kombucha Girl meme
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Here this is for you
A little white sleeping dog
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Saw DEVO this weekend at the Project Pabst thing in PDX and man they still got it
A snippet of the lyrics to "Gates Of Steel" by Devo.
"The ape regards his tail
He's stuck on it
Repeats until he fails
Half a goon and half a god"
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Smiling church-goers at a funeral
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Good night and sleep well
A little white dog sleeping on a fuzzy dog bed
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I mean your fucking source spoon-fed you this bullshit and was fucking betting on it are you all really this fucking stupid
Eugenicist and "race-scientist" Jordan Lasker tweeting about how betting markets for the NY mayor's race have not reacted to his racist vomit
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Walkies to Laurelhurst Park in the PDX rain.
A little white dog in a raincoat standing in front of a graffitied wall that reads something like "NO  🌸 YOU" or something like that. A little white dog along the lakeside staring back while a duck  in the distance stands in shallow water
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
A ride around Mt. Tabor and the reservoirs today
A 1987 Panasonic touring bike parked in front of Mt. Tabor Reservoir No. 6 steps A 1987 Panasonic touring bike parked in front of Mt. Tabor Reservoir No. 6 steps
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Portland rain at the end of May
Gray and rainy skies of Portland, Oregon in May
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
You have the "light" part accurate, sir
A fella who is probably famous but I have no idea who he is anyway he is holding a flamethrower looking directly at the camera
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Treason. Hang them all.
A hanging noose against a featureless background.
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The only Breeders I fully trust (the earliest incarnation)
The earliest version of The Breeders from their video for the song "Safari".
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Painting of a crowd watching the execution of Marie Antoinette by guillotine on October 16th, 1793
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Painting of a crowd watching the execution of Marie Antoinette by guillotine on October 16th, 1793
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
In NYC for a brief period
NYC view from an 8th floor hotel roomA man with glasses in a hooded jacket sitting alone in a NY subway car
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I mean JFC
Snip of text from Der Spiegel article detailing the absolute idiocy oh Hegseth, Gabbard, and Waltz.
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TrailOfSalt @derekjon.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Bugs, please save us
Bugs Bunny using a saw to separate Florida from the United States
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