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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Il y a seulement un conclusion logique. Ce homme ne peut pas lire.

Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Me reí tanto. Es la verdad. Es el resultado de una sociedad que valora bien el antiintelectualismo y en la que la gente gasta mucha energía en fingir venir de otros países. youtube.com/shorts/vuJYD...

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Europeans, you can charge Americans $60 for bread

YouTube video by Calvin & Habs

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Eric Schmitt thinks that Auburn, Clemson, LSU, Memphis, Mizzou, Princeton, and the baseball team in Detroit are all the same thing.

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Tiger Sitting Calmly

ALT: Tiger Sitting Calmly

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Die NWSL setzt ihre Mission fort alles was an der NFL schrecklich ist in den Frauenfußball zu bringen.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Je suis choqué qu’un entraîneur du sport universitaire dansait autour de l’histoire d’esclavage. Peut-être que le thème se sent trop réel pour lui et il ne pourrait pas attirer l’attention sur comment les sports universitaires exploitent encore les corps et le travail des personnes aujourd’hui ?

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Me gustaría vivir en el mundo de fantasía que ella imagina.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Dude has become so entitled to profiting off labor he didn’t perform that he’s now going to expand that to include the labor of other humans.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Nicht mehr stören das wahre Leben der Menschen um Wahnvorstellungen unterzubringen. Die Religion hat keinen Ort im öffentlichen Leben.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Ils n’étaient pas là-bas pour regarder le match. Ils essayaient d’utiliser The Sports Bra comme une autre outil pour leur arnaque sectaire. Va te faire foutre avec tes absurdités, Amy.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Que original. Una otra exhibición sin mujeres. Ese no pasó nunca.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

So the solution to men not doing labor is for women to do more work?

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Wenn man mich fragt, warum ich aus den USA ging, kann ich ihm diese Sache zeigen.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My man looks like he organizes “daddy-daughter purity parties” without having ever actually been asked to do so by anyone.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Sasse’s argument comes from the same patriarchal miasma that enables sexual assault in the US. This ideology needs people to buy into its fundamental precept that being male is a pass to act violently toward other people with zero negative consequences and American football helps to sell that idea.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Would you like to sell your dignity and become a human shield for WNBA franchise owners? Are you comfortable with composing the most ridiculous word salad “responses” to questions about why workers deserve less of the wealth their labor creates? Then wow does the @wnba.com have a job for you!

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I was nominated for an award and today is the last day to vote! Help me win and go vote for The Handbasket!

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Ich entdeckte das Geheimnis, wie der deutsche Mensch klingt. Wenn jemand sehr deutsch klingen möchte, sollte er so sprechen wie ein Arzt, der einem Patienten mitteilen muss, dass dieser nur noch zwei Wochen zu leben hat.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

No hay mayor evidencia de que la atracción sexual sea inmutable e innata que el hecho de que las mujeres heterosexuales todavía existan.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Les États-Unis ne méritent pas les joueuses WNBA.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Wenn ihr eine Nachricht senden wollt: Erinnert euch, was wichtig für das WNBA-Eigentum ist. Die einzige Sache, um die sie sich kümmern, sind die Einnahmen. Ihr könnt an den Fahrkarten und der Ware nicht ausgeben. Jedoch ihr eine größere Wirkung haben würdet, wenn ihr an der Sponsoren den Druck…

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Also the New York Times: Your child swims in kerosene and carries lighters. How can you minimize risk of burns?

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

N’oubliez pas de frapper un fasciste aujourd’hui tout le monde

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

¿Os gustaría conocer cómo magnífico el Madrid es? Lo diré vosotros. Hay centros de estudios gratuitos y públicos en la ciudad. Se abren cada día de las 8h a las 21h. Wifi gratuito, mesas, sillas, baños, y tomas de corriente. Estos son aparte de las bibliotecas. ¿Y qué más? Los están siempre llenos.

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Eugene Freedman @eugenefreedman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Do NOT contribute to Wikipedia. It is using that money to bust a union organizing campaign.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Magneto. Wenn du anders bist, werden die Menschen dich hassen, egal ob du nett und unbedrohlich bist oder nicht.

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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 09/07/2026

WNBA has partnered with the for-profit Capella University which is now "the Official Higher Learning Partner of the WNBA." Cool to partner with a scammy industry and a specific company that has a "Controversies" section on its Wikipedia page, most of which have to do with funding and fraud!

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Quand des gens comme Lindsay Graham meurent, cela me fait souhaiter que l'enfer soit réel et mille fois pire que les contes de fées ne le font.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Ich habe heute für 20 Minuten mit Mitch McConnell gesprochen. Er hat mich gefragt, warum diese Smurfs so schwer zu fangen sind.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Cada año pienso que deberíamos terminar con el uso de los fuegos artificiales. Está inmaduro y asusta a nuestras mascotas. Pero este año, pienso que una solución mejor es que deberíamos terminar con los Estados Unidos.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 04/07/2026

We're constantly told that women can never compete with men and yet Kelsey Pfendler is about to set the record for the fastest solo row from California to Hawaii, beating the men's record by a full week. What an incredible feat of athleticism, endurance, and grit.

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Raven Books @ravenbooks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Wenn Sie immer noch Substack verwenden, finanzieren Sie wissentlich buchstäbliche faschistische Propaganda.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Rire de façon incontrôlable, respirer profondément, rire de manière incontrôlable plus

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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 28/06/2026

I currently have 454 paid subscribers. Getting to 500 would enable me to reliably fund travel for stories & to purchase media insurance so I could pursue investigative journalism at my newsletter.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

There may have never been a social media interaction that more fervently begs for a @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social newsletter inclusion. I guarantee you that the same dudes losing their minds over this said less than nothing about white MLB players literally writing on their uniforms.

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O.J. Spivey @ojphilly.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

“Caitlin Clark’s public unmasking leaves the WNBA in a slow-motion Milli Vanilli moment, exposing the unearned currency of its manufactured basketball star.” newsone.com/6862223/how-...

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The Unraveling: How Reality Caught Up With The Cult Of Caitlin Clark

Caitlin Clark’s public unmasking leaves the WNBA in a slow-motion Milli Vanilli moment, exposing the unearned currency of its manufactured basketball star.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Ahora que Kate Martin está en Los Ángeles, quiero que empiece a asistir a todos los eventos de premios de entretenimiento como espectadora solo para ver si recibe un premio en virtud de su mera presencia. Funcionó para ella en la noche del draft.

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Derek Helling @derekhelling.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

El diagrama de Venn de tipos que están considerando seriamente esto y los tipos que "se oponen a las cirugías transgénero" es el círculo más tonto y feo.

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