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Derek John Boczkowski

@derekboczkowski.bsky.social
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Writing center guy (The Ohio State University at Newark). Composition and literacies researcher. Chicago Cubs fan. Teacher, learner, molder of minds and minder of molds.

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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uh oh.
A screenshot of the post above, which reads "Sure I use a little AI, but only when I want to write something that fucking sucks that everyone hates." In the screenshot, every use of "a" and "i" is highlighted because I have the sense of humor of an eight-year-old child.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A screenshot of part of the quoted Hanania post above--just the last line of it, "Women need to be told the truth"--and the picture underneath of the concept of Misery in human form, Michael Tracey, looking impossibly sweaty for a man whose ass gets chair withdrawal when he walks to the bathroom. Michael Tracey, who, when no one is watching (which is, like, nearly all the time, because, ew), unzips his human costume and lets his natural self, a slug who has only recently been released from slug jail for sweaty slug voyeurism, looks perplexed in the image, as if someone were trying to explain to him the health and social benefits of regular hygiene. Michael Tracey, the answer to the question "Which human being looks most like the pile of triceratops droppings from Jurassic Park" has no truth to share with women save this one: women should avoid Michael Tracey at all costs.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kim Richards as Frankie Croyden in the movie Tuff Turf, being forced to call Morgan Hiller (James Spader) by her abusive ex Nick Haiser (Paul Mones) for the movie’s final showdown.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's the conclusion of the article Cruz links to that says the opposite of what he claims is says about Writing-to-Learn studies. It's as if he asked an AI bot to find him a study about WTL that included the word "inconclusive."
Text from the article Cruz cites as evidence against learning coming from writing: 

7. Conclusion

We have outlined five recent trends in the evolution of research on WTL. The first has been the adoption of increasingly sophisticated analytical tools as a means of critically evaluating theories and practices. Early work on WTL was comprised of theoretically driven claims as well as individual experiments, which produced varied and inconclusive results. During the past decade, researchers have used meta-analysis to objectively integrate the results of multiple studies. At the same time, meta-analysis has been used to identify the instructional variables and student characteristics that moderate the effects of writing on learning. Methods such as path analysis have been used to investigate the psychological processes and text characteristics that mediate the effects of writing on learning. The result has been a consensus that writing contributes significantly to learning with effects that, on average, are small to medium in size; however, these effects can be increased, depending on the extent to which moderator variables are mobilized.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes, was just coming her to share this! Makes one wonder if Cruz let AI do the source gathering here. From the article:
Text from the article Cruz cites as evidence against learning coming from writing: 

7. Conclusion

We have outlined five recent trends in the evolution of research on WTL. The first has been the adoption of increasingly sophisticated analytical tools as a means of critically evaluating theories and practices. Early work on WTL was comprised of theoretically driven claims as well as individual experiments, which produced varied and inconclusive results. During the past decade, researchers have used meta-analysis to objectively integrate the results of multiple studies. At the same time, meta-analysis has been used to identify the instructional variables and student characteristics that moderate the effects of writing on learning. Methods such as path analysis have been used to investigate the psychological processes and text characteristics that mediate the effects of writing on learning. The result has been a consensus that writing contributes significantly to learning with effects that, on average, are small to medium in size; however, these effects can be increased, depending on the extent to which moderator variables are mobilized.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A picture of a penguin with flappers dangling off the sides of its body, à la the freaking Vice President of these United States, JD “Throw me a Fish” Vance
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ah, that's the pic that was used for his 1976 Topps card!
1976 Topps baseball card of Nolan Ryan. The card has a whiteboard with two stripes at the bottom. The first one is pink with the name of the player "Nolan Ryan" in it. The second one is yellow, and has the words "pitcher" and "Angels," the team name, in it. There's a drawing of a baseball pitcher above the word "pitcher." the same photo from the original post is above the stripes, making up most of the card. It shows Nolan Ryan in the dugout with his hat, lifted slightly off his head.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He could use those legs to kick the abomination that is the Puffy Bear off the bed. www.puffybear.com
A creepy man-sized Teddy bear dressed in a t-Hirt and sweats is lying on its back and is intertwined with a woman, casually dressed, who has spooned into the bear, wrapping its right arm around her and tucking one of her legs between the two legs of the bear. the bear’s legs are crossed at the ankles. They are lying on a bed with way too many pillows.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Do we finally get an answer to Tom's question? Was it Spike?
A gif of the moment from MST3k's Eegah episode, where as the three characters being to move deeper off the road into the desert, a dubbed-over voice warns, "Watch out for snakes" and Tom Servo, in the MST3K theater, queries, "Who said that?"
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
With apologies to Harris Teeter and McGarth Darby . . . @scottaukerman.bsky.social , @pftompkins.bsky.social, Andy Daly: name a more iconic trio! Got to see @cbbworld.bsky.social in London tonight!
A picture of the chairs that would be occupied by Byron Dennison/Dalton Wilcox, Scott Aukerman, and Gary Marshall/Dan Seals on the stage of the Soho Theatre Walthamstow this evening. The screen in the back shows the comedy Bang Bang logo and the pride proclamation of the ground beefing tour of 2026.

(no photos were allowed during the show.)
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You’re not going to like this, as it’s from Wikipedia, but it’s sourced, and from your presence on here, I believe that this wouldn’t be problematic for you anyway. But it should be.
Text from Wikipedia:

UN Watch is a pro-Israel lobby group, 9161718) and primarily denounces what it views as anti-Israel sentiment at the UN and UN-sponsored events. 91[10]
The organisation also denounces human rights abuses including in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Darfur, China, Cuba, Russia and Venezuela, often using its allotted time at the UNHRC to allow for dissidents and human rights activists to speak.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lisa, this screenshot is from the link you just provided, which supports the Wikipedia entry the other person posted:
Text from screenshot (I highlighted the last clause, “”though it is not in force elsewhere in Palestine.”

Summary
Same-sex sexual activity is prohibited in Gaza under the British Mandate Criminal Code Ordinance 1936. The relevant provision carries a maximum penalty of ten years' imprisonment. Only men are criminalised under this law.
The law was inherited from the British. It continues to be in operation in Gaza today, though it is not in force elsewhere in Palestine.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
An unflattering picture of a man looking for something under couch cushions. The image of is of him kneeling in front of the couch, and all we can see is his feet and rear end (and his T-shirt pulled up a little bit, so some skin is exposed).
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
That’s what happens when you only collect petition signatures from billionaires en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Bo...
Text from the 2013 Boston Mayoral Election in the Candidates Section:

Withdrew/disqualified

Frank John Addivinola, Jr., candidate for state senate in 2010 and U.S. House of Representatives in 2012 (ran for councilor-at-large)[19]
Lee Buckley[19]
Robert Cappucci, former Boston School Committee member and retired Boston Police officer (failed to get enough signatures)[8]
Miniard Culpepper, reverend[19]
Will Dorcena, activist and at-large candidate for city council in 2011, brother of State Senator Linda Dorcena Forry (failed to get enough signatures)[20][21]
Althea Garrison, former state representative (ran for councilor-at-large)[19]
John Laing, businessman (failed to get enough signatures)[22]
Divo Rodrigues Monteiro, educator and poet[23] (ran for city council in District 4)[19]
Dave Portnoy, founder of Barstool Sports (failed to get enough signatures)[22]
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Profiles in Courage
A close up of the federal agent with a look on terror on his face aiming a gun from inside his car at protesters outside
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Obligatory 70s ad flashback:
A picture from a clothing catalogue or ad from the 70s. On the right are two men in dress shirts, loud ties, shorts, white socks, and dress shoes (one man is wearing black shoes, the other brown). The text to the left is as follows:

Mens short & long sleeve business shirts
$299
Polyester/cotton in white and pastels. 37-44.
Fashion ties
$399
Prints and woven
designs. Look smart in a Target tie.
Fashion shorts
$790
Fashion shorts in a good range of styles. 3-7, 4%,
5%, 64, 74.
Leather belts
1½" size.
$259
Other sizes and prices available too.
Walk socks
99品
Machine washable. 1 size fits all. Assorted colours.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Comical Oz-i
A screen shot of a press conference Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf ("Comical Ali"), the Iraqi minister of information, gave in which he denied the presence of American troops in Baghdad. It is believed that the smoky air in the background is due to the military battle and that the American troops were, indeed, in Baghdad as the proclamation to the contrary was being broadcast.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A picture of the death scene of Goose (Anthony Edwards) from Top Gun, where Maverick (Tom Cruise is cradling Goose from behind, holding him up in the water that they ejected into.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This kind of feels like the baseball fan equivalent of Greg's Stillson using a baby as a human shield in the Dead Zone.
Martin Sheen as Senate candidate Greg Stillson in the Dead Zone, holding a child aloft to shield him from an assassination attempt.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I was woefully underdressed to meet @pftompkins.bsky.social and @scottaukerman.bsky.social at the @cbbworld.bsky.social Groundbeefing stop in Columbus. The show was hilarious and the cast were very tolerant of my effusion.
A picture of a silly fanboy standing behind comedic legends Paul F Tompkins and Scott Aukerman.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
As MDATT were the act I was most disappointed about seeing when the concert list was released, allow me to say . .
A still from the movie Purple Rain, in which Morris Day has his arms outstretched and singing. The word "Waaaahhhhk!" [simulating a bird noise] is at the top and the word "Hallelujah!" is at the bottom, both in yellow font.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The ol’ Jessep “Bless up,”, natch.
A still of Jack Nicholson as Col Jessep from “A Few Good Men” with the caption “Bless up.”
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
A screenshot from the horror parody Student Bodies, in which the killer, "The Breather," is speaking into a payphone through a rubber chicken in order to disguise his voice.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
When, after you claim, "I can handle it," that ABS hits . . .
A split screen of Cubs outfielder Pete Crow-Armstrong tilting his head and squinting his eyes in disbelief on the left and the ABS graphic of the strike he challenged indeed being confirmed as a strike on the right.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Apparently also winning the Damning with Faint Praise Award twice.
An excerpt from the article: 

According to his House biography, Corcoran "has published several novels (winning the Prometheus Award for best libertarian science fiction twice), and non-fiction books. When not writing software or books, he works on his farm in Weare, where he has lived with his wife for eleven years."
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
To the tune of "As Long As We've Got Each Other," the Growing Pains theme song: Baby,
A picture of the 1986 Topps baseball card of the legendary Razor Shines
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Meme of Steve Harvey laughing at the top left of the image and looking seriously concerned on the bottom right. The text at the top left reads "me during the first half of video" and at the bottom right reads "me during second half of video."
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
“And how about that Marla Hooch? What a hitter!”
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This paragraph shows how “both sidesism” continues to creep into modern thought. Complicating Said or Alexander’s arguments can be an important and worthy measure in the right class, but presenting a critique of a system does not necessitate and is not equal to critiques of that critique.
A paragraph from the article by Zimmerman in the Chronicle of Higher Education:

Professors cannot fulfill their obligations to their students — and to our democracy
- if they are not deeply committed to educating them. That means exposing
them to a wide range of ideas, which was once the heart of the liberal ideal. But no longer. In a recent study, the political scientist Jon A. Shields and two colleagues surveyed course syllabi to see if professors who assigned Edward Said's Orientalism also asked students to read lan Buruma's and Avishai Margalit's Occidentalism or other critiques of Said. They also looked to see whether teachers teaching The New Jim Crow, Michelle Alexander's now-canonical account of racism in criminal justice, also assigned scholars who took issue with Alexander, such as the Yale Law School professor James Forman Jr. or the Princeton sociologist Patrick Sharkey. Shields' conclusion was sad and altogether predictable: These kinds of pairings, these efforts at fairness and complication, are extremely rare.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The most offensive thing about that story is that the arresting cops are trying to be noodle humorists:
Text from the article:

The department said its officers carried out surveillance and identified the suspect, later sharing footage allegedly showing Augustine purchasing the sets. They said he was charged "for grand theft and booked at the Orange County Jail." The footage also showed dozens of mini-figures in bags, with cops saying the act amounted to "what we are calling a pasta-tively terrible plan." "If your master plan involves swapping LEGOs for linguine, we can promise your plan will be cooked al dente." Officer Ziggy Azarcon told CBS News, "These were definitely sets that were consistent with what he was purchasing and then returning." "These were Star Wars sets and Marvel sets, which have a very high value on the secondary market."
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
So many good answers here, but Kellogg’s 3-D baseball cards fanned the flames of a newly-acquired hobby that I’ve never managed to abandon.
A picture of the Bruce Sutter 1978 Kellogg’s 3-D baseball card. The background is blurred to make the picture of Sutter in the front stand out.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"It does appear to be the case that they're pushing up, because it's just competition. It's a race to the bottom.” Pushing up in the race to the bottom. Ah, the silver tongue and incisive wit of the Harvard Law student.
Two paragraphs from the article linked in the original post:

Mason R. Laney, an HLS student and Federalist Society member, said some judges begin hiring after just one semester of grades, while others have maintained the later timeline that has been traditionally used.

"It does appear to be the case that they're pushing up, because it's just competition. It's a race to the bottom," Laney said. "To get to these people early, you have to do that."
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This is an important service.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
An image of the mustachioed Dunkin Donuts guy in the commercials in the 80s with the text TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS in the top left corner
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
David Byrne from the Talking Heads wearing his famous oversized suit
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The screaming goose meme

Top panel, the goose is asking, “Who caused it to ‘collapse,” AP?”

Bottom panel, the goose is chasing a person, now yelling, “WHO CAUSED IT TO COLLAPSE!”
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Look, I know I am an old English teacher, but reading the words “White House communications director Steven Cheung said that the ‘memes will continue’” makes me want to commit violence.
Excerpt from the linked article:

Over the past few weeks, official White House social media accounts have leaned on internet memes to flippantly promote the conflict, using clips from movies like "Iron Man" and "Top Gun," characters from cartoons like "SpongeBob Squarepants" and rap music overlaid on footage of unclassified videos of bombs striking Iranian targets.

"The war videos are cringe and disrespectful and gross," the senior White House official told MS NOW. "It makes me feel embarrassed."

In response to a request for comment, White House communications director Steven Cheung said that the "memes will continue and there isn't a damn thing this person can do about it because they have no influence. This person clearly isn't in the room and is a low-level staffer."
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Seeing as how his face is a lot wider as a Ray, my guess is that he ran into this guy during the offseason:
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The movie poster for the movie Ice Pirates.

More about the movie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ice_Pirates
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I can’t decide if I’d be more depressed to find out that this was an AI creation or wasn’t.
A promo picture of a guy in the suit and a guy in a leather jacket whose back is to the guy in the suit. That standard plays by the books/rebel Porsche partner dichotomy.

CBS ORIGINAL
CIA
NEW SERIES TONIGHT
AFTER FBI
WATCH NOW
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
A close-up of Yodi when he is sitting with the Jedi council telling Anakin the perils of fear, but in this case, the text is replaced with "JUDAISM LEADS TO CHRIST, CHRIST LEADS TO CHRISTIANITY, CHRISTIANITY LEADS TO THE USA"
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Dammit, I just created this.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
 Text of the old advertisement from the original post: Here Are Two Grumpy Dolls
Goodness knows, they've no reason to be grumpy! Their arms and legs move.
Their little bodies are strong. Their heads are hard enough to stand any amount of childhood
bumps. They are 15 inches tall-quite grown up.
They are attractively and coolly dressed for hot weather. They cost only 95c, so that lots of children can have them to play with.
Certainly they ought to be cheerful!
Perhaps, though, they have a reason of their own for looking cross. We think they mean. to show little children by contrast how much nicer it is to have cheerful, sunny faces.
The "Baby Grumpy" Dolls will be useful in every nursery. Special at 95c.
Toy Section, Fourth Floor.
MARSHALL FIELD
& COMPANY

In place of the sketch of the two dolls, a photo of Donald Trump and JD Vance has been added.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Cardinal Pizzaballa: the incisive words of Edward Said, the name of a Dom Deluise slapstick character.
From the Mondoweiss article describing the Catholic church’s response to Trump’s opportunistic land grab dressed as diplomacy “Board of Peace”: 

“Earlier this month, Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa was asked what he thought of Trump's board. He said, ‘I think it is a colonialist operation: others deciding for the Pales-tinians.’ Noting that Trump has said that permanent membership on the board carries a $1 billion price tag, Pizzaballa said, ‘I've never had a billion,
but above all this is not the Church's task: It is the
sacraments, the dignity of the person.’"
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Quick! Someone call Willie Tyler and tell him that Lester has sprouted a moustache and gone rogue.
Picture of ventriloquist Wiliie Tyler, right and his dummy Lester, who had wondering costumes over the years, is dressed here in a ball cap and wearing glasses, not unlike Cam Newton in the photo above.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Lord help me, these fascists are making me 13 again.
The same image of RFK and Kid Rock drinking milk in a faux-grotto spring, but the “W” in the drippy white text “WHOLE” has been erased.
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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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