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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 22h
3 of the big 5 book publishers are tripling employee workload while demanding they use AI without author consent. Guess who profits?
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Meanwhile, I showed up at Costco for my vaccine yesterday only to find out they were out of my preferred shot. (Luckily, I was able to get a Pfizer vaccine.) Supply chains for vaccines have been suspect in Oregon this entire season. I WONDER WHY.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I knew we'd get here at some point in this administration.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wonder what's happened in the last 2 years to cause such a drop...
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wellness influencers are losing their only strength to AI.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blind Melon, ‘94, Rutgers. Amazing band. Ham sandwiches were involved.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Threads mistaking Jay Shetty for Kash Patel is something 😂 Shetty is awful but he’s not THAT bad.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s cool Tempo, I don’t need any room (which is exactly what he’s thinking).
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jungle blew the roof off last night in Portland.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can you believe Children’s Health Defense got another “study” wrong?
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tempo weighs 112 pounds and he looks like a toy dog here.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe don’t listen to chiropractors who suggest raw milk 🤷🏻
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Temu Tarzan tried to clap back at @this-is-mallory.bsky.social and it went as well as you’d expect.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tempo and Magellan doing partner yoga this morning.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We're covering McCullough's appearance on Canadaland on this week's Conspirituality. He touts being certified by the National Board of Physicians and Surgeons, a pay-to-play org for physicians who don't want to go through the Maintenance of Certification process run by a legitimate governing body.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tempo met his sister Vida today 🥰
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
RFK Jr has accepted over $270k in gifts in the last year, on top of his $4M in book deals. And then there’s Cheryl Hines…
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have a small couch in my office for power naps. Incredibly, every time I try to take one (especially on a day like today, when I’m dealing with a head cold), someone comes downstairs and aggressively sniffs me until I make room for him.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAHAHA WHEEEE CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM ISN’T A DISEASE AT ALL
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dr Oz explains why 760,000 Americans are getting kicked off of Obamacare: they didn’t get his telex.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In the final scene of Bad Lieutenant (1992), Harvey Keitel is murdered in front of a billboard for Trump Plaza Casino, featuring upcoming guest, Bill Cosby.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Incentivizing coaches to get clients on GLP-1s is not a good look. Yet one of the largest certifying organizations is doing it.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE YOU’LL NEVER GET AN 88-VACCINE DOSE AT ONCE EVER AGAIN
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cool cool, how’s your Friday.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today America’s top public health official served as keynote speaker (alongside Andrew Wakefield) at an anti-vax conference in Washington DC for an organization he cofounded. And this is what he talked about.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nick Cave just gave me the perfect way to reply to every question moving forward.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The EPA will test drinking water for abortion medication and contraception. And they found a useful idiot in RFK Jr.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Of course RFK Jr is now a keynote speaker for Children's Health Defense at their upcoming DC event. And I'm sure he's being paid well for it.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Silicon Valley tech bros don’t understand what “the public” is. Private companies didn’t “build AI” no matter how much Dario whines.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This was always the plan: shut down as much art and free expression as possible.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sign Hyrox 💩 girl up for MAHA!
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
RFK Jr is obsessed with 🍆
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tempo ran into Leena this morning 🥰
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just don’t even know what to say anymore.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The CDC’s newest hire is a Christian political romance novelist. 🙏 @firedbutfighting.bsky.social for flagging.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Feb 2001. My apartment building in Jersey City. 7 months later Exchange Place would be the fallout shelter.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It gets worse. One of her books is titled "Esther: the Woman Who Didn't Know Her Place: From the Perspective of a Christian Woman in Government."
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Caroline Deberry, the new acting deputy director for public affairs, acting director of communications, acting chief of staff, AND senior advisor at the CDC, is a CHRISTIAN POLITICAL ROMANCE AUTHOR, a term I learned against my will from @firedbutfighting 🫣😭
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What's so irritating about these "studies" is they overlook one of the most important aspects of fitness: having fun. I taught 8,000+ group fitness class over 17 years. The only thing I can state with certainty is that if someone doesn't like a workout, they won't stick with it.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cleo loves greeting Tempo 🥰
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Easy: no.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pro athletes have been showing us healthy masculinity lately.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Who else is tired of RFK Jr helping other rich white men fail upwards? 🙋🏻 Special Conspirituality Drop unpacking this story on your podcast feed today.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
About those “Christian men only” gyms.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Big day with this guy.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Kennedy has always wanted to return to 19th century medicine, and that means letting misogyny run rampant.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
More proof Peter McCullough doesn't know how to read. 🤣
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gwyneth is the grift that never stops grifting.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Get the AI slop machine out of the Boomers’ hands.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Dubai Health Authority has banned doctors AND wellness influencers from making unsubstantiated claims on social media. Can the US please follow their lead??
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