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Derek Texas

@derek-texas.bsky.social
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Texas Vegan 🥑 🍌🥜🫘🇨🇦. Radical left lunatic. Vote blue, be progressive. Billionaires are parasites and STEAL OUR MONEY Poor people unite! Rainbow Coalition LA Dodgers ⚾️ The U🪿🙌 Lakers 🏀 The stars at night are big and bright 👏👏👏👏 Deep in the heart of Texas

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WATCH: “They’re trying to put a Christian mask on these ideas.” As J.D. Vance’s pimp Peter Thiel brings his secretive Antichrist lectures to NASHVILLE, here’s Gil Duran telling @chrislhayes the tech oligarchs are really “computer-worshipping satanists who don’t believe in God” using Christianity
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yes, I feel so healthy in my late 60s that I want to sacrifice another year of my life so my tax dollars go to Elon, Bezos and Zuckerberg.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/08/2026
The Empire State Building went pink at exactly 9:25pm for Dolly Parton. Because of course they made it 9 to 5. That’s how you honor an icon. 🩷
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/08/2026
Jon Ossoff found the one button in Washington labeled DO NOT PRESS and immediately leaned on it with both elbows.
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Ralph Wiggum's 'Too Late' Moment
ALT: Ralph Wiggum's 'Too Late' Moment
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Twitter user NancyJHende

Your own Urine has 5,000 ingredients, your own perfect DNA. God’s Got This! Urine Therapy when swallowed hits the sensors in your throat that sends a signal to the brain for exactly what the problem is and the brain activates just what’s needed to heal. Dr Riochi Nakoa Japan

Twitter user Momma_Swain2

Yes it does Nancy, I agree and why I drink it, use it as moisturizer because it’s the best medicine for your skin, body and mind. We ingested our own urine every day use it as moisturizer on my skin, your skin is the largest organ on your body. Yet we do nothing to protect it, but put sunscreen that harms us gives us cancer skin, when we were in our mom‘s uterus, we drank our urine and that is how a baby is made within nine months because of the stem cells constantly being ingested growth never stops. It’s the best thing for our skin our bodies, our health. Thank you, Nancy. Greatly appreciate it. Have a wonderful day!
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 31/07/2026
This clip tells you everything about the Trump regime's economic "strategy." They’re already setting up the excuse.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ronald Reagan ignored the AIDS crisis—and his “dear friend” from Hollywood, Rock Hudson, who asked for help. Dr. Fauci jumped in and helped. Guess which guy the homophobic ghouls in the Republican Party revere today.
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lyme disease didn’t originate in the 1970s. It was recognized in the 70s but it had existed some 60,000 years before that.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/07/2026
Some really encouraging Senate polls… 📍Georgia 🔵 Jon Ossoff: 56% 🔴 Mike Collins: 43% 📍North Carolina 🔵 Roy Cooper: 53% 🔴 Michael Whatley: 44% 📍Ohio 🔵 Sherrod Brown: 53% 🔴 Jon Husted: 45% 📍Iowa 🔵 Josh Turek: 50% 🔴 Ashley Hinson: 46% Keep organizing. Keep fighting.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Secret Service agents are trained to take bullets for a president but not this shit
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/07/2026
One question we ALL should be asking Trump and Republicans: Where did the tariff money go? SMALL BUSINESS OWNER: “How dumb do you think we are?” #BlueWaveIn100Days
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Cartoon by @slyngstad.bsky.social. #WhereIsMitch
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Congratulations to Spain for winning the World Cup! Now you get to walk on stage and shake hands with a ped SA soulless ghoul.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“The DHS official said Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a Mexican national, ‘Resembled the target…’” 😳 abcnews.com/US/ice-offic...
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ICE is engaged in a very large escalation nationwide, with the agency claiming to be hitting record arrest numbers amid the return of quotas. This has gotten very little attention from the media because ICE learned lessons from the chaotic disasters of Kristi Noem’s tenure. Keep a watch.
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Everything trump touches dies. Even Americans were cheering for Belgium
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iamthe1nonly1.bsky.social @iamthe1nonly1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
When Fake Fox News Continues to Purposely Lying Without Legal Penalties 🙄 Hmmm Lawsuit.
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So it’s essentially trading Brown for two first round picks and a matching salary? The Celtics will use George to hoist even more 3s? That doesn’t seem like a good return for Boston at all
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
That’s the highest number he can count to
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Listen to this epic takedown! 🤣
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Oui, ces’t possible que c’est plus desagreable. Colis
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Homer Simpson Please Please
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Homer Sleeping During Jury Duty
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Governor Corrupt Idiot takes more drastic measures against screworms than he ever did about guns or school shootings. As long as the NRA bribes Abbott, Texas will always be the idiot Wild West and every life is in danger l.smartnews.com/p-7Rro1dQI/z...
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Gov. Greg Abbott expands state disaster declaration on screwworm infestation in South Texas (The Texas Tribune)
Gov. Greg Abbott on Friday expanded a statewide disaster declaration in response to the New World screwworm’s arrival in Texas. The expanded declaration auth...
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
So he wants someone to appease him visually, feed him and support him financially. What do you think he brings to the table?
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The only “mystery” here is who ordered the hit on Epstein. No reasonable person believes that he wasn’t murdered. The fact that his death isn’t a murder investigation shows that the perpetrators control the investigation. l.smartnews.com/p-7RmtKD3X/d...
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Epstein Mystery Deepens After Prison Guard's Bombshell Testimony (The Daily Beast)
The unanswered questions surrounding Jeffrey Epstein's death just got murkier after a prison guard who was on duty that night opened up to in...
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
That’s hilarious. The loser who initiated January 6th is talking about death and destruction in DC. l.smartnews.com/p-7Pz2T7CU/r...
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Trump says judge who blocked his ballroom will be responsible for ‘Death and Destruction’ if there is an attack on DC (The Independent)
President Donald Trump believes calamity will come to Washington, D.C.if his ballroom isn’t finished on time, and he threatened to hold a federal judge who i...
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 01/06/2026
Ossoff: "This is what small men like Donald Trump and JD Vance and Stephen Miller will never understand. That our national greatness flows not through our blood or our genes, but through our ideas. Americans are not a race, we're a people united not by ethnicity, but by our shared convictions."
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
She thinks that trump is throwing money at a problem and hoping it goes away? That’s a really interesting way to explain him blatantly robbing the US tax payers.
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Put his huge orange face on a roll of toilet paper. I’d love to smear his face each time I had a bowel movement l.smartnews.com/p-7OkPuoZa/G...
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Trump admin planning to potentially put president's image on commemorative $250 bill (CNN)
This photo US Rep. Andy Barr posted to X on January 8, 2026, shows him and US Treasurer Brandon Beach, right, holding a mock-up of a $250 bill that features ...
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
l.smartnews.com/p-7OjaYml2/4... Ugh. trump has Lindsey Graham on a leash and walks him around in the most degrading manner possible. What a pathetic excuse for a human being. On his knees begging for scraps. trump has a lot of sycophants but Linds is especially sickening.
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Lindsey Graham branded ‘pathetic’ for saying Nobel Peace Prize should be renamed Trump Prize (The Independent)
Senator Lindsey Graham has been branded “pathetic” after he called for the Nobel Peace Prize to be renamed after President Trump. ​ Graham made the remark wh...
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Giants fans aren’t happy at all. They thought he was getting fired
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Rodgers was their best option?
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Is CNN an actual news outlet or is it a local bar where drunkies just yell and scream over each other?
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Dallas started out so strong in this draft and everything since has been reach, reach, reach
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Dallas had two chances to take Keionte Scott and takes a shaky offensive lineman whose highlight tape is him getting beaten regularly.
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
There wasn’t a team in the league willing to give up more than two 3rds for Greenard?
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Chiefs wanted an athletic, under productive defensive tackle. Mission accomplished!
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is the beginning. That’s how you start to dismantle a dictatorship. Take note MAGA! Everything you steal and hoard now will be taken away.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 14/04/2026
Mark Carney and the Liberals are projected to secure a majority government in Canada, crossing the 172-seat threshold after key by-election wins—including a commanding victory in University–Rosedale. 🇨🇦
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Here’s real life right here. The poor woman has to work long hours to appease the McDonald’s franchise and deliver that slop to the likes of this buffoon. The bourgeoisie at its finest! Gluttony, sloth, impotence, and their disdain for the working class.
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Can I ask? Why are Rueben Bain’s arms such a concern? He can’t be the anomaly? It’s like saying Wembanayama won’t be a success because Manute Bol and Shawn Bradley were tall and not successful
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It’s an anti drone gun
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
That seems like a set up. I’ll bet they hired that girl to act the fool and jump up and down. MAGA thinks that’s a great publicity opportunity but it’s just so awkward and ridiculous.
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Does Ron Johnson even understand what he just said? So the US population is heavily armed, does Ron think the population should “rise up” against a tyrannical dictatorship?
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
In 1986, Freddie Mercury sang “Tavaszi szél” in Budapest, uniting Hungary in a moment of joy and hope. Today, that song is the anthem of the opposition Tisza Party — a symbol of renewal. Hungary’s future must be chosen with courage, proudly with the EU 🇪🇺, not in Russia’s shadow. 🇭🇺🎤
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Yes and you should be too
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
In contrast to the coverup of the EPSTEIN crimes here in America, there are ongoing investigations in the UK, France, Turkey, Poland, Latvia & Lithuania that is sure to expose his central, filthy role in the largest crimes against humanity case in world history. #AccountabilityIsComing
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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
But why pay top dollar for a running back when they could potentially draft Love in the first round? Kansas City is in cap misery right now so why pay Walker when there are cheaper options?
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