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derangedme

@derangedme.bsky.social
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Love squirrels, dogs & cats; family, sometimes. people ... meh. Glad I live in blue state with water and ground that behaves. Encounter folks who don’t read or believe anything but certain podcasts but they’re sure they’re gonna get cheap eggs real soon

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With fuel shortages, Iran should choose the closer Mar-a-Lago.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nah, he's just been watching those Michael Jackson videos again.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
July 4th Fireworks with American Flag
ALT: July 4th Fireworks with American Flag
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought he was 100% against migrants.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We just came back from early voting. They saw daughter had requested mailed ballot (sent to school) & said make sure to destroy it. I said, don't worry, we only vote once - - we're not Republicans.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fox = Trump administration = Fox is the updated circle jerk.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Favorite because he's the only one who would ever spend time with the nutjob.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay, I feel stupid now. Daughter came up from SIU to vote early, we all trooped to temporary early voting location ... and found they maintain different hrs than permanent early voting locations, meaning they were open for 3 hrs on Saturday morn. She'll try vote by mail with fingers crossed.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saturday Sampler: cat treats! Even if you won't use this it's an awesome donation to yr local food pantry. Sometimes free food & treats are the only things keeping much-loved pets from shelters. deranged.me/saturday-sam...
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Saturday Sampler: cat treats! - deranged.me
Jewel’s Saturday Sampler this week is a FREE pouch of Friskies Lil Lickables.  Add by Sunday and redeem by Monday.  Detail shows a couple of varieties.  Click on the U™ account link.  Wow, I don’t thi...
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good thing this household is voting early tomorrow. Daughter spent one day in transit from college and will spend the same time returning ... it's important enough that her voice be heard.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs is at it again. Getting "almost" $100 ain't gonna do shit for my Medicare Part B premiums. Oh, but then I'll have all those other checks he's promised. And wtf with quotation marks all the time?
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Realistically, a half-eaten cheeseburger would easily beat him.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope it was a c-section.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
… don’t bother, they’re here
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oooh, talk dirty to me!
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Walgreens: 6 Free 5×7 Photo Cards - you'l have a couple of days to use this new code. deranged.me/walgreens-6-...
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Walgreens: 6 Free 5x7 Photo Cards - deranged.me
Get 6 Premium Photo Cards at Walgreens for FREE with promo code FREE6 and in-store pick up. Code is valid through 10/1.  The Walgreens APP is wonky (not accepting code for many folks) so use the above...
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Has he never heard the phrase You get what you pay for?
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm in!
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So the Go-Go's "Vacation" is the soundtrack of their lives?
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If that $10,000 check is added to all the checks they're already waiting on from the administration, they're gonna be ... in exactly the same hellhole is before with higher electric rates, less water and a noise that'll make Amazon drones sound enticing.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All that money and she still looks like a dried up old prune.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So she’s not been reduced to posting on OnlyFans for rent?
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Accept that Grampa had a new & captive audience for his ravings and wasn't gonna waste it on less-important topics. Hoax, hoax, hoax; stolen elections; highest numbers in polls; winning Iranian war; huge $$ streams from tariffs, those are his greatest hits.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guaranteeing future income streams
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Planning future Mile High Club hookups.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Agree 100%! Can't wait until we vote them out, right?
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wow, love how his head almost completely blends in with the background!
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Which will lead Putin to striking militarily vital shopping centers.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I very much doubt there’s an official dress code for her position. It’s unlikely that she’d want a day off or choose to dress other than she does. She’s living a fantasy of serving someone who is not worthy
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Garthwaynes Praising
ALT: Garthwaynes Praising
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Coming so soon after Patel's bestiality testimony, I'm now wondering what position a Navy Vice Admiral holds (pun intended).
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Banning CNN, etc. from WH only means more leaks, then feigned outrage over Fake Leaks & widespread investigations to discover source of said Fake Leaks. All to distract from insane gas prices, pedo's tariffs & The Epstein Files. Release the Kraken!
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I checked my local Costco this morning & the price was $4.79; tonight I checked and it was $4.99. Damn Biden & Obama, right?
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It was a consensual relationship.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Costco NE Naperville IL location is $4.749 this morning.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn fine movie. Everything was timed almost to the second.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Or definitely in the wrong industry
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Actually, he looks more like the shagee.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’d pay double to keep them away longer
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It would go against family tradition
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
nah, ignorant shit
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I thought adding Trump's name to a building or company was the fast track to bankruptcy. how many times has it happened now?
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Once sanity returns, we can demolish the hideous ballroom, arch & whatever else twinkie decides to build, then break the rubble into paperweights and sell them to the MAGA faithful as memento mori.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Walgreens: more cheap Charmin w/ P&G. I spent $46 + tax and earned $25 in Walgreens cash. More money for nail polish :) deranged.me/walgreens-mo...
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Walgreens: more cheap Charmin w/ P&G - deranged.me
The last P&G deal offered a Visa gift card, but this gives you Walgreens cash:  $15 plus another $10 when you hit the $50 threshold.  This is a P&G promotion, so if you’re not a Charmin fan or are qui...
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
But at least she had a valid excuse to not attend, right? win-win
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
SNL needs to immediately write a Black Jeopardy with all these GOP non-racists. But don’t make The Good Chair one of the prizes as long as Vance is playing
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hope it’s the Last Train to Clarksville
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah, but it's RFK, Jr., so take that with a grain of salt. or an earworm.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Holy crap. I forced myself to watch the entire video; almost wish it had been more of his AI-slop. Every Sunday he goes to church? He's too lazy to watch Mass for Shut-Ins.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Big, strong men with tears in their eyes ... already seen this movie.
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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reserved for those Republicans who could not attend due to proximity issues: Thomas Ross; Matt Bevin; Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell ...
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