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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 1h

I hope it was a c-section.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 2h

… don’t bother, they’re here

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 22h

Oooh, talk dirty to me!

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Has he never heard the phrase You get what you pay for?

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So the Go-Go's "Vacation" is the soundtrack of their lives?

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If that $10,000 check is added to all the checks they're already waiting on from the administration, they're gonna be ... in exactly the same hellhole is before with higher electric rates, less water and a noise that'll make Amazon drones sound enticing.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So she’s not been reduced to posting on OnlyFans for rent?

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Accept that Grampa had a new & captive audience for his ravings and wasn't gonna waste it on less-important topics. Hoax, hoax, hoax; stolen elections; highest numbers in polls; winning Iranian war; huge $$ streams from tariffs, those are his greatest hits.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Planning future Mile High Club hookups.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Agree 100%! Can't wait until we vote them out, right?

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wow, love how his head almost completely blends in with the background!

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Which will lead Putin to striking militarily vital shopping centers.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I very much doubt there’s an official dress code for her position. It’s unlikely that she’d want a day off or choose to dress other than she does. She’s living a fantasy of serving someone who is not worthy

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Coming so soon after Patel's bestiality testimony, I'm now wondering what position a Navy Vice Admiral holds (pun intended).

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Banning CNN, etc. from WH only means more leaks, then feigned outrage over Fake Leaks & widespread investigations to discover source of said Fake Leaks. All to distract from insane gas prices, pedo's tariffs & The Epstein Files. Release the Kraken!

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I checked my local Costco this morning & the price was $4.79; tonight I checked and it was $4.99. Damn Biden & Obama, right?

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It was a consensual relationship.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Actually, he looks more like the shagee.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It would go against family tradition

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I thought adding Trump's name to a building or company was the fast track to bankruptcy. how many times has it happened now?

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Once sanity returns, we can demolish the hideous ballroom, arch & whatever else twinkie decides to build, then break the rubble into paperweights and sell them to the MAGA faithful as memento mori.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

But at least she had a valid excuse to not attend, right? win-win

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

SNL needs to immediately write a Black Jeopardy with all these GOP non-racists. But don’t make The Good Chair one of the prizes as long as Vance is playing

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

gah, I did notice the cheers got quieter after a bit, but then Mike Johnson got a standing ovation, so I'm done. We'll see what Kimmel has to say. 2/2

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Gave up watching Orange Julius on C-Span because it's so weird to watch the smiling Stepford women behind him, grinning and waving cards, even when he makes false after false statement. Prices are down, employment is the greatest in history and his rambling about the b in dumb. 1/2

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Trying to decide whether Trump-a-paloser or Bamboozlefest works better for GOP mid-term conclave. Other suggestions?

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Oh, like you're watching it now? I still think she's gonna get a shot at the WH press secretary vacancy, since those lips are just waiting to lie.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Seriously, I want whatever meds that 🤡 is on because he looks nasty, mumbles like a Dick Tracy criminal, has a puppy eating beans digestive track, swallows crap i wouldn’t feed my dog and yet some how, some way, continues to bust my chops by breathing.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

And just like that we get the new White House Press Secretary.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Weird, 'cause her lips are sure big enough for smackin'

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Also perfect for elderly peepaws who forget who they are.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The only "binding" I'd like to see would be from snowshoes stickng out of his fat ass.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

So, what, the entire GOP should be hanged? Don't think there's enough rope in their kingdom.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

100% favor of mail-in voting, but better in person, early or E Day. Lockdown, we voted by mail; 2 votes received & accepted; daughter's was not. Claimed different signatures. Another mailed vote, same result. Required notarized stmt for 3rd. Then daily checking for acceptance in deep blue state.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

An urgent request for those who pray: Please, please, please be more detailed in your requests because we're losing all the good ones due to paperwork errors.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Then he should hurry & put in his pit crew application now, 'cause come November, he'll be looking for a side hustle.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

While I admit to loving Natalie Harp memes & AI videos, part of me is concerned that this is a seriously unwell woman who is gonna do something tragic when she gets thrown under the bus.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Interesting that someone as aware of an outfit's message chooses to wear red and blue to a public gathering. Hedging her bets?

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Seriously? Musk wouldn't know truth if it bit him in the ass.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Maybe they should be offering this pass to the new crop of air traffic controllers Whiskey Pete has recruited.

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derangedme @derangedme.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

If Trump had worn dark tan suits and put a Tide EVO tile or Downey softener sheet in his back pocket nobody would have suspecteda thing.

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