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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

DENVER, AUTUMN ARRIVES TUESDAY... AT FUCKING LAST. CANNOT WAIT TO REVEL IN SOME OF THESE LOW-60 HIGHS OH IT IS JUST TOO MUCH OH OH OH IT MIGHT EVEN DRIZZLE A LOT WEDNESDAY HELL YES SUN: 82°/58° WHATEVS MON: 82°/49° BLAH TUE: 66°/47° WED: 51°/44° POSSIBLE ALL-DAY SPRINKLES THU: 59°/37° FRI: 60°/38°

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

DENVER, WE KNOW THIS ULTRAHEAT IS ULTRACRAP, WE KNOW CLIMATE CHANGE IS TO BLAME, AND WE KNOW THIS WEEKEND WILL BE MORE OF THE SAME OLD SHIT. YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND: FRI: 87°/58° THE FUQ U SAY? SAT: 84°/62° FU SAT SUN: 81°/56° FU SUN TOO

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

[ai chatbot voice] THIS ISN'T OCTOBER — THIS IS CRAP.

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

DENVER I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I DETEST THE WEATHER WE HAVE COMING. 90 FUCKING DEGREES ON MONDAY. A GOD-DAMNED TRAVESTY. THIS IS ULTRAHEAT, THIS IS CLIMATE CHANGE, THIS IS BULLLLLLLSHIT. SUN: 83°/55° MON: 90°/59° FUCK THIS TUE: 88°/58° FUCK THAT WED: 85°/56° FUCK THIS TOO THU: 81°/53° FRI: 84°/56

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

SO I'M GOING TO DECLARE ANYTHING AT OR ABOVE 80° IN OCTOBER "ULTRAHEAT" BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS BULLLLLLSHIT AND WE COLORADANS DESERVE BETTER (ARIZONA Y'ALL SIGNED UP FOR THIS CRAP). THIS SUCKS! FUCK THIS! MY AC UNIT DID NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS!

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

DEAR 80-DEGREE HIGHS, I'D LIKE TO SAY "IT'S NOT YOU," BUT IT IS. YOUR SEASON IS FINISHED, YOUR TIME IS THROUGH, BUT YET, YOU STICK AROUND. WHY? WHO WANTS YOU HERE?? YOU'RE ANNOYING, UNCOMFORTABLE, AND IT'S JUST GETTING WEIRD. PLEASE LEAVE, SINCERELY, THE PEOPLE OF DENVER

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN [PUTS ON SHADES, HOISTS ROCKET LAUNCHER, AIMS FOR THE SKY]: I'M GOING TO KILL THE SUN.

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

DENVER, THIS IS FUCKED. NOTHING BUT 80°'s FOR THE WEEKEND AND AS FAR AS THE FORECAST CAN SEE. THOSE FAT CATS UP AT BOULDER'S NWS MUST BE LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF! FUCK THEM, FUCK THIS, FUCK IT ALL. FRI: 83°/55° NOPE SAT: 86°/52° NOPE SUN: 83°/56° NOPE AGAIN

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I MEAN, WE HAVE LAST WEEK'S LETTER TO 80 DEGREE HIGHS: bsky.app/profile/did:...

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

DENVER, SURE WE CAN SOMETIMES FEEL FALL IN THE AIR BUT DAMMIT WE DESERVE TO ALWAYS FEEL FALL IN THE AIR. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FORECAST, 80-DEGREE HIGHS! GO BACK TO ARIZONA!! SUN: 84°/61° MON: 72°/57° TUE: 65°/54° WED: 67°/52° RAIN THU: 69°/48° AM RAIN HELLO OCTOBER FRI: 76°/49°

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

NOW THINKING "RIPPED, TANKED, THROTTLED... BUT STILL HORNY (A SEQUEL)" WILL BE MY TELL-ALL FOLLOW-UP

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"BORED, SOBER AND HORNY, A MEMOIR" — MY FIRST BOOK, PROBABLY

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

DENVER WE MAY BE DONE WITH SUMMER BUT.... SUMMER'S NOT DONE WITH US. THE SUBTEXT HERE IS THE WEATHER GODS ARE BORED / SOBER / HORNY AND BLAME US FOR ALL THAT... I MEAN I GET IT, IT'S THE WORST WAY TO BE... AND ALL THREE OF THOSE TOGETHER? YIKES FRI: 73°/55° THUNDERSTORMS? SAT: 85°/55° SUN: 85°/59°

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

DENVER THIS IS AS CLOSE AS WE'VE GOTTEN TO A PERFECT FALL-TEMPERATURE WEEK AND KNOW WHAT? THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING WIN. SUNDAY AND MONDAY ARE PARTICULARLY BEAUTIFUL. SUN: 74°/53° MON: 76°/53° TUE: 79°/58° WED: 78°/56° THU: 78°/55° FRI: 79°/55°

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

THE PEOPLE NEED YOU. BLUESKY IN PARTICULAR NEEDS YOU.

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

HOLY FUKKIN SHIT @weatherpeens.bsky.social IS ON BLUESKY AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS I HAVE BEEN NEGLECT IN FLAGGING PEENS IN THE WEATHER BUT THAT TRAVESTY ENDS NOW.

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

DENVER THE SUMMER IS DYING ... A SLOW FUCKING DEATH. HURRY UP AND DIE YOU SHIT. FRI: 82°/57° THUNDER THUNDER SAT: 79°/53° THUNDER THUNDER SUN: 73°/52° FUCKING LOVE THIS FOR US

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

DENVER, WE DESERVE BETTER THAN THE HEAT WE'VE BEEN HAVING AND TUESDAY, THAT BETTER IS DELIVERED. SURE WE'VE GOT INTERMITTENT THUNDERSTORMS MID-WEEK BUT HOLY HELL I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A DAY LIKE TUESDAY TOOOOO FUKKIN LONG SUN: 93°/68° MON: 87°/55° TUE: 73°/56° WED: 81°/61° THU: 78°/60° FRI: 82°/57°

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A FUCKING FOUR EXTRA DEGREES OF HEAT IN FALL IN DENVER DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE. AND IT'S ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE? IN OUR LIFETIME? FUCK.

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

DENVER THE HOT-ASS BULLSHIT CONTINUES. WE DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS! FUCK CLIMATE CHANGE! FUCK THOSE WHO IGNORE CLIMATE CHANGE!! FRI: 92°/57° FUCK THIS SAT: 84°/58° SURE FUCK THAT SUN: 93°/66° FUCK THIS FOR SURE

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I DON'T KNOW WHY CLIMATE CHANGE IS PISSING ME OFF SO MUCH LATELY ... OH WAIT, I DO: FALL TEMPERATURES IN DENVER WILL BE 4 DEGREES WARMER THAN AVERAGE ACCORDING TO www.climatecentral.org/climate-loca...

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I REALIZE I'VE BEEN POSTING ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE ALL DAY LONG WITHOUT CALLING OUT THE FUCKERS PLAYING A PART — FUCK THAT! LET'S GET SOME COLORADO NAMES IN HERE. CLEAN COAL PEOPLE. SUNCOR ENERGY EXECS WYA. WHO AM I MISSING.

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

AND THEN THINK OF HOW THIRTY YEARS FROM NOW WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT HOW GOOD WE HAD IT IN 2026 AND WE SHOULDA BEEN FUCKING THANKFUL FOR JUST A TWO DEGREE SHIFT. dnr.wisconsin.gov/climatechang...

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The Science of Climate Change | The world is warming | Wisconsin DNR

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

JUST REMEMBER ALL THESE TEMPERATURES WOULD BE TWO DEGREES COOLER WITHOUT CLIMATE CHANGE. www.climatecentral.org/climate-loca...

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

DENVER IT IS SEPTEMBER AND WE DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS. YES I KNOW WE LIVE IN COLORADO. YES I CAN AND WILL BITCH ABOUT THIS CRAP. YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT: SUN: 91°/67° MON: 90°/63° TUE: 89°/60° WED: 84°/59° THU: 92°/62° FRI: 92°/61°

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

SOMEBODY PUT IN AN EMERGENCY REQUEST WITH THE WEATHER GODS GET THEM TO REVERSE THIS DECISION ASAP I'M NOT FREAKING JOKING I DON'T CARE HOW MANY SPLIFFS AND RIM JOBS IT TAKES THIS HEAT CANNOT STAND

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

DENVER, THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT. WE GET A HANDFUL OF THREE DAY WEEKENDS EVERY YEAR. BUT FOR SOOOOME REASON, ON THIS ONE, THE FAT CATS UP AT BOULDER'S NWS TOOK A JUICY SHIT-SPLOOGE ALL OVER WITH THIS UNREASONABLE, UNSEASONABLE 90-PLUS DEGREE WEEKEND. FRI: 94°/65° SAT: 93°/65° SUN: 92°/67° MON: 90°/64°

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

MAN, FUCK CLIMATE CHANGE DEEP IN ITS SCORCHY BLISTERING ANUS. (SOURCE www.climatecentral.org/climate-loca...)

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

DENVER IT'S STILL HOT OUT BUT WELL I GUESS IT COULD BE HOTTER? I MEAN, FUCK THE SUN FOREVER, AND FUCK WHATEVER DEGREE OR TWO CLIMATE CHANGE IS ADDING HERE.... THINK OF HOW NICE THE WORLD WOULD BE WITHOUT THAT SHIT.... SUN: 86°/64° MON: 83°/63° TUE: 84°/62° WED: 89°/61° THU: 92°/61° FRI: 92°/64°

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

FU SUN U 2 HOT TODAY U GOTTA WORK ON URSELF BEFORE YOU COME SCORCHING OUR LIVES LIKE THIS SMH

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

DENVER IT'S A LITTLE BIT SCORCHY OUT THERE FOR MY LIKINGS, AND IT'S ONLY GETTING SCORCHIER... SOMEBODY NEEDS TO ASK THE WEATHER GODS TO TUNE IT DOWN A LITTLE MAMMA'S GOT SOME YARD WORK TO DO THIS WEEKEND. FRI: 94°/67° SAT: 90°/65° SUN: 88°/64°

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

DENVER THE THREAT OF THUNDERSTORMS HANGS OVER THIS ENTIRE WEEK, BUT OTHER THAN THAT SHIT'S MORE OR LESS FINE, NOTHIN TO COMPLAIN ABOUT, CARRY ON ETC YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: SUN: 93°/67° MON: 91°/64° TUE: 88°/62° WED: 86°/62° THU: 90°/63° FRI: 93°/65°

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

DENVER IT'S A SCORCHY ONE TODAY, I'D LOVE TO TELL YOU THIS IS LAST OF THE UPPER-90 DEGREE TEMPERATURES BUT WE ALL KNOW THE ULTRAHEAT CAN STRIKE AT ANY TIME (MAY THROUGH OCTOBER). YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND: FRI: 98°/67° FUCK THIS SAT: 91°/65° SUN: 90°/67°

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Been a while since I said this but Rockies… yikes

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

^ that's me trying my best "Denver Snow impersonates Denver's Fucking Weather" impersonation.

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE WELL WISHES TO ALL THE RAPSCALLIONS OUT THERE DOING HIJINX IN DENVER THIS LATE AFTERNOON / EARLY EVENING.

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I HAVE A FEELING WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE ULTRAHEAT FOR [CHECKS WATCH] THE REST OF OUR GOD-DAMNED LIVES. bsky.app/profile/denv...

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

GOOD MORNING TO ALL MY LOVERS, MY HATERS AND MY GRUDGINGLY-TOLERATE-THIS-ACCOUNT'ERS.

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

DENVER WHO'S UP FUCKING EARLY? THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE TODAY (AND THIS MORNING IN PARTICULAR) IS THE BEST IT GONNA GET. A LIL' HOT THE REST OF THE WEEK, A LIL' WET, BUT IT'S AUGUST SO FUCKING DEAL. SUN: 83°/61° MAYBE STORMS MON: 92°/66° TUE: 94°/65° WED: 89°/63° MAYBE STORMS THU: 89°/65° FRI: 95°/65°

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

oh no when tf did I start impersonating Denver Snow how did this happen fuckity fuck

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