David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 25/04/2026The extended version - imgur.com/hrOEVhcimgur.comimgur.comDiscover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gifs, inspiring stories, viral videos, and ... 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Now, I don't know about all y'all, but I can never look at that lady again without seeing poop on her nose. 010 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 31/10/2025@jefftiedrich.bsky.social The word for 2025 is 'vague' - “Calvinball has only one rule: There are no fixed rules.” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/30/m...nytimes.comIn the Trump Presidency, the Rules Are Vague. That Might Be the Point. 031 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Sorry, Blob Job - we're don't get triggered like the Newsmax viewers who voted for the golf cheat. 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Re: this picture - is that the ghost of marriages past on the right? 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Best record of 1978? Tough call - so many classic albums released that year. 100 0
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David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 29/03/2025She's also averaging one album every 5.2 years, so, you know, it's quality over quantity. 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 03/01/2025#Elonia will blame it on anfifa on his #twix. Nothing to see here citizen, move along. 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Nuclear submarines with rabbit heads? Penguins talking to Kim jong-un? Flying fish actually going into orbit? That's all I can think of atm 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 01/01/2025youtu.be/mmo3HFa2vjg?... Always good adviceyoutu.bePublic Enemy - Fight The Power (Official Music Video)YouTube video by PublicEnemyVEVO 010 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Hey, thanks, Elonia. You will not win. youtu.be/vfowA1lg2G8?...youtu.beWelcome To The TerrordomeYouTube video by Public Enemy - Topic 020 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I'm going to stay positive here. Led Zeppelin reunion. 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Smart man. Stay invisible. Otherwise, Elonia will find you and crush your head with his tiny billionaire fingers. 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 31/12/2024But now you'll never know. Doesn't that keep you up at night? It's a lose-lose dream. How big was the elephant, anyway? Sometimes they can be very small, and just sit on your nose for a while, which kind of sounds like fun. 110 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 30/12/2024When will everyone realize it's not the orange moron posting this shit, it's that weirdo Odd Job guy. 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 30/12/2024He's at the secret face clinic with Gaetz. They will both emerge looking even more fabulous. 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Great. BlueSky all bots now. Thanks, Elonia. I guess you can fuck up anything when you're a billionaire 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I think Roku TV remotes should have, like, 100 more buttons. That might do the trick 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 29/12/2024youtu.be/895eSm4oQRw?...youtu.beMonty Python The French TauntYouTube video by CzyLoon 010 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Hmm. Gives bring your dog to work day a whole new meaning 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 29/12/2024You got to go way underground. Like way, way underground. A whole lot deeper than you would like to be. 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Elonias bots have already infested the blue sky. Oh well. Expect the worst, but always hope for the best 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 28/12/2024There have always been Elonias. Ever seen a puppet show? 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 28/12/2024If you are addicted to insults, well... your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries 0153 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 27/12/2024If you try to understand it, then you will not understand. - The Sphinx 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Imma just leave this hereyoutu.beSt. Vincent - The Melting Of The Sun (Live On SNL)YouTube video by StVincentVEVO 010 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 26/12/2024The Deep State is dead. Long live The Shallow State® 2025 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Just a little Christmas cheer from one of the best bands everyoutu.beThe Attractions - Arms RaceYouTube video by Taffeta Rose 010 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Yep. Merry Christmasyoutu.beThe Beatles - Free As A BirdYouTube video by TheBeatlesVEVO 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 21/12/2024There's some lovely filth down hereyoutu.beMonty Python - Repressed CitizenYouTube video by Weidmoo 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 21/12/2024And that's all I have to say about thatyoutu.beThe Damned - Smash It Up Parts 1 & 2 (Official Audio)YouTube video by Ace Records 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 21/12/2024What's old is new again. Againtwainquotes.comMark Twain quotations - Congress 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 19/12/2024That's a good one to start with. Clusterfuckface. Will get past the censors. For now. Chunkbutter. This will confuse the AI Shizzpizzle! Rolls off the tongue and is nice. Also confuses the AI Fishbucket! That one will confound even the most complicated quantum computers ever invented. 110 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 19/12/2024@stereid.bsky.social vegan is a swear word in many languages 210 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 19/12/2024#OrangeMoronTeam The people that want to deport the other people that pick all their food and build all their houses and rebuild all of their houses after national disasters and wash their dishes at restaurants, etc. I think Orange Moron Team pretty much fits the bill here #jefftiedrich.bsky.social 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 09/12/2024There is no try. There is either do, or do not - Abraham Lincoln 120 0
Reposted by David ZeroJudd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Elon Musk has 12 kids and spent Thanksgiving with Donald Trump 986157863211 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Yeah, thanks a lot, Jeff.media.tenor.coma cartoon of beavis and butthead with the words " you ruined it "ALT: a cartoon of beavis and butthead with the words " you ruined it " 000 0
David Zero @dent42.bsky.social · 28/11/2024The extra o is perfect and should be the preferred spelling from now on. 050 0
