Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Teachers—how long are we going to relax? When’s the first day back at school? #EduSky 0150
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 23/12/2025A school’s definition of insanity: “Test scores didn’t improve, so this year we’re rolling out the exact same program… but with a new logo, a new acronym, and a mandatory PD called ‘Bold Change 2.0.’” #EduSky 190
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Any California teachers here? 🤗🤗🤗 #EduSky 041
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Teacher friends, for years every new “innovation” has only made us more overloaded and unhappy — less time, more bureaucracy. But this time it’s different. I’m developing an app that simplifies lesson prep. Could you please give it a like on the hackathon page? devpost.com/software/slo... #EduSkydevpost.comSlonig - free tutoring at schoolsStudying at school is boring and useless — every time you ask a teacher a question, they have no time to answer. Asking your friend is an option, but they’re bad at teaching. Slonig makes them good. 010
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Teachers are victims of the system no less than children are. denslon.substack.com/p/a-saurons-...denslon.substack.com#A – Sauron’s Ring of EducationI am a living example that education doesn’t work. 000
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Do you also sometimes feel that teaching feels like walking against the wind? #EduSky 010
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 30/09/2025The school year just started, but it already feels like it’s been going on forever. So, dear teachers… exactly how many days are left until break? #EduSky 030
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Teachers are not lab rats to be experimented on. Do you agree? #EduSky 020
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 25/09/2025What’s the single best idea to make literacy work better at your school? I’m gathering ideas for our grant application to the EIR program. #edusky 000
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Four words you need to know about explaining: “Explaining does not work.” Didn’t catch it? You know why? Because explaining doesn’t work. #EduSky 040
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 09/06/2025#EduSky, If I gave a professor $400K, they wouldn’t accept it. Why? Because they don’t know me. So far, I’ve written 12 grant applications requesting over $10 million to change how the school system is organized. 110
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Schools are breaking teachers. I’m fighting for them. Please help me reach the professors who taught you in university—we need to change how pedagogy is taught. Like, repost, and share. Let’s fix the system together! #EduSky 020
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 04/06/2025“I developed an eye twitch from the stress”—that’s not a rare story in education. #EduSky 020
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Some of the worst teacher stress comes from... other teachers. 120
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Some teachers quietly record conversations. Not because they want to—but because it's their only protection. #EduSky 070
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Teachers whisper their struggles in break rooms because speaking up can cost them their job. #EduSky 030
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Teachers teach through fear: fear of lawsuits, fear of retaliation, fear of admin. 130
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Every year, more is asked of teachers—while giving less to support them. 0132
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Teachers are expected to perform miracles, with no time, no support, and no safety net. I’m going to fix it with Slonig. #EduSky 030
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Teachers are drowning—but expected to smile and say, “I’m fine.” #EduSky 070
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Teachers are told to differentiate for every student—but given no time to breathe. #EduSky 0120
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Behind the smile of a teacher is a twitch, a panic attack, or a tear no one sees. #EduSky 050
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 30/04/2025If a teacher says, “I don’t feel safe in my classroom,” believe them. Then ask what you can do to help. #EduSky 0111
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025We don’t need perfect kids or perfect teachers. We need partnerships based on respect, honesty, and shared goals. #EduSky 0110
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 27/04/2025The best teacher is the one whose name children don't even remember, because the teacher allows them to communicate with each other rather than just with the teacher. #EduSky 060
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Let’s stop making teachers choose between doing what’s right for the class and keeping their job. They’re stuck in a no-win situation. #EduSky 193
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Some parents want AI to teach their kids, while others are afraid of AI in schools. The fact is, we still use faxes in schools. No rush. #EduSky 070
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 25/04/2025The teachers who stay aren’t staying because it's easy. They're staying because they care. But they shouldn’t have to sacrifice their mental health to do it. #EduSky 070
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 24/04/2025One supportive email to your child's teacher can turn their entire week around. Try it. They’ll never forget it. #EduSky 071
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 23/04/2025The fact that teachers are going viral for talking about their trauma should be a national emergency, not a trending topic. #EduSky 010
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Schools are not broken because of teachers. Schools are breaking teachers. #EduSky 052
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Teachers are not superheroes. They are people who are breaking under the pressure of doing everything for everyone. #EduSky 030
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Teaching is the only profession where you're blamed for how others behave—and also not allowed to enforce consequences. #EduSky 040
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Teachers: "I assigned that 2 weeks ago." Student: "You never told us!" Parent: "How dare you surprise my child with a deadline!" And scene. #EduSky 071
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 20/04/2025When teachers say “things are worse,” it’s not nostalgia. It’s lived experience. And they’re trying to warn us. #EduSky 060
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 19/04/2025When a teacher shares that they're struggling, please don't say, "You knew what you were signing up for." The job has changed drastically. I want to make it less exhausting. I'm looking for a teacher or a partner school in Europe to apply for a $3M grant. Please contact me. #EduSky 090
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 18/04/2025When a teacher shares they’re struggling, please don’t say, “You knew what you were signing up for.” The job has changed drastically. #EduSky 052
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Teachers, I need your help! I’m looking for a teacher or partner school in Europe to apply for a $3M European Commission grant. The deadline is May 2025. If you're interested, please contact me or leave a comment below. Please repost! #EduSky 032
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Sometimes the best way to support your child is to partner with their teacher—not to fight them. #EduSky 050
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Classroom vibe check: 20% learning, 80% “please stop licking the whiteboard.” #EduSky 021
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 16/04/2025What does your face look like after explaining the same thing to the same student for the tenth time? #EduSky 220
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Why do students forget? Maybe they just don’t care. However, there’s a hack to help them remember: they should create the problems they’re going to solve themselves. This builds a kind of superego within them that protects ideas from being forgotten. #EduSky 231
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Respecting teachers doesn't mean demonizing kids or parents. It means acknowledging that we all have a role in building healthy classroom culture. #EduSky 050
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Why do teachers leave mid-year? Hint: It’s not for the luxury resort lifestyle. #EduSky 140
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Today’s teachers: part educator, part hostage negotiator, part stand-up comic. All for $38,000 and a bag of Skittles on Teacher Appreciation Week. #EduSky 061
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 14/04/2025I’m on a mission to make teachers’ lives easier—by letting students do more of the teaching! When kids teach and hold each other accountable, teachers get to breathe, focus, and stay sane in today’s wild school world. #EduSky 020
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Why does everybody give advice to teachers? Why not try giving advice to dentists or airplane pilots while sitting in economy class? Teaching is unique. What makes it even more unique is that we get paid even when we can’t guarantee results. Half the country can barely read. #EduSky 150
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 13/04/2025A divorced educator, searching for the best approaches to parenting and teaching, finds love and transforms public education worldwide. Read it for free — link in bio. #EduSky 030
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Teachers didn’t quit because of money. They quit because their classroom started feeling like a WWE ring without rules. #EduSky 150
Den Slon | Teaching & Parenting @denslon.bsky.social · 13/04/2025No, “kids have always been like this” isn’t a valid excuse. The classroom climate has changed—and pretending otherwise helps no one. #EduSky 181