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Roger Kangaroo

@denis-devlin.bsky.social
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Born at a young age, grew up, got old. The true measure of a society is how it treats those least able to look after themselves. And cats are evil... I know, I own 2. Apparently I am a Google Truffle Pig.

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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
351 Cleveland making somewhere north of 400 horses, top loader, 9 inch diff. Bulletproof.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just remember as you are watching this, first gear 50 miles an hour, second gear a bit over 80. Check out how long it takes to get it into third gear, not very long... They are an absolute beast of a machine.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is a closed road event we have here in Australia. These things are just mad, the shaker in the bonnet gives you an idea of just how much torque is being generated, they were absolute weapons. THE fastest four door production car in the world. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Oi2...
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Drew & Ella Kent at Longford - XY Falcon GT
YouTube video by Targa Tasmania
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bogan Christmas. How not to set a lap record... www.youtube.com/watch?v=idpi...
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Bathurst '83- Dick Johnson's GREENS-TUF Falcon's Qualifying Crash.💪🇦🇺
YouTube video by Mr357Cleveland
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bogan Christmas. 1000 kilometres around a mountain. This is just stunning. ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGyk...
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TENmotorsport There's nothing like it This is Mount Panorama This is Bathurst
YouTube video by BIZPIX1
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bogan Christmas is upon us! The Bathurst 1000 approaches. Here is a quick "how to set a lap record." www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA7D...
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Bathurst 2010 - Onboard Craig Lowndes 2:06,8012 Record Lap
YouTube video by vlnfreak24
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Prior to that day, our greatest contribution was fertilizing the African Savannah as Hyena shit. Be proud of what you carry, it is a superpower.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You do realise you carry the legacy of the greatest evolutional advantage even given to any species? We carry the genes of the first hominid who thought it might be fun to pick up something and run AT a predator and not AWAY from it. On that day we stopped being prey and became predator.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just tell them that you are going out for the day, don't tell them where or why, just do it. We are absorbing the 4 senses that pass through our Thalamus all at once, we don't single out one sensory input out of our consciousness, we listen to them all, we look at stuff differently.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Take an ADHD mate up there and get them to explain what they are seeing. It will give you a whole different take on the landscape. Could not be more serious, if you are interested, I'll tell you why.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Serious here, I went from around 85 kilos, down to an even 70, not much fat on this old roo, running pretty lean here. A girl randomly visited, yeah, it happens, and she asked if i had it extended, i shit you not! 😋😂🤣
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's like having a V8 and pulling two spark plug leads off... Girls, for the love of all that is good in this world, tell your fella you like long dicks and put your man on a diet. You will not only save a shit ton on food, you will end up with a flexible horn dog fella. 👍 💯
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just curious...
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just asked a dog, he told me coexistence was possible if done in the one body... 😋
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Only up until they fart! 😋😂🤣
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They are doing near 170 miles an hour down that straight...
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Most of this model comprised some fairly pedestrian taxis and government fleet vehicles. But Ford Australia hot rodded a fucking taxi and turned it into what was THE fastest four door production car in the world. And they look, to me anyways, as sexy AF. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOLI...
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XY GTHO Falcon smashes Mustangs and Camaros at Bathurst
YouTube video by ThatBathurstChannel
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Read this. It was the complete package. Unknown horsepower somewhere north of 400. Built for one reason, to win a race round a mountain. It stopped, it cornered, it drove like it was on fucking rails. The very best of what we made. www.whichcar.com.au/features/cla...
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Classic Wheels: HO down the Hume | Ford Falcon GT HO
Wheels' 1971 review of the Ford Falcon GT-HO Phase III was written straight, withholding details of the author’s high-speed research. Here is the story of the Hume Highway drive behind it, originally ...
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's number 2 Lisa, we are not, for want of a better word, God, and we don't have the divine privilege to choose who lives and dies.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I blame the paleo diet for her condition... 🤔
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And this attitude is very much what your current administration has. You are not "free", might of been once, now you're just a bunch of human cattle to be exploited.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I oppose the death penalty for a lot of reasons, but the main one is this. The people own the government, the government does not own the people. And the minute the government is able to "dispose" of people it doesn't like, is the exact same moment the people become nothing more than human cattle.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had a mate was a kid during the Blitz in East End London, and he told me during the worst of it, the only meat they could get was whale. "Tastes like shit, but it is better than starving" was his honest appraisal.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sounds about right...
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends." "I'll be in the bar..."
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ouch! 🫤
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Syd, in the 12 months I was over there, I saw a LOT of shredded rubber. You could smell them as you were coming up from miles back. And you kept well away from them too. 50 pounds of a piece of tyre would do a bit of damage to a bloke on a bike. Company drivers pulling someone else's trailer eh?
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Birdie, the obvious solution when you lost leg privileges was survival, first and foremost girl! 😳 Without knowing more, I would suggest eating the cake immediately to ensure you have sufficient calorific intake to get you through your legs mysteriously not working. The girls will understand. 👍
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this... just this. "told me - in a slightly haunted way ..." 😳 Frightening!
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh this is just gold, I am actually learning something here! 👍 So, let me get this right, no outside bog, they just scooted out in the dark and dropped a log wherever it was convenient. 🫤 Interesting little glimpse into their life. No wonder they didn't have newspapers, nowhere to read it! 😋🤣
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aiden, I have actually seen the boil water in a bucket with hot rocks thingie done while camping. I will admit to standing there looking a bit stunned at how well it worked. Pretty sure I declared it "smoke and mirrors" at the time. Yeah, bucket bathing is feasable.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe the lack of evidence is the evidence Steve? I'm only guessing, but... If they had a permanent outside bog, I am sorta thinking it would of show up in some archaeology somewhere, sometime, on a dig. Man, there is no way I am walking round there in the dark in my bare feet! 😳
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aiden, where's the bath in that house? 🤔 ... wonder how they kept clean and where their water for drinking was stored. More to the point, how'd they get their water? Where'd they poop? No one ever mentions where the bog is...
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bwhaha! 🤣 oh wait... 🤔 Is someone putting ranch on nuggets? 😳 This just got serious! 😋
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The bit about it was basically 6 years pay for a Roman Soldier sort of puts its value in perspective.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like this! 🤗
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Perhaps... maybe, ummm, they dug a hole and stood them up? 🤔
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Interesting to see the footprint of the temple, gives me a realisation of how impressive they would be, always imagined them as much smaller for some reason. Cheers and thanks for the pic. 👍
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have heard they put in extras for the 6G and AI, you might want to consider that... See picture.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You may have been given the older 4G vax from the back of the fridge, I'd check that if I were you, hope you didn't pay too much. ... happens more than you think, sometimes they slip in vaccines without any G at all.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"and I speak teenage boy now." Seriously impressed, took me 5 years and 3 kids before I could understand number 4 and 5. 👍 Shut up and take my money, I am off to get a flu shot!
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shoosh you... Everything is OK. 👍 Our plan is working... mwuahaha! 🤗 Shit! did I just say that out loud? 😳
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paleo Diet Update. Diet in the paleolithic basically consisted of anything in front of you, 3 day old hyena kills, berries from bushes with tigers in them, beached whales, any animal slower than a human, even your neighbours when times got tough. 🤔 I do not recommend a Paleo Diet. 🫤
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your eyes mate... I have to get that stoned to go out in public too. Nobody feeds ME an ice cream though... 😒
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wow, just wow...
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Romano Celtic temples are pretty rare aren't they?
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I thoroughly approve of anyone trying to make their life better for themselves Birdie. 👍 Plus, whether you need it or not, a walk is just good for the soul. It is real me time.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In celebration of the festival of the boot, our football grand final, have some very young Paul Kelly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtzY...
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Paul Kelly - Leaps and Bounds (Official Video)
YouTube video by Paul Kelly
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, one last thought. And as a comparison, grab your favorited anvil hammer and measure how many joules you are putting into your blades. ... be interesting to know what a rolling pin would do! 🤣
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Perhaps get someone to hand swing the maces? I recommend a blacksmith, do you know one? 😋🤣 *cheeky bugger Mate, let's see you swing some maces and find out the optiumum length, weight and balance. You already have the muscle memory to produce absolute scary joule numbers, let's see it! 👍
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