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Roger Kangaroo

@denis-devlin.bsky.social
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Born at a young age, grew up, got old. The true measure of a society is how it treats those least able to look after themselves. And cats are evil... I know, I own 2. Apparently I am a Google Truffle Pig.

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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just curious...
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sounds about right...
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends." "I'll be in the bar..."
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like this! 🤗
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have heard they put in extras for the 6G and AI, you might want to consider that... See picture.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shoosh you... Everything is OK. 👍 Our plan is working... mwuahaha! 🤗 Shit! did I just say that out loud? 😳
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paleo Diet Update. Diet in the paleolithic basically consisted of anything in front of you, 3 day old hyena kills, berries from bushes with tigers in them, beached whales, any animal slower than a human, even your neighbours when times got tough. 🤔 I do not recommend a Paleo Diet. 🫤
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As a grumpy old curmudgeon, I approve of Tod's expansion of insults to my repertoir. I'll just grab my hat and coat and let myself out, OK?
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I recommend the brand Pfaff, simply because at some point in your life you will be able to make the joke about, Is it P before the F or the P comes after the F... 😋 I'll just grab my hat and coat and let myself out, OK?
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Le French will never let him succeed! To the baguette cannon!
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
IQ of 150... How do they look at the rest of the world? If we mark 150 as the current "average" of 100, that means those who currently have 100 IQ, will be adjusted downwards down to just over 66 IQ. 70 IQ is considered borderline retarded. To them, the average person is borderline retarded.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Beer, is there anything it can't do?
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I would plonk myself in "Curmudgeons Corner" and complain about stuff I don't like. I'm just grabbing my hat and coat, see you down there.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
On behalf of most Australians I would like to sincerely apologise to the world for Raygun. We are sorry. It won't happen again.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't care what anybody else thinks, but the cars in here are fucking art! ... and I'll fight you for it.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
if you could pry me out of this first...
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sunday Cruiser... I would so make this my every day driver.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
BOOK REVIEW Gone With the Wind Margaret Mitchell, 1936. It's rubbish, don't bother, too long and boring and predictable. Next week I will review War and Peace, cheers! Roger.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
mother nature has a sense of humour!
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wonder if there are any statistics to prove my hypothesis that Republicans are, on average, fatter than Democrats... 🤔 Oh wow, look what I just found! I chose this as todays rabbit hole to go down. It was the only one available, all the rest are full!
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Leopards are naturally curious...
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today was the 21,863rd time in a row I haven't woken up with polio! or measles... or mumps I am also old enough to remember going to school with some kids a bit older than me wearing callipers. Poor bastards were amongst the last to cop a dose of polio before the vaccines.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
500 bucks! Wut!? Bloody inflation... Cynibear, I remember the good old days, I paid 180 bucks for one of these, and a box of beer for a new slant 6 for it when a big end let go doing close to 50 mph in first... 😳
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
hey Dhvrpicus, sound advice about the bio bomb, but looking at the pic, do you think we should upgrade that to some sort of thermonuclear bomb? 😋 After the power washing I would recommend using this automotive product to bring out that like new shine. 👍
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Street Art. Moe Victoria Australia. On a cold and windy winter morning.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Street art. Moe Victoria Australia. On a bleak cold mid winters morning.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hey, here's something to stick the Barra in, a factory 4WD ford ute from 70/71 or so.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"The Ford Barra engine first started appearing in Australian Ford cars in mid-2002, debuting with the launch of the BA-series Ford Falcon." This should eliminate the 25 year import restrictions into the states. This is a BA.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I find when I am having "stability issues", grabbing a stool and leaning on the bar solves it.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
OK, an update on my "spider". A friend rang me immediately he saw my post, and told me to "Get all medieval" on it. Apparently it is NOT a spider but some sort of mite thingie whatsit that will actually damage the plant. Cont...
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
hey all, this has taken three days to build, I am assuming it is a spider. It is the only one in my tent. Now, I figure spiders eat plant eating insects, and not weed so it gets to stay for a while. haven't seen the spider yet. Anyone know what it is? (location south east Victoria Australia.) #420
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I wonder how many Supercar drivers are still gun shy every time they see this? If you ever saw that in your mirror, you just knew you were in deep shit and "where the hell did he come from..?!"
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
a couple of other shots of it.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A local legend here raced one he called, "The Green Eyed Monster". And won a LOT of races with it. If you ever saw this in your mirror, you were in deep shit.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Oh dear, the "army" of fans will be exhausted after the forced march from the Jorvik Viking Festival in York... 😳
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The "army" of fans to attend the Tapestry will be exhausted after the forced march from the Jorvik Viking Festival in York. 🤔
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If I was going to photoshop anything... Yeah, a massive wang. 😂🤣 ... I'll just grab my hat and coat and let myself out, OK?
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Patriot Front. I wonder how many of these "men" have engaged in consensual sex with someone of the other gender..? 🤔 Please, someone show them what a picture of a vagina looks like? 😂🤣 Wonder how the Grinder traffic was in DC that weekend eh? 🫤 Fucking idiots...
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
And here is the whole thing. Geebus that must of been heavy and fragile!
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Read this and just think about it for 30 seconds, then pick up your bloody phone and reach out to someone you know who is doing it hard. In Australia, approximately 3,300 people die by suicide each year, averaging about 9 deaths per day. Totally preventable. Absolute fucking disgrace.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I think just the suggestion of the possibility of Jack Smith being the Attorney General has people shitting their daks in knowing what will be coming at them... And it isn't going to be nice.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hmmm...
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So what? 8,000 years ago, the posts lined up with Venus on some obscure astronomical event Neolithic man needed to know about, or did they point to when the Durotrigues had their late summer festival where there was mead and wenches? Me personally, I think the mead and wenches has more credence.
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I reckon every found monument had their stones, posts placed for purely local situations, plantings, festivals, stuff indigenous to the region. All based on one astronomical event, the solstice. That's why we can't bloody understand them! The reason why one stone is where it is, is lost. Cont...
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Eventually, the tribe works out you plant you Barley at stone 30 and your millet at stone 40, you get good results. You tend to notice stuff like this when death by starvation is the alternative... So they stick 2 more posts in the ground where Barry had put the pebbles. Cont...
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Roger Kangaroo @denis-devlin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Then all of a sudden Barry, yeah, Barry who is a bit simple, and doesn't talk much, but he can lift heavy things... He starts marking the end of the shadow every day with a pebble... I think Barry might have, in his own little way, have been onto something here. Cont...
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