Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I wonder which one of these assholes will be a 'justice' on the supreme court. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Who's gonna make sure the Trump -English-to-Chinese translator does start committing self-harm once this is all over. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026As a a almost-graduate of Trump University and a survivor of explosive diarrhea from Trump Steaks, I can vouch for Trump always keeping his promises. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Greetings from the Islamic Republic of Japan. #Trump 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I approve of your language on this matter. 010
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Watching Obama at the opening of the presidential library genuinely hurts. The gulf between what can be, what we once had, and what currently is, is a bitter pill to swallow. We have stark choices ahead of us. We can do better. We must. #obama 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026He likes to hang around people who are winning cause #TrumpIsALoser Go away LosyMcLoserPants 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Translation: I just bought some stocks/futures/shares and am injecting fake good news into the cycle so i can sell before the bad news gets affirmed. 1191
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Dumdum just made Kimmel's ratings go through the roof. Way to go dumdum 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Good for the 'little kid', not good for the Country where the president appoints people to difficult jobs based on vibes and how well they guzzle his tiny balls. 010
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026She has a point. It's a stupid point. But what can one expect besides that from a stupid person. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I might be naive enough to think that the agentic coding craze might serve as a trojan horse to allow some orgs to refactor their engineering practices. Time will tell 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026How many times did Trump fart in the nearly two hours? 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 20/02/2026How many stages of grief were covered in this video? Sound off in the comments below #scotus #trump #tariffs #ScotusTariffs 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Happy President's Day Mr. Trump!. We honor you with a solemn prayer: "May the fleas of a thousand camels dance on your lips". #trump #presidentsday 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Dear Leader, Your most humble servant would like to submit his entry: 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 07/02/2026"The second most racist thing was when Trump didnt pick me for his VP, despite my exquisite boot licking" 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 31/01/2026In a world of tainted childhood heroes, you, Sir, stand distinguished!. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 28/01/2026That's cause him's retarded. #TrumpIsRetarded 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 27/01/2026media.tenor.coma woman with blue hair is sitting in a pink chair and giving an ok signALT: a woman with blue hair is sitting in a pink chair and giving an ok sign 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 27/01/2026There shall be built a monument to Pretti and Good and the thousands who have been made to suffer. We must pledge this. So we may never forget, not only 'it can happen here', but that 'it is happening here' #pretti #minneapolis 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Nice try. We wont forget you are butt buddies with #Epstein. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 22/01/2026You should have lost the election and been in jail Donold. Maybe then you wouldn't have to worry about the pesky polls. This guy wins everything in the world and whines like a toddler who dropped his ice cream cone. #DementiaDon 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Based on the number of crimes he's committing, he pretty much has to. 000
Reposted by Elbert AinsteinSarah Longwell @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Big week for the "seriously, not literally" crowd. 66602112
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 21/01/202681 Million Americans told him No in 2020 and his brain melted because it is actually made of a few million maggots holding hands. As a result he tried to overthrow the government. So something similar to that. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 02/01/2026media.tenor.coma man wearing a 1982 shirt is dancingALT: a man wearing a 1982 shirt is dancing 010
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 19/12/2025"I dont want to (((crap i just soiled myself))) soil it" 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Because there is no rule that says a president cannot do that. Just like in the movie theatre there are no signs that say 'please do not shit in the seats'. Its generally assumed that mature, stable human beings know how to behave in their environments. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Sometimes the leopard that eats your face is the one you helped raise as a cub. The misery that Trump has unleashed on the world, you helped bring about. I sincerely hope you have learnt your lesson, but I seriously doubt it. #leopard #Marjorie 010
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Some one tell this Asshole that its not your house. Its the peoples house. 010
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Tear it down. Make him watch. Sell the Qatari Jet to pay for it all 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Dear sane future President. Tear down this ball room. P.s. Make Trump watch as you do it. #Scrotus #potus #ballroom 031
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Tariffs are like chainsaws; they aren't good or evil. They are just tools. P.S. Don't give your chainsaw to a toddler. #TrumpIsStupid 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 11/07/2025C'mon! Go easy on her will ya. Ya cant be lookin fabulous and be expected to do yer job. 020
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Yes, he's known by many many big beautiful names. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Now's your chance to buy a Tesla for 1 Million dollars especially if you have some policy matters you want amended. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 01/05/2025TLDR; If you remove all the bad news, all the news is good! 000
Reposted by Elbert AinsteinScriptorHominis @scriptorhominis.bsky.social · 24/04/2025In perilous times It profits no one To remain silent And wait For decency, to #return. #vss365 #writing #WritingCommunity #poetry 0324
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 02/04/2025In the not so distant future: "Please welcome Fox news contributor and podcast host Elon Musk to discuss the importance of empathy" #Elon 010
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 02/04/2025#Tariffs are like shitting your pants to keep the bully away. It might work to keep the bully away, but you end up with shit in your pants. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Trump tariffs are to the economy what Bush's weapons of mass destruction in Iraq were to 9/11. An Oopise of epic proportions. #Tariffs #Stupidity 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Totally agree with Musk: Only a total jerk would run around on stage , jump up and down and make offensive salutes. #jerk #musk #resist 000
