Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I wonder which one of these assholes will be a 'justice' on the supreme court. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Who's gonna make sure the Trump -English-to-Chinese translator does start committing self-harm once this is all over. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026As a a almost-graduate of Trump University and a survivor of explosive diarrhea from Trump Steaks, I can vouch for Trump always keeping his promises. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Greetings from the Islamic Republic of Japan. #Trump 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Watching Obama at the opening of the presidential library genuinely hurts. The gulf between what can be, what we once had, and what currently is, is a bitter pill to swallow. We have stark choices ahead of us. We can do better. We must. #obama 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026He likes to hang around people who are winning cause #TrumpIsALoser Go away LosyMcLoserPants 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Dumdum just made Kimmel's ratings go through the roof. Way to go dumdum 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Good for the 'little kid', not good for the Country where the president appoints people to difficult jobs based on vibes and how well they guzzle his tiny balls. 010
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026She has a point. It's a stupid point. But what can one expect besides that from a stupid person. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026How many times did Trump fart in the nearly two hours? 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 20/02/2026How many stages of grief were covered in this video? Sound off in the comments below #scotus #trump #tariffs #ScotusTariffs 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Happy President's Day Mr. Trump!. We honor you with a solemn prayer: "May the fleas of a thousand camels dance on your lips". #trump #presidentsday 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Dear Leader, Your most humble servant would like to submit his entry: 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 07/02/2026"The second most racist thing was when Trump didnt pick me for his VP, despite my exquisite boot licking" 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 28/01/2026That's cause him's retarded. #TrumpIsRetarded 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 27/01/2026There shall be built a monument to Pretti and Good and the thousands who have been made to suffer. We must pledge this. So we may never forget, not only 'it can happen here', but that 'it is happening here' #pretti #minneapolis 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Nice try. We wont forget you are butt buddies with #Epstein. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 22/01/2026You should have lost the election and been in jail Donold. Maybe then you wouldn't have to worry about the pesky polls. This guy wins everything in the world and whines like a toddler who dropped his ice cream cone. #DementiaDon 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Based on the number of crimes he's committing, he pretty much has to. 000
Reposted by Elbert AinsteinSarah Longwell @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Big week for the "seriously, not literally" crowd. 66602112
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 21/01/202681 Million Americans told him No in 2020 and his brain melted because it is actually made of a few million maggots holding hands. As a result he tried to overthrow the government. So something similar to that. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 19/12/2025"I dont want to (((crap i just soiled myself))) soil it" 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Because there is no rule that says a president cannot do that. Just like in the movie theatre there are no signs that say 'please do not shit in the seats'. Its generally assumed that mature, stable human beings know how to behave in their environments. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Sometimes the leopard that eats your face is the one you helped raise as a cub. The misery that Trump has unleashed on the world, you helped bring about. I sincerely hope you have learnt your lesson, but I seriously doubt it. #leopard #Marjorie 010
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Some one tell this Asshole that its not your house. Its the peoples house. 010
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Tear it down. Make him watch. Sell the Qatari Jet to pay for it all 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Dear sane future President. Tear down this ball room. P.s. Make Trump watch as you do it. #Scrotus #potus #ballroom 031
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Tariffs are like chainsaws; they aren't good or evil. They are just tools. P.S. Don't give your chainsaw to a toddler. #TrumpIsStupid 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 11/07/2025C'mon! Go easy on her will ya. Ya cant be lookin fabulous and be expected to do yer job. 020
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Yes, he's known by many many big beautiful names. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Now's your chance to buy a Tesla for 1 Million dollars especially if you have some policy matters you want amended. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 01/05/2025TLDR; If you remove all the bad news, all the news is good! 000
Reposted by Elbert AinsteinScriptorHominis @scriptorhominis.bsky.social · 24/04/2025In perilous times It profits no one To remain silent And wait For decency, to #return. #vss365 #writing #WritingCommunity #poetry 0324
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 02/04/2025In the not so distant future: "Please welcome Fox news contributor and podcast host Elon Musk to discuss the importance of empathy" #Elon 010
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 02/04/2025#Tariffs are like shitting your pants to keep the bully away. It might work to keep the bully away, but you end up with shit in your pants. 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Trump tariffs are to the economy what Bush's weapons of mass destruction in Iraq were to 9/11. An Oopise of epic proportions. #Tariffs #Stupidity 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Totally agree with Musk: Only a total jerk would run around on stage , jump up and down and make offensive salutes. #jerk #musk #resist 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I look forward to the day he yells from his padded cell wearing his straitjacket: "I'll put tariffs on you if you don't loosen my jacket!' #trump #resist 020
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 07/03/2025You had me at 'Trump inherited' #Trumprecession 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 07/03/2025We could solve all our problems for pennies on the dollar. All we have to do is air Ads where Trump is showing him that the stock market is crashing 000
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 06/03/2025On this #WorldBookDay make sure you buy the greatest book written by the greatest President ever: "The Shart of the feels" by Dumold Trump 010
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Missed an opportunity for an April fools joke. What a stupid man Trump is. #Stupid #TrumpIsDumdum 000
Reposted by Elbert AinsteinScriptorHominis @scriptorhominis.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Spare me Your #Emporium of lies You sell out our friends To appease our enemies Do what you must We will do what we Must In the end we all turn to dust, Proditio non est oblitus #vss365 #writing #Latin #Poetry #WritingCommunity #SlavaUkraini 0112
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025JD Vance is a whiny little bitch and a cuck. May his vagina rot. 110
Elbert Ainstein @dengusmaximus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Except he realizes what that would mean being one with the couch with JD Vance around. 000
