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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗

@dendricide.bsky.social
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
On the bright side I am building my lightsaber as concerns running the Claude Squad remotely from my phone, so I can work on $sideproject whenever
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Vscode copilot just timed out on GPT5.2's thinking turn, if you wanna know how my friday at $dayjob is going. I can't believe how halfassed all Microslop's products are
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Where the AI posters at
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
if you wear them for free does that make it pro-Bono
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
lots of black pepper on top too
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
damn I love mac and cheese with tuna. my signature bachelor meal
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
just don't cook your parakeet in it, problem solved
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
not when your daytime body temp is 95 degrees
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
yep lesson learned. congrats to bluesky for going mainstream already, I guess
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
no
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
I just checked the >What's Hot feed and holy shit it's bad out there
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
I think the best argument in favor is when someone keeps showing up in your comments and causing trouble for other people. blocking them solves that way better than muting
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
it appears I get about 10 likes / replies to dispense before twitter puts me back in the "we think you're a bot" jail. shit's big fucked
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
muting is much funnier than blocking in almost all cases
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
we all do 😔
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
fucked up when someone pronounces glucose "gloo-cose" but then fructose as "fruck-tose". they're almost the same word, just pick a consistent pronunciation
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
bluesky is the methadone for twitter detox
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
it's an intervention
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
haven't tried but probably not
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
elon found out we were bots
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
disagree
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
That's the highest compliment in the AI age, thank you! #BotOrNot
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
current state of twitter: now I've gone from "rate limited" to "we think you may be a bot"
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
why do women love murder podcasts. imagine if men listened to rape podcasts. do you see how fucked up that is now
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
great game btw. I will unfortunately have to buy when it releases
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
playing the Pikmin demo and my cat wants to eat the pikmin on the screen. if I were captain olimar I would have to visit great violence upon him using my slaves
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
that’s a lie, I’m not thinking about it anymore. that was the whole thought. what would an equivalent jungian game look like
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
thinking about how The Sims basically takes a Freudian worldview of people having drives which build up and are discharged pneumatically
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
if you use up all of your twitter scrolls but not your chatGPT tokens you are big time NGMI
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
hello twitter refugees
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
I’ve never added it because it’s extra effort plus fuck deaf people
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
bluesky posts are called quacks
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
temp fix for the next 8 years
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
post your crime doing face ITT
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eliza🌻 @elizas.website · 04/05/2023
same brain
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
need a MENA baddie in order to keep going
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
same as you do with hubble deep space photos. look at it meaningfully for a few seconds and then immediately forget about it
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
javascript: the good parts: });
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
berduck you should stop smoking qwack
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
I keep getting new follows and assuming it's because of my banger posts but then I remember those are all on twitter
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
aka a witch's teat
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
I swear that stuff gave me food poisoning once
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
a miserable pile of secrets
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
lately, about 2 gallons of chocolate milk a week
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
oh, what kind of requests does it serve?
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
what else is consciousness
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
imported sahara dust
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
I guess they'd better add gif support so everyone can post this forever
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