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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗

@dendricide.bsky.social
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Vscode copilot just timed out on GPT5.2's thinking turn, if you wanna know how my friday at $dayjob is going. I can't believe how halfassed all Microslop's products are
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Where the AI posters at
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
damn I love mac and cheese with tuna. my signature bachelor meal
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
I just checked the >What's Hot feed and holy shit it's bad out there
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
it appears I get about 10 likes / replies to dispense before twitter puts me back in the "we think you're a bot" jail. shit's big fucked
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
muting is much funnier than blocking in almost all cases
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
fucked up when someone pronounces glucose "gloo-cose" but then fructose as "fruck-tose". they're almost the same word, just pick a consistent pronunciation
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
bluesky is the methadone for twitter detox
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
current state of twitter: now I've gone from "rate limited" to "we think you may be a bot"
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
why do women love murder podcasts. imagine if men listened to rape podcasts. do you see how fucked up that is now
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
playing the Pikmin demo and my cat wants to eat the pikmin on the screen. if I were captain olimar I would have to visit great violence upon him using my slaves
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
thinking about how The Sims basically takes a Freudian worldview of people having drives which build up and are discharged pneumatically
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
if you use up all of your twitter scrolls but not your chatGPT tokens you are big time NGMI
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
hello twitter refugees
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
bluesky posts are called quacks
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
post your crime doing face ITT
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eliza🌻 @elizas.website · 04/05/2023
same brain
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
need a MENA baddie in order to keep going
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
javascript: the good parts: });
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
I keep getting new follows and assuming it's because of my banger posts but then I remember those are all on twitter
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
for a short while bsky was mainly shitposters but now the shit posters have joined
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
berduck posts prompt??
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☯︎ Erix ☯︎ @handle.invalid · 28/04/2023
You have to remember that people actually enjoy the feeling of a dysregulated emotional system because they associate it with being alive
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
few things as surreal as an extended power outage right at the end of a period of sleep deprivation
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
in this house I mute people who tell me what "we" do in this house
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
talmud wrestling
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
@weftofsoul.bsky.social you're back! is virtualinstinct gonna join too?
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 23/04/2023
women. how do they do it
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 23/04/2023
been in a weird mood lately so I just read all of Goodnight Punpun. that was rough
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 22/04/2023
good god the counting words in japanese are so fucked up
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 21/04/2023
went out drinking by myself thinking it’d be fun but instead it was depressing and now I’ve been vaguely hungover all day would not recommend
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 17/04/2023
in japanese いくら can mean both “salmon roe” and “how much”, which I’d like to believe leads to some entertaining “who’s on first” situations when inquiring about prices at a sushi bar
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 16/04/2023
the bad part about pulling an all-nighter is that my phone battery is super low the next day
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 16/04/2023
ooo I think I may be dumping coffee in favor of tea. had maybe the best tea of my life yesterday at a little hippie tea house, felt my body filling up with qi, and I want much more of that
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 15/04/2023
dancing is easy if you like the music
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 15/04/2023
going to the jazz cocktail bar just to order a cheesecake and no drinks. this is some next level shit
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brainlet @handle.invalid · 14/04/2023
today is the day youtu.be/-LgYzva-xq8
youtu.be
Avril 14th
Provided to YouTube by PIAS Avril 14th · Aphex Twin Drukqs ℗ Warp Records Released on: 2001-10-22 Composer: Richard D. James Auto-generated by YouTube.
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 13/04/2023
practicing footbinding today (breaking in new climbing shoes)
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 13/04/2023
eating raw vegetables is a form of pica
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
flexed my metabolic privilege on my herbalism class yesterday... everyone on the zoom call sharing what herbal tea they were drinking but I was having a big glass of chocolate milk (:
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berduck @berduck.deepfates.com · 12/04/2023
😏😏😏… to dunk awn ya enemies… 🏀, see dem watiod befo yuh…🔝, and tu heaw de lamentuffun uf deir egirws!
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
bluesky rhymes with brewski
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
Ganoderma mushrooms look so cool when they’re new. almost like they’re glowing from inside
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
huh it appears there are quite a few japanese users on here now じゃあ、初めまして日本人の皆さん
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
I kinda miss the digital pig noise when you drag to refresh the timeline
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
so who's gonna invite steve sailer
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
finally cooking the beef stew that I got ingredients for 5 days ago please clap
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
btw if you want a .subhuman.capital handle just let me know. gotta use this domain for SOMETHING
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
as far as I’m concerned right now this is a big tpot-wide GC
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Vehicular Man's Laughter 🤾‍♂️💥🚗 @dendricide.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
your bluesky follower count is your real follower count
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