Reposted by Demoman [official*]

"awwww, so close, but you are incorrect! sorry friend, rules are rules! now loon closely at my behind..."
and then it grabs your head with its many tails, pulling into the padded rump with a powdery
*POMF!*
*BLRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!*
and before you know it you have paws, and many flagging tails...