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@demersing.bsky.social
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Teacher. Father. Children's book writer, BIG fan of wonder, why, I'd like to buy the world a Coke. * No DM’s please * Illuminati, don’t bother * OnlyFans? Not interested.

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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 2h
Won’t happen. They’ll take her Botox.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 3h
Agree, it is, but this is the “scorched earth” anticipated if Trump the Skunk was cornered. He is and his desperation is delicious. VOTE and end this!!!
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 3h
I love them but are they on the road less traveled or more traveled?
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 5h
Trump’s (denial of) Truth Social audience has shrunk to about 260,000. It’s as if he’s screaming at Fort Worth, Texas and now Texas is turning blue.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Slip up or strategy by Republican John Deaton, saying “Everybody knows the democrats are going to take the House. Everybody knows the democrats are going to take the Senate.”
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Watching the MA Senate debate on @wbztv.bsky.social. (R) John Deaton is rude and unlikable and making it easy for (D) Ed Markey to embarrass him. No contest.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He is too damn dumb to realize he is so dumb. Lucky for him, but his luck runs out November 3.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Reminiscent of the Triangular Trade that sold humans for profit and power, these Triangular Traitors sell out humans for the same result.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Change left to right and Hollywood to republican and it’s spot on. It’s Mad Libs!
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Brown vs Green, Part 1
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“Damn, We Used to Go Together”: Jaylen Brown Compares Facing Celtics to Running Into an Ex-Girlfriend Ahead of Face-Off
Jaylen Brown drops a candid comparison about potentially facing the Boston Celtics at TD Garden in preseason.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well-deserved but the chef’s kiss is her mocking Trump publicly.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He posted Tom Cotton’s cellphone number. The rats are now ratting on the other rats, and I love this for them.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s so true. Pope Leo is an honest and ethical statesman.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump’s rotting hand reminds me of how sewage looks when it dries out.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Congressional Republicans will spend more days defending their inaction in court next year than they did actually working this year.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not you, Love. ❤️
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rude
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Dems take the House, the Senate, and then the White House, Jack Smith needs to be the Attorney General. His commitment to truth is unbending and he’s remained professional amidst Republican lies and dirty tricks.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thanks for sharing this vulnerable moment, Lisa. Dreams are fuel.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump isn’t clever enough to intentionally frame a non-compliment but he IS dumb enough to forget an adjective. He wrote “The Idiots Guide to the Presidency” with a black Sharpie.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m grateful he speaks these truths but if Thomas Massie said this stuff before Trump primaried him into extinction, I’d be a LOT more impressed and grateful. He was an enabler who helped create this Constitutional crisis first, so I give him only a 6 out of 10 on his Floor Routine.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Man, if Jon Stewart ever decides to run for office, he would change the world. And he would shred anybody who had the bad judgment to debate him.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I thought “Cowboy” was it and he was a one “hit” wonder. Is Vanilla Ice threatening to stop putting out new music, too?
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Brilliant! Having just read Paul’s book, Wings, this clip is even more of a treasure!
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tolle House is throwing cookies today for the #RedSox. 12 K’s and counting!
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s a coup.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well, we have gold-gilded statues and explosive diarrhea.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No way Trump wrote that. No way that baboon knows the difference between reign and rain.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hi Ho, hi ho!
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Snow White's Seven Dwarves Go To Work
ALT: Snow White's Seven Dwarves Go To Work
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ChatGPT says this is fake, though I do believe it’s true that Trump would rather nuke the planet than face accountability.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My new tenant is a Downy Woodpecker. I’m thinking I should’ve required a security deposit. His red hat concerns me. @mattmcneilshow.bsky.social @sassysister27.bsky.social @wfseak.bsky.social @nerdynomad.bsky.social @phoenix509.bsky.social @rcharanpagan.bsky.social @montys-python.bsky.social
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dude spends our money like he’s Richard Pryor in Brewster’s Millions. Come ON cholesterol!
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Morgan, thank you for your empathy, authenticity, and relentlessness. There MUST be days you lack mojo but you persevere, and that helps us, too, despite having no platform. 💥
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Elon Musk can’t get solar roof panels to work but promises to colonize mars? Sure.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s getting to the point where you’re only safe with a hospital IV drip.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When a puppet turns on his puppeteer, it generally doesn’t end well. Natalie Harp is currently closing all White House, Mar-a-Lago, and SUV windows.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“Blocks voters” is all you need to know. Vote blue to change this.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It’s what all rubes eventually learn about their charlatan. And it’s almost always too late.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tolle House Cookies for all! Leading the Red Sox into a brighter future.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So… the ballroom will be great for getting “bombed” AND getting bombed.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yes. DEI = Diversity, Excellence, Inclusion.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A blatant lie. Even if not for 787 million, can’t they be sued for it?
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
mní wičhóni! And thank you for carrying the torch!
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Lame. And his prospective constituents need to know about it. Put him on the spot and maybe have surrogates ask him questions on your behalf, and add “Jess Piper would ask you herself but you blocked her.”
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Didn’t he previously say the president has every right to do it? So now he’s saying he has the right but doesn’t do it? Sure, okay.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Marco Rubio?
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That’s cool but he’s inadvertently absolving Trump and his congressional Republican enablersat the same time.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Brilliant, even. 👊❤️
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If El-Sayed was MAGA, Trump would probably endorse him. The problem isn’t that he’s Muslim; it’s that he’s unwilling to sell his soul.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
To listen in on the Blanche-Phang hearing live in court, we are to call this number and enter the meeting ID. But it won’t connect for me. Anybody else able to connect?
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