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@demersing.bsky.social
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Teacher. Father. Children's book writer, BIG fan of wonder, why, I'd like to buy the world a Coke. * No DM’s please * Illuminati, don’t bother * OnlyFans? Not interested.

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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m grateful he speaks these truths but if Thomas Massie said this stuff before Trump primaried him into extinction, I’d be a LOT more impressed and grateful. He was an enabler who helped create this Constitutional crisis first, so I give him only a 6 out of 10 on his Floor Routine.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tolle House is throwing cookies today for the #RedSox. 12 K’s and counting!
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dude spends our money like he’s Richard Pryor in Brewster’s Millions. Come ON cholesterol!
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tolle House Cookies for all! Leading the Red Sox into a brighter future.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
To listen in on the Blanche-Phang hearing live in court, we are to call this number and enter the meeting ID. But it won’t connect for me. Anybody else able to connect?
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’ll bet the farm that Trump’s handler, Vladimir Putin, is advising Iran on how to handle him. Much like how Epstein once advised Putin. Oh, what a tangled web that’s ensnared the narcissist!
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It’s Sunday, which means Trump is sure to announce a deal with Iran is imminent, so he can manipulate Wall Street to enrich himself.
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Richard Nixon Smiling President
ALT: Richard Nixon Smiling President
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tillis, Cornyn, and Cassidy aren’t chicken. They’re chicken nuggets because Donald Trump deboned them. Humiliated and disgraced.
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Roblox Man Face Nugget Meme
ALT: Roblox Man Face Nugget Meme
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Awe c’mon, Jr. hasn’t failed! He’s done exactly what Trump and his handler, Putin, instructed him to do! He’s surely getting some extra rubles in his Cheerios!
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh good god. I’m leaning on my hydroponics garden for safe tomatoes and lettuce but meat? Hydroponic chicken? Please Midterms, let’s start to reign in this idiocracy.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
CEOs write off 3-martini lunches while teachers pay out of pocket. When you help a teacher, you help 20 children, too. Grateful is an understatement. ❤️
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I used to love holding Kentucky when playing Monopoly. This whole MAGA thing has me rethinking it all.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Clearly, Jimothy is a Democrat. If he were Republican, we’d never get updates.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hey Waldo, where’s Mitch McConnell?
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Mitch McConnell Last Seen by The Daily Beast Graphics - Infogram
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
RFK Jr said it’s “under control.” Considering that food safety is rapidly deteriorating, doesn’t that suggest food safety sabotage is what RFK Jr intended to happen?
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Medicine Shows of old traveled town to town hawking “miracle cures” (now referred to as “Snake Oil). They focused on the Midwest and South because they were the most gullible. Now we call the peddlers “Republicans” and their dimwitted marks “MAGA.”
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Were the Monkees Temu Beatles?
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I gotta think Lindell, a proven fruit loop, would be easy to beat in the general. I feel like we should want him.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“Scum” is funny and has cinematic skills!
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Wait, Republicans try to skirt the law? Republicans lie? 😲🤣🤷‍♂️
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Buenisimo, if you’re Spain. Moronisimo, if you’re… Donald.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sadly, this still pleases Trump and his handler, Putin. It’s OUR taxpayer money being paid out and destabilizing to OUR economy. Fascist mission still accomplished.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
So MLB is experimenting with indentured servitude in the 2028 Olympics. Corporate greed is cancer.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Republicans are dying to avoid accountability.
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Karma Revenge
ALT: Karma Revenge
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fair to assume they’re seeking to identify the Trump administration leak who talked?
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If it’s proven that Scott Jennings lied about his 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell, there should be hell to pay. It’d be journalistic and traitorous fraud, and HAS to be criminal, doesn’t it?
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Morning Matt! Morning all! @democracywarrior71.bsky.social @liberallibbie.bsky.social @zg4ever.bsky.social @american.partisan.social @american.partisan.social @sassysister27.bsky.social
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Cult leader, Donald Trump, lures MAGA minions to a virtual DC roach motel with patriotic promises of a thousand cuts.
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Donald Trump is a pirate, hijacking the United States. He’s Captain Crook.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I want to love soccer but ties don’t make it easy.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
There is gullible and there is stupid. The Market is stupid, falling for this AGAIN. 🤦‍♂️😡
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
BREAKING: Tarp still hides snowflake melting.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
When Algae won’t be gaslit and has bigger balls than Republicans, Donald Trump throws ketchup.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The Knicks were red hot, and then Trump took his talents to Madison Square Garden. Everything Trump touched dies.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Bedbugs are the new locusts.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Awesome!
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Trump claims 12.5 million illegal immigrants killed 2 people each, so there were 25 million murders in the United States. Trump is SO dumb, he “maths” the way preschoolers paint.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It’s not that I like Sam Altman. I just enjoy when Elon Musk loses. Mainly, I pray he can’t again rig the midterms for the orange idiot.
bbc.com
Musk loses OpenAI court battle as he waited too long to sue
Jurors spent weeks hearing about Musk's claim that Altman had
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
One goal I have in life is that there won’t be a planet full of people waiting for me to die. To fail to achieve this would require monumental effort, but Donald Trump comes by it naturally. He’s as valuable to humanity as cancer.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Donald Trump is running the country the same way I was “driving” the car at age 4, sitting in my dad’s lap with my hands on the wheel.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
BREAKING NEWS: US ships attacked with missiles in Hormuz by Iran’s navy as Trump’s “Project Freedom” gets underway. BURNING QUESTION: How did Iran’s navy do this from the bottom of the sea, where Trump claimed to have put them?
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
As Trump weighs renaming ICE as NICE, it’s clear he panders to his base that believes “words speak louder than actions.” It also reminds how the opposite of what Trump says is usually true.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Hatey six, 47!
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Nine dollars and sixteen cents overvalued for this human zero.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
HAHAHA! What’s the opposite of a Midas Touch? A Trump Touch? 🤣😂💁‍♂️
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Powerful.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Should say: Futures are little changed as Trump’s 9th deadline nears. And then explain: Because he’s TACO.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
How ANYBODY takes seriously ANYTHING the conman says is astounding at this point. Yet the market still reacts to his transparent lies and stupidity. Pathetic.
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Mister @demersing.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The United States has been operating like Wimpy for decades, promising to "gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.” Trump is Wimpy on Russian vodka and kompromat.
finance.yahoo.com
The Treasury just declared the U.S. insolvent. The media missed it
The Government Accountability Office can't even verify the books. Here's what Congress must do.
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