Joe Hackett @defensivelob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I knew a man who would reply with enormous pleasure “Not three bad” when anyone asked how he was. His pleasure in saying it was exceeded only by the rage it provoked in me. He was an actuary, as if that’s an excuse. 000
Joe Hackett @defensivelob.bsky.social · 20/05/2026My brother and I talked seriously about a day trip to that final. At half time we congratulated each other on our excellent decision not to go… 110
Joe Hackett @defensivelob.bsky.social · 06/03/2026My sense is that the last time this was the case, we were very bad at rugby. It’s very conflicting. 000
Joe Hackett @defensivelob.bsky.social · 13/02/2026The running gag being the difficulty of telling them apart. 010
Joe Hackett @defensivelob.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Happened to me once. Which of course means it’ll never happen again. 010
Reposted by Joe Hackettderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/12/2025The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow 507385257426
Joe Hackett @defensivelob.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Hello. I am a person in a film or television drama. While I’m driving, I look at my passenger for 30 seconds or more without crashing the car. 000
Joe Hackett @defensivelob.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Years ago, 9 Irish trainee accountants got lost in New York. A man gave us directions and then asked us would we like to go to an art show. When we got there, he said there’s Carly Simon, I’ll introduce you. We queued up, she was very gracious and we admitted to no one that we were accounts. 020
Joe Hackett @defensivelob.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Not any particular line, just the idea that anyone could turn around after years of terrible behaviour and say “You were always on my mind” AND GET AWAY WITH IT. 000
Joe Hackett @defensivelob.bsky.social · 11/02/2025And I hate the implication (not for the first time) that losing to Italy is the bottom of the barrel. 100
Reposted by Joe HackettJaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I can take or leave LOTR, The Silmarillion, what have you, but if he wrote nothing other than the postscript to this invitation card, J.R.R. Tolkien would have a secure place in history. 654367469
