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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I feel like I'm walking down the streets of Cork again in 2003, sobbing and explaining to all the kind people who stopped to see if I was ok, "I'm so sorry, I'm American." I'm so sorry, world. I again hate being from here.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Reminder to self: mop the floors.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
youtu.be/RrgCxSSwBto?... We're all coming to America, because that's what this country is. Immigration gave us Neil freaking Diamond, yo.
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Neil Diamond - America (Live At The Greek Theatre / 2012)
YouTube video by neildiamondVEVO
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
We’re waiting, JD.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Never before have I cheered for an act of war, but: Fuck yeah, Ukraine 🇺🇦
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Good thing weather only happens during daylight hours.
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The Ghost of Mark Twain @ghostofmarktwain.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
The increase in autism diagnoses, as reported by the CDC, is largely attributed to enhanced awareness, improved screening practices, and broader diagnostic criteria, rather than a true increase in the prevalence of autism itself.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I wonder if people working in restaurants are having any extra fun when 86ing items off the menu tonight.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13/05/2025
We only rate dogs. This is clearly a cozy cow. We're proud of him for finding his moo, but please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
It's not often you get to see a Trojan horse dressed in a white elephant costume.
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Night night sweet dreamies High-functioning depression is like walking through life with a heavy backpack that no one else can see Is okay to ask for help carrying it
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Excellent work this week, puppers! 🐾
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 09/05/2025
So let me get this straight, we finally get an American pope, and some of the America first crowd is mad because he cares about the poor and immigrants. Am i missing something here?
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Bob Van Brabant @bobvanbrabant.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Robert Francis Prevost, so Bob Pope...
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
A very appropriate rating! 🐾
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Things are just good today. I mean, the world at large continues to suck, but I'm appreciating the small nice things right now. When you see the trees go into bloom, store that so your brain knows it'll happen again next year and you can get there ok.
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Night night sweet dreamies Not every day needs to be a masterclass in productivity Sometimes taking care of your self means doing less, not more
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
@aderynsly.bsky.social Hello you! It's taken me a while to add all the good people from The Site Formerly Known As. I hope you are doing well.
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Night night sweet dreamies You don't have to have it all figured out all the time & you don't need to pretend you do. You won't feel lost forever. Eventually, one day, some day, you'll find yourself.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Hi, Canada. You rock. Most of us are truly sorry. Please still be our friend after this shitshow.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
@nivenus.bsky.social Oh ffs, I keep remembering people from the app-formerly-known-as that I thought I'd added here but hadn't. Hi!
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Night night sweet dreamies If you are too tired to speak and words don’t work, sit next to me, because I, too, am fluent in silence.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I can stare into the same cupboard like fifteen times, digging through stuff, then I ask the dude to lay fresh eyes and he's just like "Here." Howwwww? ❤️
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Barnacles are chill. youtu.be/spk2hyt9PRI?...
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brother I desire speed
YouTube video by burialgoods
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jrbobdobbs.bsky.social @jrbobdobbs.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I've been stressed and miserable for decades and the answer has been right in front of me the whole time.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Bruh.
Orange cat on a human lap. He has a sleepy expression, and just looks like a bro.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I feel so used. Kitty sat on my lap to devour a squeezy treat, including gnawing the fuck out of the plastic after I'd toothpasted out all the meat goo. He then promptly fucked off to do cat errands like my lap meant nothing.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 23/04/2025
This is Mojo. He's nervous around new people, so his human put out a bucket of balls to help him make friends with all his new neighbors. Safe to say everyone loves it. 14/10
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Night night sweet dreamies Always love yourself enough to make time for self-care. Then let self-care help you love yourself a little more.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The elusive 15/10 is definitely deserved!
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Yet he died believing the novel was a failure. Imagine. Anyway, when you're wondering if you're good enough to write something, just write the damn thing for your own pleasure. Get it out there. If the world is ready for it, great. If they aren't, who gives a shit? Just write it.
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Night night sweet dreamies End each day by thanking yourself for something you did well. Speak to yourself as though you're writing a love letter to your soul.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Well... yes, that's correct. Accurate headline. I couldn't have written it better myself.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Spatial puzzles have always been my weakest point in aptitude testing, but yeah, a bird can rock it. Crows never cease to impress.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
"You're vestigial" is one of the sickest burns I've ever come across 🤓 youtube.com/shorts/ky0YO...
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Punctuation marks hanging out
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Night night sweet dreamies It's okay to have anxious thoughts. Recognise them, accept them, but don't give in to them.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I meant to call That Guy a dickface, but duckfuck is what came out and I'm keeping it. Fucking orange duckfuck.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Cutest way my vocabulary has ever been expanded
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2025
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I've never been so embarrassed by my country, and I was studying abroad when Bush invaded Iraq. It was in Ireland and really, people were so sympathetic. Wanted to check on the poor lass crying while waking l down the street. I could only say, "I'm sorry, I'm American." What a shit show.
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 28/02/2025
Ramadan Mubarak! May this blessed month bring divine blessings to all who celebrate. Wishing you a time filled with hope, happiness, and peace.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I had been just about to renew my phone contract with T-Mobile. Not a huge fan, got grandfathered in from Sprint. Saw an ad that T-Mobile is now patterning with Starlink, so...um no.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
To my non-USian friends: Very sorry about the century-long world order and all. What is even happening?
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Silly pile of paws on her pillow.
Silly orange cat curled up with crossed front leg on back leg, on a grey pillow.
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Night night sweet dreamies We often have very little empathy for our own thoughts and feelings and frequently try to suppress them by dismissing them as weaknesses. They are valid, always 🧡
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Jwst Feed @jwstfeed.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
JWST casually just took a selfie.
This is a NIRCam (Near-Infrared Camera) image from the James Webb Space Telescope, taken as part of the alignment process. It shows the 18 hexagonal segments of the primary mirror, capturing the reflected light from distant stars. The image is primarily black with a detailed outline of the mirror segments in a lighter tone, highlighting their arrangement and individual shapes.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18/02/2025
This dog is too long for our current rating system to handle. We are working internally to address this problem, but in the meantime please only send regular-length dogs. Thank you… 13/10
a thick tree trunk situated in a winter wonderland. the trunk is at least 5 feet in width, the ground is covered in several inches of snow, and some of it has caught on the bark of the tree. behind the tree stands a majestic and incredibly long husky. his head sticks out from the left side of the trunk, while his hind end pokes out from the right side. i suppose there's a world in which this could be two dogs... but that's probably not what's happening here.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
The secret ingredient is parsley. Pasta salad, tuna salad ...it's parsley. Also just good with crean cheese. Seriously, enjoy some parsley.
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defenestratedfrog.bsky.social @defenestratedfrog.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Every end of flight announcement about keeping your seatbelt on will now have the silently screamed context from the flight attendants: "Does no one remember Toronto!
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Night night sweet dreamies Depression tells porky pies. It tells you you've always felt this way, and you always will. But you haven't, and you won't. You won’t
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