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deerwatcher.bsky.social

@deerwatcher.bsky.social
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I'm "I voted for Jimmy Carter both times" old, and I'm mostly here to comfort the afflicted (sorta)and afflict the comfortable (mercilessly)! I have no filter (none), and no throttle (balls out). I'll piss many off, I'm pissed off, why...aren't you?

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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
yeah,.. "..Six are Seven, whatever,.."
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
refrigerator Crack.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
well, he only told his girlfriend up in Canada, who busy on a truck convoy.
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wesmontgomery.bsky.social @wesmontgomery.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The coalition of the "nah, man..you broke it, you wear it."
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Yep, we took our groceries home in cardboard boxes, and flats recycled by the store..it was a kinder, gentler time.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Mark Levin's Mom assures him every day, when she brings the cookies and milk to his basement mancave, "The Real Girls" like his tiny weener..big ones scare them.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
To mega-bucket Megs, all peenies are "micro peenies" unless they're at her donkey farm!
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
one does not get rid of a 47 year toenail fungus, with a couple of sprays from a "special solution".
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
@sarahtaber.bsky.social youtu.be/kOXoZe3kNrA?... I love how, interspersed thru out this video,..is a regular manure spreader..horse powered, tractor powers, it doesn't matter, just cruising by, just spreading the shi....ummm, manure.
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Tractor Wars II
YouTube video by Iowa PBS
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
He is a multi-Divorcee. ..it's what he do.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Lies don't become facts, just because they're repeated. Only idiots believe it was "real".
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
If you want to understand why Trump suddenly started attacking Europe. Look at “Europe and Mercosur.” You will understand that it’s because the petrodollar is losing its power. Finally!! www.11onze.cat/en/magazine/...
11onze.cat
The US: the dismantling of the petrodollar empire -11Onze
The petrodollar loses exclusivity in a multipolar world: de-dollarization, China, and the EU-Mercosur agreement open a new global balance.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
To "de-dollar" is the Technotrash Bro's wetdream to make Crypto the new World benchmark. PetroDollars have been losing it's leverage, with the push to green energies.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Yep. but,..I still love my Wok.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"I'm just here for the Beer and Big Titties!" is no longer working? Pretty sure it is...
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"giddy-up".
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"Garbage in = full of Garbage." Stupid people read Stupid things. ..so no, I don't think "reading" is "the" problem,..I think people slipping back and forth in "reality/fantastical imaginary" realities, that seriously fuck people up, to the point they have NO IDEA what's real, magical, or "furry".
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Does the scythe represent the gluten intolerant? Since bread "is the staff of life".
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"..except for that Century they were addicted to Opium."
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
OBVIOUSLLY, the only sure way tRump can get ships to transit the Strait of Hormuz is for Him to stand on the bow of each ship, as it transits, while looking Iran straight in the eye, and shake his tiny fist, daring them to do something! He needs to put his mouth where his diaper is!
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
no,..the Magic Beans actually worked.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Both, were better than anything created in this Century.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
One needs go back to the inherent racism built into the Evangelist/Charismatic church roots..when the Klu Klux Klan morphed into Religious cover. Find the '20s Roy Davis/William Branham nexus..it'll blow your mind..from it, that whole Latter Rain/New Apostle Resto-Revivalism sprang..Coast to Coast.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"an attacker, CONNECTED TO A USB..." The article, however poorly written, makes it CLEAR, THE hACKER NEEDS physical access to your device, YOU STUPID FUCK-WADS. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Your Mothers should weep at your very existence.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The last time I watched "The Oscars", they'ed just finished off any semblance of biodiversity in my 150gal fish tank, so I got them a Paku...because of course I did..and I named him George...as the Oscars faded into distant memories, and Paku poop..
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
You could easily smuggle them in, up NitwitNewt's butt-hole. Hardly anyone would look for them there.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
not for veggie sausages..Dogs have more sense than that.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
..and , Ether is distilled Spirits of Ethanol booze.. whiskey, vodka, etc. Ether is the of total distillated power of "Booze", without trash like water, color, or flavor.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
*[ "STILL WAITING! " ]*
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Beer, is just diluted bread. Same ingredients, different ratios. Bubbles are just the leavening yeast, at work. "Beer: it's not just for Breakfast, anymore!"
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Stupidity is a boundless spectrum. That shit's finding the edge.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"boys" who pretend they know about "men", when they only remember them from Vidiot games, sick movies and cable television..are a menace to the Planet.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I remember when Willie talked about switching his Wife's Mercedes over to reused cooking oil from a fast food joint in Hawaii,..he said the best part of all was when She drove off, all he could smell was "French Fries".
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
When I was a kid, at my grUncle's farm, he had a mule he plowed his garden with, that I'd just get on, and we'd wander around the farm, no saddle/bridle, just say gee/haw/stop and go. We usually ended up in the orchard, so I could stand on his back and reach the apples, and we'd share them.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
agreed.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"And the 'sumpin sumpin' is almost not quite 50,000 sumpin',..so we'll forget about the Epstein whatever, and I accept this trophy for my Dear Leader, (not Jeffery) ol'stinky finger Lard & Squaber: djRump!"
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
a sufficient motive.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Junkie Bob "The Needle Slammer" will swargel your balls, to get a gob of your "go-gurt."
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Jennifer Crawford @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Venomous AF.
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
🎀🎀
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Jenny Cohn @jennycohn.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Why don’t Rs ever mention that the “Save America Act” would force states to submit their voter rolls to the DHS’s SSA-reliant “SAVE” voter purge system? Is it due to whistleblower reports alleging that DOGE—which helped connect “SAVE” to SSA’s data—compromised SSA’s databases? 1/
independent.co.uk
DOGE staffer had ‘God-level’ Social Security access, whistleblower says
Members of Congress demand investigations after complaint alleges unprecedented breach of Americans’ data
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Jenny Cohn @jennycohn.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Peter Thiel’s “Palantir Hosts ‘Invite-Only’ Recruitment Event at Cornell, Requires NDA, ID to Attend” 3/11/16 (I guess they don’t hate the Ivy League after all. And what’s up with requiring NDAs???) www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
well,...okay.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Just a tiny lil gob of peanut butter, and I'd have fun.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
That'd make a nice Clock.
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