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deerwatcher.bsky.social

@deerwatcher.bsky.social
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I'm "I voted for Jimmy Carter both times" old, and I'm mostly here to comfort the afflicted (sorta)and afflict the comfortable (mercilessly)! I have no filter (none), and no throttle (balls out). I'll piss many off, I'm pissed off, why...aren't you?

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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
OBVIOUSLLY, the only sure way tRump can get ships to transit the Strait of Hormuz is for Him to stand on the bow of each ship, as it transits, while looking Iran straight in the eye, and shake his tiny fist, daring them to do something! He needs to put his mouth where his diaper is!
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The last time I watched "The Oscars", they'ed just finished off any semblance of biodiversity in my 150gal fish tank, so I got them a Paku...because of course I did..and I named him George...as the Oscars faded into distant memories, and Paku poop..
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
When I was a kid, at my grUncle's farm, he had a mule he plowed his garden with, that I'd just get on, and we'd wander around the farm, no saddle/bridle, just say gee/haw/stop and go. We usually ended up in the orchard, so I could stand on his back and reach the apples, and we'd share them.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
agreed.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Who's Norma?
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Who wore the Hate better?
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Yeah, but the founders of the Moral Majority, Richard Viguerie, Francis Schaefer, Phillis Schlaffly, Jerry Fallwell, Pat Robertson, etc.. created the marriage to actively fuse their religious Rightwing with the Koch money..to get Raygun elected..and get the churchCamel's nose into the Federal Tent.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
THE Founders! of the Heritage Foundation, so Roni Raygun wouldn't get pilloried like Barry Goldwater. One need only read "The Blue Book of the John Birch Society" (free online), exchange "Trans for Commie", and it's a near copy of Proj 2025. I made a meme about it, years ago..long lost to time.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Unless it's Space Farce day,..then he don's "The Outfit."..it came with it's own 'chews.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
"Everybody is a genius, but..if you judge a fish by how well it climbs a tree, it'll live it's whole life believing it is stupid." Happy Birthday 'Berti, you don't look 147.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Oh hey! We have a vegetable, too. great, "Dueling Vegetables?". "The Smushed Turnips War". "Oatmeal Head vrs Porridge Brain" - 'gentlemen, load your diapers.' So, at 175 yards, they have a John Fetterman ? or a Clay Higgins? (we're so doomed.)
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
on second thought, nothing would beat a nice bottle of Mateus, and a hot tub. I could go for that.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
well,..okay.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
easy,..fuck'n Roni Raygun let the fuck'n lunatic Evangelical's Camel's nose under the tent. ..and now we're here.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
"got Zin?"
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
a tRump diaper was off-loaded? That's a Bio-Hazzard..and prolly breaches the "Jenn-Eva (I promise She looked 14) Conventions."
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Platner's tattoo predates "Nazis" by Centuries.. from the Death's Head Hussars..it's from the French Revolutionary Light Calvary, in 1792. Nazis stole it..much like they stole Paris..do we still call Paris "Nazi"? ..although, lot's of people still dislike that tiny Corsican, too..but..not Nazi.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
"Hey! Hey! Imagine how bad your life would be, if you had to live it, knowing your Mom named you after a little Prick! You'd be different! wouldn't you!"
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Well fed Western Countries always focus on "the price of Gas" in Persian Gulf Situations. Petroleum is not necessary to survive. Food is, 90% of which STOPS..for Gulf Residents. ..and 25% of the World's fertilizer? All of our Food will now go up, too. "Thanks do'Tard, you did that."
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Yes he believes it, and most people around him, as well as Many Congressfolks do too. You don't GO TO THEIR FUCKING CHURCH, do you? Then YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW A FUCKING THING about it,..nothing. They're NOT LIKE YOU! "Surprise!!" They get "to God" by a different path. Just like Jim Jones.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
well, She was in one of his teen pageants..he knew her "smell" on his fingers before Chucky ever came around. Read the backdrop. (she didn't win, tho.)
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I want some Bear Arms..they'd look cool sticking out from under my wifebeater t- shirt! "GGrrrrrr! GGrrrrr!" "Hey, I'm guaranteed some in that there Constitute'n thingy!" "Them claws would be great opening this here Beer." "I'd be the Beer Bear!"
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
In deep Red Rural Arkansas, our Community College is putting in 400 acres of panels, so it can run a hands-on Renewables Class. That was all 2nd growth scrub thicket/Forest last September. It's about 3 miles from my house.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
He slapped a Lion on the ass. He may be done,..but..that Lion isn't. He can't "pull out" or Israel gets erased from the Planet. If he uses Nukes,..everyone else will, too..it'll destroy the region's Oil access...and then, the U.S. will have to die..too. "ooops!"
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Russia has 11 1/2 Time Zones: "What time is it?" "whatever. pick one, iz dat, dah." China has 1 time zone, "Beijing Time" for it's entire Country, work hours are adjusted to it. Sunrise at 11:00 a.m. ? yep. Sunset at 10:30 p.m. ? yep. What are your shop hours? "where exactly are you on this map?"
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
"Farmville" was an A.I. training program..best "methods and practices". Drones have already scouted every square inch of our Country. Automated farm trucks will be the biggest thing introduced..run by StarLink. Tractors and implements are already on their way. A.I. doesn't sleep, or need to pee.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
In Christian Identity/Christian Nationalist ideology, there IS NO UNITED STATES, during Armaghedon..it has to BE DESTROYED FIRST, before "Jesus comes to fight his battle twixt Good and Evil". 10s of Millions of Americans believe that, many of whom are IN THE WHITE HOUSE! This was 100% projection!
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
That's why he's a Rapist and why he rapes Children. How else would he get his dick wet? That fabulous dance he does? The "Jerk'n the Boys Off" dance don't get a lot of pussy, I would imagine. His sense of humor? He's the joke. The clown Make-up? The fashion icon?
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
No! because of the War Powers Resolution of 1973. I don't give a shit what nit wits keep calling it "illegal", until SCOTUS rules the War Powers Resolution of 1973 unconstitutional, it's most definitly NOT ILLEGAL. The President has vast authority to attack whoever, for 60 days. THAT'S the LAW!
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
There's a reason nobody takes cats to War..even on a #caturday.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
You alway's knew it was true, on a #caturday.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
You found 'the source' of the God of Hair Tonics? I can smell it, when I close my eyes. Look around, his arch enemy Brylcreem could be lurking about. You're in the land of : "Greazy Kid-stuff".
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
oh look, an undercover MAGAt, who loves ICE and djRump, and hates your Trans children. She's not "complicated"..she's demon scum.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
He's a John Bircher..just like Roni Raygun. The Bircher's FOUNDED The Heritage Foundation, so he wouldn't get sunk by the Bircher name, like Barry Goldwater.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The last time Congress "declared War" was 1942. You may have noticed,..many U.S. Soldiers have perished since then. Only SCOTUS can declare the War Powers Act unconstitutional, and it never will..never.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
How I arrived on BlueSky? I was Banned for Life from the Hellhole. (for some reason)
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Please stop. Exactly how is it "illegal"? It's not, and Congress can't declare it unConstitutional, regardless how they vote...SCOTUS will. We've been down this road dozens of times..SCOTUS will ALWAYS side with the President,on it.. 9-0. He has the right to Nuke them, if he wants..perfectly legal.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
still living his best life.
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
oh hell, Sweatheart..some things I post are just because my right hand is trying to decide if I need another beer, and my left hand just wanders off and trys to get into some silly shit. Honestly, it's like they don't even know each other. And I'm like "what the Hell you two!?... knock it off!".
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