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aunt honeybee 🌿✨

@deerteeth.bsky.social
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she/her, scatterbrained, sincerity & sass | 38 | bread & roses book: rebeccawrites.carrd.co nothing but original biscuits: tinyurl.com/deerteethbsky

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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you might say "oh deerteeth, 'shadow man' sounds scary for a small child" which is fair, but this is what he looked like:
a cartoon character wearing a cloak with a floppy hood, a red cloth over his mouth and nose, and just some cartoony eyes above the cloth. lik ehe just looks like a little dude.
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
essential deerteeth lore www.my9albums.com
a grid of nine album covers that says at the top "my nine albums: the sounds that made me." the albums are heather nova's oyster, interpol's antics, five iron frenzy's the end is here, o'stravaganza, mewithoutyou's brother sister, whitney houston's whitney, florence + the machine's everybody scream, enya's a day without rain, and camera obscura's let's get out of this country
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
screenshot from the show friends. monica asks ross "where have you been?" ross calmly replies "emotional hell."
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
anyway it will gratify you to know that i got the same (60-question version)
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh there's a movie one too! nine movies that shaped who i am:
a grid of nine movie covers, with "my nine movies" at the top. the movies are: big fish, amelie, the village, lord of the rings the fellowship of the ring, disney's beauty and the beast (animated version), edward scissorhands, the secret of nimh, the land before time, and peter pan (2003)
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there's also an anime version 👀
a grid of anime covers that says "my nine anime" at the top. the anime series are sailor moon, magic knight rayearth, pretear, escaflowne, eureka seven, tenchi muyo ryo-ohki, blue sub number 6, the little bits, and serial experiments lain
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the importance of the wishbone odyssey game cannot be overstated
grid of nine games with "my nine games" at the top. the games are night in the woods, legend of zelda link to the past, with those we love alive, animal crossing wild world, aloners, cozy grove, wishbone and the amazing odyssey, potion craft, and sims 3
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
she’s sooooo zonked out 💕
marla, a tuxedo cat, napping so so hard on top of a fleece blanket while tucked under a crocheted blanket
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
pressure's falling steadily all day and i am feeeeeeeeeeling it
a kid in a wizard costume face planting on a table
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
apparently twelve hours in bed wasn’t enough because i’m back baybeeeeee
me (a white lady with brown hair and hazel eyes) lying in bed, looking drained, making a tongue in cheek bisexual millenial peace sign with one hand. also it’s a very weird angle on my hand but oh well
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
my boyfriend is at magic so you know what that means. spooky little movie time ✨
movie poster for "the empty man." the title is stylized with a really long T in the word empty, and at the very bottom of it is a silhouette of a person, like they're deep in a narrow chasm. flavor text reads: "the first night you hear him. the second night you see him. the third night he finds you."
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
my boyfriend is at magic so you know what that means. spooky little movie time ✨
a movie poster for hokum, in which a man (played by adam scott) is crouched in a small confined space, holding a lantern and looking... i dunno, like he's in a creepy movie
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
been looking for a particular type of patterned red cotton midi skirt for literal years finally find the exact perfect one it's sold out in my size
homer from the simpsons lying in bed looking very grumpy
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
screenshot of my review for m night shyalaman's "old" on letterboxed, which i rated three and a half stars. "A lot of people hate on the premise of this one, but I fuck with it. It hits the same existential dread for me that impact event fiction does. The cinematography is bonkers and I mean that in the best possible way. I'm obsessed with the way shots are framed in this, the panning and spinning, it's really really fucking good. If the dialogue didn't read so stilted it would've been an easy 4 stars."
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
show me a movie with a memorable beach scene
screencap from m night shyamalan's movie "old"
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
when the mona awad book gets trippy
gordon ramsey meme "delicious. finally, some good fucking food"
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
ruh-roh raggy
screenshot of deerteeth's notifications, with 18 new notifications. this is perhaps chump change to some, but Unnervingly High to deerteeth
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
hell yeah
results from a political spectrum quiz. 86% woke versus 14% chud. 34% tech bro versus 66% neo luddite. 52% hope pilled versus 48% doomer. 80% davos versus 20% dubai. your closest match: zohran mamdani
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
fighting the urge to self-sabotage when i'm fortunate enough to have good things happening in my life
a person sticking their face into the output of a humidifier, saying "i've gotta boil myself"
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i made this video years ago but it’s still true today
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
without downloading new pics what is it like to date and or be married to you?
screenshot from the office (usa version) of michael (guy in a business suit) lying on the ground behind his desk, pinching the bridge of his nose and saying "big butt. bigger heart."
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
moomin with a knife
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
i need to recreate this playlist in deezer because it’s becoming more necessary again
screenshot of a Spotify playlist called work is stressing me out and i want to run into the woods and become a forest hag. subtitle: be one with the mushrooms
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
when the cramp wave reaches its crescendo
screencap from the gay and wonderous life of caleb gallo. a man screaming and/or shrieking. subtitles read: "screams, cries and desperation. horror music."
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
eggs with chili crisp
kermit the frog with his head thrown back, surrounded by heart emoji
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
in my truest habitat
a picrew i made of myself. a white woman with light brown hair and large hazel eyes with noticeable under eye shadows, half hidden behind a bunch of leaves, with more leaves in the background
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
normal resting heart rate while sitting upright at my desk ✨
girl who is "going to be okay" meme
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
migraine chic
me (a white woman with light brown hair) wearing dark pink tinted glasses
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
porch time… save me.. porch time save me porch time
me (a white woman with brown hair), leaning back in a deck chair on a porch in a beam of sunlight, eyes closed but also very obviously this is a selfie
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
work mood
a bird peeking through a slightly open door, saying y’all mind if I screamA man wearing sunglasses and a huge grin, taking a selfie in front of a house on fireAdam driver in an interview. The subtitles say I feel like I am barely hanging on. Super imposed over this is a shot of driver as Kylo Ren from Star Wars in apparent anguish.A picture of actor, Joseph Quinn. It looks like he is talking to someone, but his face is sort of blank, and there is TV static paste over his forehead.  The caption says when your brain is just
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
it’s my birthday 🍒✨ you’re legally required to either tell me i’m cute or tell someone about my book
self portrait of me (a white woman with brown hair) wearing an oversized red sweater and posing chill but cute
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
serendipity on my dash!
screenshot of my bluesky feed. anni's photo of dandelions is right above a colors post of almost the exact same shade of yellow
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
random flea market purchase when i was sixteen that contains my favorite poem in the whole world
a little old fabric-bound hardcover volume of poems by algernon charles swinburne
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
my? book?? i know it will be years before i have another book published, so my debut will be extra-special a while longer. still always blows my mind that you can buy and hold and touch and read and dog-ear and write in my book.
copy of my novel, instructions for burning the world, published under my pen name rebecca gardner
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
i’ve talked about it before. i’ll talk about it again. i read skellig in 2002 and it forever changed me as a writer.
paperback copy of david almond’s middle grade novel, skellig
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
not perfect, but cute! mostly deflated over the course of therapy but still a little zhuzh ✨
webcam portrait of me, a white woman with brown hair, looking into the camera. my hair is in slight loose wavesthe same as the previous picture, but i'm winking and sticking out my tongue
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"we have queen amidala at home" looks in pursuit of ✨style✨
webcam self portrait of me (white woman with brown hair) with my hair wrapped around a couple of socks, a big claw clip on top of my head holding the socks in place. the two hair-wrapped socks frame either side of my face in a way vaguely (very vaguely) reminiscent of one of queen amidala's headdresses in the star wars prequels
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
my best friend’s second poetry collection. it’s lovely & makes me feel big feelings & also i’m so proud of him
a copy of the details will be gone soon, by jeremy jusek
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i’ve known sam since our livejournal days. we’ve never been exactly close but have stayed fondly in touch across LJ, tumblr, and now instagram. i remember being over the moon when i heard their first book was out, & i still reread it many octobers & always think of october as the accident season
paperback copy of the accident season, a novel by sam fowley, published under the name moïra fowley-doyle
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
haven’t revisited this one in ages, but it’s one of those ones that rewired my brain in high school. a world-rim walker!!
a paperback copy of John Gardner’s book grendel
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
me, moments before disaster:
the meme from brooklyn 99 where rosa is holding a puppy and saying "i've only had arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself." but pasted over the puppy is a picture of gabriel cade from survivor season 4. and his name pasted over the name arlo
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
another day of my job being emails despite the fact that my job is not actually emails
brennan lee mulligan saying "this energy is not wanted"
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
play stupid games (puttering around tidying for my entire lunch break when my heart rate has been on a hair-trigger all day), win stupid prizes (lie down doing nothing for the rest of the day and likely still go over budget)
screenshot from the visible app. it’s 4pm and i’ve accrued 10.2 pace points out of my daily budget of 12
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
they’re breaking tumblr again
photo of jamie lee curtis looking angry and pointing her finger, then taking a drink
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
the stinky girl in question
marla, a black and white tuxedo cat with big green eyes, sitting on my desk and looking not even slightly remorseful
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
lol. lmao.
screenshot of an hourly weather forecast showing that the temperature will drop today from 55 fahrenheit down to 30 fahrenheit over the course of the day
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
i am cute today so you're legally required to look upon me
simple portrait of me, a white lady with light brown hair. my hair is in braid waves and half pulled back, my makeup is simple but makes me feel super cute, i'm wearing a comfy but cute outfitsame subject, this time making a silly winking face with my hands up by my face so you can get a vague impression of nail polish and rings
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
how your email finds me
ian mcdiarmid in costume as sith-style palpatine, sipping water from a water bottle through a straw, looking decrepit and downcast
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
me when the "makes you tired and achey at the slightest provocation" disease makes me tired and achey at the slightest provocation
shocked/surprised pikachu
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
meme format of the girl tearfully and specifically explaining something to a woman who is deeply unimpressed. the explainer is labeled "people on tumblr" and is saying "if you're watching mash for the first time you have to start with season four like you have to like you have to skip the first three seasons don't watch them they suck." and then the unimpressed listener is just labeled "me"
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