Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh Germany. You always seem to have the word we’re missing. 020
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The mystery is why tf it took twenty eight years to happen. Talk about your chill bears. 140
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I get what you were going for, but it could have been executed better. To be fair, it’s hard to write a sexual assault joke that’s actually funny. 0111
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This just dropped in my neck of the woods, happened upon it by chance. Looking forward! 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Not anymore it isn’t. He’s pushed his luck too far this time, he’s ass-fucked this country and the planet. Either America ends, or he does. And that bloated crap sack is not worth giving up my country, never will be. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ICE is doing the same, it’s probably policy. Bastards. 030
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don’t care why this isn’t the case, until our government is fighting tooth and nail to ensure this baseline, they should be forced to live solely on the same paycheck as that lowly fry cook. No, I change my mind, they should be paid LESS. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Everybody who flips burgers and washes dishes for a living, be they a kid in high school or a thirty year fry cook, should be able to afford at modest bungalow in a clean street, and everyone with a “more important job” than him should have at least the same privilege. 110
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just call him “it,” or “fatty.” Shallow, I know, but so is he. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Justin Eichorn tried to get TDS declared a real mental disorder. Not only did he fail, he was also arrested for soliciting sex from a minor. It’s FUNNY how many republicans end up like that, ain’t it? MAGA is a bad joke that outlived its expiration date almost as soon as it was told. 100
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’d like to remind everyone that more people abstained from voting than people who voted for Trump. He got in based on your virtue signaling, as assuredly as MAGA’s own dedication to returning this country to shit. “Jesus take the wheel” does not play well in traffic court, dumbasses. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This man has spent a decade swearing every political opponent he’s ever had would start a war with Iran to save themselves from political discourse. He framed this as untenable weakness. Today we’re in month SIX of his illegal 3-day war with Iran. By his own definition, Donald is the worst. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They got kicked out of the room for finally asking a question he didn’t like. Restricting the press is never the solution to a lazy press. 010
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026No denying, but the solution to that problem is not removing the press when one of them finally asks a question the dictator does not like. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Is that white chocolate? Oh, like I wasn’t already calling for your head before, you couch fucking grease trap, but now bring me this pus? Death is too good for the Heritage GOP. 010
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I mean, assuming she doesn’t allow customers to bend her over the table and raw dog her as a reward, this was the wrong half to skimp on. Props to her if she does, though. What a trooper. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I think everyone this president has EVER pardoned should not only have them revoked, but have the charges fully reinstated and the consequences, in jail time or fines, be compounded exponentially. AND JFC, ARREST AND PROSECUTE PEOPLE WHO BLOW OFF SUBPOENAS!!! As a starter. 020
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026MTG is desperate to have a career of some kind when twump finally dies. Like she thinks, just because she never went to Epstein Island & fucked a child, that it somehow redeems her for all the nasty shit she HAS done. You harassed a school shooting victim, bitch. A child. We KNOW you’re nasty. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Shady, I would like for you to take a nice ten mile walk off a twenty meter pier. With a backpack full of rocks, because fuck you too. 011
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Cass is not an heir, but the vindication of Batman’s philosophy. He believes that anyone can be saved, it’s his guiding principle as a vigilante, and it’s why he trains sidekicks in the first place. Dick is his greatest success, but Cass is proof that he’s right. The born killer who chose mercy. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Cassandra Cain is the Heart and the Muscle of the Bat Family. She’s easily the best fighter, and she can read people like the Funny pages, but she’s not always the greatest detective in the room. She might be too much of a specialist to fulfill the mantle alone, as much as they will need her. 020
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They start taking green energy seriously. We better get rid of twump and the MAGA crowd by that stage, so we can actually make the transition. They hate ANY transitions. 001
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026And among our children. In case you don’t feel dirty enough right now. 030
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A special message for Shady Couch Fucker Vance:static.klipy.comFuck Off Fuck YouALT: Fuck Off Fuck You 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026And remember: she’s the only one besides Jeff they even deigned to arrest in the first place. All Jeff’s clients walk free and live anonymously. 120
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Goldfish brains. Etch-A-Sketch brains. Embarrassing.static.klipy.comMemento: Have I Told You About Sammy Jankis?ALT: Memento: Have I Told You About Sammy Jankis? 010
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Whenever someone tells you that climate change isn’t a thing, it’s your civic duty to punch them in their teeth. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The man successfully defeated decency and sanity, but given the fact that he STILL couldn’t run this country anywhere but straight into the ground means he won no victory worth celebrating. Donald is still a loser. 010
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 17/09/2026How about we actually arrest people who try to overthrow our government? Also, stop nominating republicans. In my entire adult life, this has never gone well. 010
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 16/09/2026They thought that meant gilding everything with gold. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Vance, if you end up with a six meter spear up your ass by this time next year, I’ll know things went well. No more second chances for MAGA cowards. No second more second chances for fascism. It’s time to end this shit. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 16/09/2026She spent decades showering her audience with free gifts and shit, and it will never make up for these two tools. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Dude, you could have done this without AI. Cut the slop umbilical. 120
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026So what’s it called? Don’t just post something like that and leave us hanging! At least tell us what it’s called. 040
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The rank and file MAGA certainly are, but the tech bros built this AI bullshit & now they’re panicking. Their problem isn’t being dumb, it’s that they’re spiteful, unprincipled and short sighted. But they know their field, and if they’re afraid, it means things are going to shit. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Question: What could POSSIBLY make them look worse at THIS stage? Whatever it is, they think it’s worse than the World War they’re flirting with. They think it’ll cost them their slow miserable bunker deaths, or they wouldn’t even try. We have to assume it’s at least that bad. 110
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026So, are you trying to raise awareness, or are you just super, SUPER defensive at being asked? 100
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Is putting that toxic shit out at sea really any better? Would you want to swim next to it? 100
