Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Completely realistic video of him. Perfectly normal, I also have a photorealistic sketch of him. 031
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026And thank God he did that, because based on literally everything I’ve ever heard about him, I was under the impression that he was a flaming imbecile at the best of times. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I was already pretty iffy on republicans in 2016. I assumed their standards in leadership would devolve towards plant life. Then they picked twump, and I realized I was too optimistic. 010
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I can do human art. I’ve perfected the art of photorealistic drawing: 0120
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Of course he needs his ballroom, where else can he shimmy around like Rob Schneider in a day suit jerking off invisible NBA players for an enraptured audience? 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026What we deserve is accountability. We deserve justice. Recognition of our basic humanity and rights exist without needing to justify it. If this pile can exist without justification, anyone can. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Chasing children has gotten harder for the dementia patient in chief lately… 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Yes he is. Though I’m amazed he ever caught anyone, he’s not exactly nimble. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Your AI slop is too flattering. Let me offer one of my photorealistic sketches of the pedophile-in-chief. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Run away. Not that the flesh boulder can GIVE chase, buuuut... 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The god king is not impressed with the royal couch fucker. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Remember, the golf trips have always doubled as fraud. 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The POS of the U.S. of A, on his way to wipe his ass on the Declaration of Independence, if he can even locate his asshole… 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The President of the United States, on his way to… NOT fuck some preteens (yeah right)… 000
Deer Hook @deerhook.bsky.social · 03/09/2026El Presidente on his way to jerk off some Nazis, with his baby hands… 040
