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A Penny Urned

@deer.energy
771 followers 3.6K following 8.9K posts

🔞 only. Chicagoland comedy writer. Deer in the footlights. Sometimes yote. Beatles & pro wrestling nerd. Veteran. 40, 🏳️‍⚧️, she/her, pan/very demi/poly, θ∆, deer.energy. @lumi.mom is my cat

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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 1h
This article has one of the best explanations of furry I've seen from a mainstream outlet.
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Transgender World @transgenderreport.com · 3h
Last week, Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.) revived the GOP’s long-running fight against furries in a Senate floor rant about transgender people that veered into an anti-furry tirade. www.huffpost.com/ent... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
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A MAGA Senator Went On A Wild Tangent About Furries. Here's Why.
Experts explain what a furry actually is, why the subculture is so misunderstood and why conservatives keep coming after it.
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 12h
Get thee to a sluttery
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reggie 🔜 BLFC @hoppits.gay · 27/08/2026
(it was both) #vuiart
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 2h
Let's just go to a nice big farm upstate
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 3h
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 3h
Lot of folks taking this *way* too seriously
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 4h
Well, hello there!
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 4h
Love this for you!
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 9h
My abuser was a woman. Men are still more scary.
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 12h
Get thee to a sluttery
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yuritober day 1 with a puppy and a hound
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
Incredible.
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𝔐𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔪𝔬 @momamo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oogtober 1: Pony Play
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
Beep beep, Junip!
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
fuck
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
PONEY! PONEY! PONEY!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(engagement farming) who here remembers the playstation 1, playstation 2, playstation 3, playstation 4, sega genesis, sega saturn, sega dreamcast, 3do, super nintendo, nintendo 64, original nintend, game boy, game dot com, nokia n-gage, philips cd-i, the game cube, xbox 360, arcade games
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
Osprey absolutely nailed that Pac Arrow
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
Kubo and the Six Inches
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
I was at the Raw where Kurt Angle drove the milk truck and the Smackdown where they redid the women's MITB match. It's been a little while. Have done several AEW shows. I always try to make time when they're nearby.
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
But I'm on the outside, I'm looking in I can see through you, see your true colors 'Cause inside you're puppy, you're puppy like me I can see through you, see to the feral you
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BAPHYPAWS @baphypaws.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
🌙🐕❗️
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
I was there for Osprey vs Pac at All Out 2024 and it was a fucking spiritual experience
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
But in the meantime Vince McMahon gets to live for fucking ever. That man can't burn in hell soon enough. Hell being real would be a good thing for him alone.
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
Orange Cassidy vs. Pac is one of few matches that I recommend for non-wrestling fans. It's just so fun.
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
Guess you'll have to stop me.
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
Pillman, Rick Rude, Bossman, Benoit's family, Kanyon, Bray, Brody, Butcher, Chyna-- And I'm missing so many.
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
Eddie died the day after I finished his book.
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
Owen Hart was my favorite wrestler when he passed away. I listened to scrambled PPVs live at the time because we couldn't afford them. It just never ends.
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
It's too fucking much, man
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
I've had to cry through too many wrestling shows
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
Hold for world tone
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
I can't? Is this some sort of ruse?
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 01/10/2026
Hmm, I'll wait :)
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coluen @coluen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wilerunner activities
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 30/09/2026
I've been contemplating this, haven't read through them all since they came out.
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Kipper@ASC dealers @kipper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yearly reminder September 30 October 1st
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Tiny Petting Zoo @tinypettingzoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪         🐥      🐥 🐥                     🐥       🐥      ╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 30/09/2026
My experience walking down every sidewalk
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone asked me to draw her happy, so here she is painting a Warhammer guy
Louise the Deer paints warhammer guy. There are bandages where her antlers used to be
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 30/09/2026
deer
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MutaSheep but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @mutariesco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not only is this 100% true, this fun fact helps even outside of the pasture.
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Godspeed! The Coyote’s Plight
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Fortune 🔜 GFM, MFF @fortunethebun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is funny, it really is. However. I don't think I have any "keep politics out of furry uwu" people following me, but if i do, you need to think about this. No amount of keeping it SFW is going to be enough for him. They will make your hobby political, and owning that is our only defense.
A tweet from Senator  Tommy Tuberville that reads "Just a few weeks ago at the 'Furry Migration' convention in Minneapolis, there was an 'aviation furs meet-up.'

Ask yourself...would you be comfortable with a MENTALLY ILL FURRY being your pilot?"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 30/09/2026
This is very common.
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
i just want to put them in a banjo-kazooie situation
Homestar Running and Strong Bad connected by a backpack, akin to Banjo-Kazooie. Strong Bad is walking with Homestar on his back, and Homestar is imitating Kazooie’s bebebese. Strong Bad says, “Not gettin’ a word, man.” Alternately, Homestar is running at full speed with Strong Bad flailing on his back. Strong Bad yells “hey beak-breath! all the golden whatsits are back in that-a-direction!”
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 29/09/2026
Oh, I'm gonna do way more than that.
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